>Be a fluffy pony >Be tortured for the better part of a year >Be absolutely traumatized from everything you've endured, from the stretching to the fires to the psychological torment >Have scars all over your body >Have a few places where fluff won't grow back anymore >Have permanent indentations under your eyes where the tears flowed on a regular basis >Try to force yourself not to tremble at the sight of a hooman >Find yourself in a shelter >A lot of the workers have no idea why you're even there; there's no way anyone's going to take you, you're ugly as sin >Get rounded up in the display pen with cuter, happier looking fluffy ponies >Don't even try to get their attention, just sort of lay in the back of the pen until closing >The other fluffies stopped trying to be your friend a long time ago when they discovered your refusal to play with them; this has gotten you labeled as "dummy" and "ugwy" fluffy >Nothing matters to you anymore, you just wish they'd try drowning you again; this time, you wouldn't try to stop them   >Stay at the shelter a couple more weeks >Just becoming an increasingly depressing sight for customers and employees alike >Eventually they call on the only person on staff that could actually bring themselves to put it out of its misery: Dale the Asshole Fluffy Pony Shelter Employee >Manager Level-Headed approached Dale on his lunch break; he's eating a sandwich; Superfluff is sleeping soundly at his feet >"Dale? I need your help with something." >Dale takes the last bite of sandwich and swallows. "Yeah? What do you need?" >"That haggard ass fluffy in the buyer's pen..." >Level-Headed doesn't need to say anything else, Dale's already out of his chair >"Say no more, sir. I've been waiting for you to ask me this." >Level-Headed sighs. "I know you have." >Dale heads towards the front of the store; Superfluff tries to follow him >"Stay back here, you little shit; I want you to see this. Maybe afterwards you'll finally leave me alone..."   >Dale snatches up the battle scarred fluffy pony; he realizes what's about to happen and doesn't struggle >"Oh, come on, at least wiggle a little! I don't get to do this very often..." >He takes the fluffy into a back room and sets him on the ground >He just sort of lies there like he did in the buyer's pen >Suddenly, Dale gets an idea >"Hey fluffy, where's your Daddy?" >The fluffy pony gasps; tears star forming in his eyes >Dale smiles; that shouldn't work as well as it did >You suddenly remember being a foal >You remember the house you lived in >You remember the food and the love >Most importantly, you remember "Daddy" >He would always give you hugs when you asked and he never seemed to have a problem making you spaghetti >You remember how much fun you used to have watching TV together whenever he got home from work >You were the happiest, most well-behaved fluffy pony a lot of people had ever seen; after a while, people nicknamed you "The Fluffy Converter", due to your ability to change people's minds about fluffy ponies >"Are all of them this well behaved? Maybe they wouldn't be such bad pets after all..." >Eventually everything came crashing down on itself; you let your curiosity get the best of you >Somehow wiggle your way through a crack in the fence >Decide to go exploring; figure Daddy wouldn't mind >Scamper your way down the sidewalk, impressed by everything you see >Eventually come across what you assume to be a nice looking group of teenagers >Walk up to them with the kind of bravery that hasn't been seen since Tank Man >"Hewwo! Nuu fwiends fow fwuffy?" >They all look at each other, smirking >"Sure little guy!" >They pick you up and bring you to one of their houses >They're nice to you initially, petting you and giving you a treat >You're having the time of your life; why didn't you go and try to make friends earlier? >Eventually, the other kids go home; the kid whose house it was wouldn't let you leave >It doesn't matter, you're probably too dumb to find your way home anyways >He just quietly straps you to a wall in his basement >Initially, you're highly amused by this >"Fwuffy hooman nao!" >Things don't stay fun for very long >Eventually, the hooman shows up with a wiffle ball bat >You've never seen one before >"Hewwo! Wut stick fow? We gon' pway game?" >He doesn't answer you, he just hits you in the stomach >It's the worst pain you've ever felt; it knocks the wind out of you >Tears form in your eyes: "Wy huwt fwuffy? No wike game!" >Finally he speaks up: "This isn't a game, you little shit; at least, not for you." >Over the next 8 months or so, he kept you tied to the wall >He'd hit you with the wiffle ball bat and put cigarettes out on your fluff >Eventually he found fliers your owner had put up around the neighborhood, asking for your safe return >He scanned one of them and photoshopped it to make it seem like your Daddy wanted you gone >He'd tie electrical chords around your neck and pull up, stretching your neck and torso, laughing maniacally while your hooves trashed about and you screamed bloody blue murder >He'd take push pins and stick them into your hooves, 20 to 30 at a time >Once or twice he glued sandpaper to the end of the bat and raked it across your head >He was generally a ginormous prick with ears >He actually did give you food and water, if for no other reason than to keep you alive >One day, I guess he completely forgot you were down there >You were down there for a few weeks; you had almost starved to death by the time he had reappeared eleven 07/03/12(Tue)11:13 No.2969688 >>2969672   >Eventually, he unhooks you >He tells you that you're going to go back to see Daddy >You get excited; finally all of this can be over and you can go back to being happy again! >He puts you in a carrier that's way too small and brings you back to your old house; you remember it almost instantly and begin to tear up >He knocks on the door; a few moments later, you see Daddy again; you can't contain your excitement >"Yes?" >"Hello sir, I understand that you're looking for your lost fluffy pony?" >He looks right at you; for whatever reason, he doesn't seem as excited to see you as you are to see him >"I'm sorry; after a while, I just gave up and decided to get a new one; besides, that one looks like hell! Perhaps you should go put it out of its misery." >Daddy didn't recognize you! He's walking away! >You're absolutely heartbroken >"What did I tell you? Your Daddy doesn't give a shit about you anymore! Here, you're going to a shelter." >He drops you off >Everyone comments about how "ugly" and "sad" you look >It doesn't matter anymore; you no longer have a reason to live >Dale smiles; you're crying your eyes out now >All of that pent up emotion is finally getting released >He grabs a sledgehammer that they keep in that particular room for reasons that nobody can really remember >Whatever it was, it probably wasn't for this >Dale watches you cry for a few more minutes >"Sorry it had to end this way, little buddy; that's just the way life is sometimes." >He's not sympathetic at all >He raises the sledgehammer above his head >In a quick swing, the fluffy pony is no more >Dale throws the corpse in the trash and hoses the blood off the concrete >He goes back to where Superfluff fell asleep again >"I await the day I get to do that to you..." >Dale puts his stuff back in his locker and goes back to work