Request: Luna and Anon Switch Bodies
 
 
 
PT:1 of I don't know.
>Day Switchback in Equestria
>Be Anon, the laziest mother-fucker in horse-land.
>This place doesn't seem any different from Earth at all.
>Well then again, how would you know? You're always inside watching TV and eating Cheetos.
>Even though you never found love on Earth, you feel like this world could be a fresh start for romantic ventures.
>When you arrived in this land so long ago you were greeted to by two of the most beautiful horses you ever laid your eyes on, Princess Celestia and Princess Luigi....
>Or was her name Luna?
>You have a terribly shitty memory.
>But the pure beauty of Luna made you have a gigantic crush on her to this day.
>As you finish your bag of Cheetos, you get up and walk your fat ass to the kitchen.
>Looking out your kitchen window you decide this is the day to win your fair princess' heart.
>However you cannot do this alone, no no.
>You will need the help of a fellow princess if you are going to tame that heart, Hopefully Twilight can help you in this endeavour.
>Grabbing your coat, you venture from your house and into the chilly weather of Equestria.
>Walking along the path to purple-smart's house you notice small little fillies playing and frolicking throughout the autumn leaves.
>"Get back here you lil' bitch! I'll rek you mate!"
>Ah to be young again.
>Reaching Twilight's tree-fort of a house you knock on the door and wait.
>"Hold on, I will be right there!"
>Twilight always sounds really nerdy to you, but you don't mind having a friend that is as lonely as you are.
>She opens the door and lets you in with a happy hello, you sit yourself on her couch, that fucking quarter mile walk wore you out.
>"What can I help you with Anon?"
"Twilight, I need your advice on something."
>"Sure what for? If anything, I'm sure to have a book on it."
"Well there is this mare I am interested in."
>You look up from being a bit embarrassed to see twilight's happy face, She was practically beaming.
>"Oh Anon, I knew you would come around! Who are you interested in?"
"It's a certain princess who has a special place in my heart."
>Her face flushed a bright red and she looks at you.
"I meant Princess Luna, It's okay Twilight, no need to be embarrassed."
>Twilight still embarrassed, she thought to herself.
[spoiler] >but Anon, I like you, a lot.... [/spoiler]
"Anyways, is there anything you can do, you know advice wise or whatever that can help me?"
>Shaking off her trance, Twilight nods and goes looking around in her bookshelves.
>"If your trying to win her heart, it won't be easy, you will have to make some lifestyle changes it might seem."
"like?"
>"Well first of all, you will need to start staying up long nights, maybe take some walks and enjoy the glow of the moonlight maybe."
"Okay, done!"
>you say clapping your hands together,
"what's next?"
>Continuing to flip through some pages, Twilight studies the material immensely.
"Are there any spells that can, y'know... make me more attractive to her or something?"
>"Anon, why would you ask me that?"
"Well, I am kind of fat, and I'm not the most attractive guy around."
>Twilight turns back to books with a disappointed face and thinks to herself once more.
[spoiler] >But Anon, you are perfect to me. You Don't need to change, I love you... [/spoiler]
>You see Twilight shake her head and continue reading the book she is currently levitating.
>Beginning to wonder why she is acting like this, you walk up to her and put your hand on her back.
>She jumps in freight.
"Everything OK there Twilight?"
>"mmhmm, yes everything is fine!"
>Her voice seems a bit frantic.
>Either way, you are on your way to gaining Luna as your bride.
 
PT:1 done, PT: 2 in progress