>you are Martini, a key lime green fluffy pony with a dark green mane
>your job is to give special hugs to mares and then you get yummy treats
>the human who takes care of you, BIG MAN, got taken away by Blue Uniform Men yesterday
>Frank-who-you-never-see has been taking care of you and the other ponies instead
>”Rise and shine, shitters. Time to go to work.”
>Frank feeds the ponies and cleans their cages
>”mistah fwank when bigman come back?”
>”I don’t know. The guy who owned Cadence or whatever is supposed to be some big time lawyer.”
>he pauses
>”Why the fuck am I talking to a pony?”
>Frank finishes cleaning cages and looks at a paper hanging on the wall
>”Time to get it on, girls. Brownie, you’re first.”
>Frank takes Brownie, who squirms a bit, from her cage and puts her in the Special Hugs Nest
>next he takes you from your cage and puts you in the Special Hugs Nest.
>”Do your thing, Martini.”
>you start nuzzling the fluff around brownie’s neck, then work your way back to the fluff around her groin.
>there’s a knock at the door in the other room
>”You two have fun. I’ll be right back.”
>Frank disappears for a minute and comes back with a basket covered in a blankie.
>he leaves it on The Table
>”What the hell…”
>Frank leaves again - you can hear him running around outside.
>”Hey! Wait! Hey!”
>the blankie over the basket flips open and a silvery grey fluffy pops out. he’s an earth pony.
>”hewoo! fwens?”
>”new fwens!”
>you momentarily forget about giving Brownie special hugs. You’re just happy to see another flufy pony.
>”wha yoo name?”
>”me name gwost.”
>”me name mawtini and dis bwownie.”
>”hey bwownie, wassup.”
>”new fwen?”
>”yah new fwen. move ovah, mawtini.”
>Ghost pushes you off Brownie and starts mounting her himself
>”ork ork ork!”
>”gwost, you soun funneh when give special hugs! but dis my jawb! mawtini no wann get in twouble!”
>you shove Ghost out of the way and continue with Brownie yourself
>”enf enf enf”
>”stupit fwuffy! wet a weal colt show you how done!”
>Ghost shoves you away again.
>”ORK ORK ORK!”
>”what in the fuck is this shit?”
>”fwank dis gwost. he twyin keep me fwom givin special huggies!”
>”He is, huh.”
>with one deft move, Frank grabs Ghost by the tail and flicks him across the room into the sink
>*sploosh*
>the sink, half-full of soapy water to give baths, cushions his landing.
>”owie. huwty fanny.”
>”I’ll hurt your fanny.”
>Frank picks up some paper on the basket
>”Mr. Breeder, take care of Ghost. He’s a nice enough pony but he’s always horny and kept raping my cats. And my guinea pig. Signed, Anon.”
>”Fucking guinea pig rapist. You sick son of a bitch.”
>”Frank goes over to Ghost and picks him up by the scruff of his neck
>”put back in wawa. nice and wawm. gwost was weady to shoot his woad.”
>”Uh huh.”
>Frank throws Ghost back onto The Table
>he brandishes a big cutty knife
>”See… the problem is that I don’t need any more earth pony colts. And if you’re going to hump everything in the house, no one will adopt you.”
>Ghost starts humping Frank’s sleeve
>”ork ork ork!”
>”Enough of that.”
>with one swift stroke, Frank beheads Ghost and scrapes the remains into the trash can
>your mouth is agape. Brownie screams.
>”You two shut up and finish.”
>Brownie, now crying, lets you finish. you feel the good feel and climb off her
>Frank puts you both back in your cages
>”You don’t like guinea pigs, do you, Martini?”
>”no mista fwank mawtini no wike piggies.”
>”Good boy.”
>he feeds you and Brownie a jelly.
>Mister Frank can be a nice man but sometimes he’s scary.
>you wish BIG MAN and Frank didn’t have to be scary sometimes.
>you hope BIG MAN comes back soon