>you are martini - and you’re such a happy fluffy! >you have the best life EVER! you get your own cage and your own bed and you get nummies every day! >the best part is you get to give special hugs to pretty foals! >you just wish you could see the babies when they were born. BIG MAN takes them away and that makes you sad >yesterday a new fluffy was put into your cage! now you have someone to play with and cuddle with! >his name is xavier and he’s a pretty purple unicorn with a white and purple mane and tail >you shared your little bed last night and gave each other huggies. you felt so warm and happy! >not much happened today. BIG MAN cleaned the cages and gave all the fluffies nummies >it will be time for the foals to Go Away. that makes their mommies sad and you get sad, too >BIG MAN sits at The Table looking at his newspaper. >the newspaper scares you a little because bad fluffies get whacked with it. >you know blueberry is going to have babies soon. you hope you’ll get to see them! >you’re so happy you have a new friend to give huggies to! >you and xavier are playing with your ball. you love your big red ball. >xavier is giving you hugs! you love hugs. >xavier starts nuzzling the fluff around your neck. it feels good! >then he starts nuzzling the fluff around your poopie place >you aren’t sure you like that. you do that with mares you really like >”mawtini new fwen gonn make mawtini feewl guuuud.” >”whaw zaver mean?” >”zaver wike mawtini a WOT.” >before you can react xavier is on top of you and he’s putting his happy thing in your poopie place >you don’t like that >”nooooo zaver pwease no huwt poopie pwace!” >BIG MAN looks up from his newspaper >”What the fuck.” >”zaver pwease no mowe special huggies! pwease stop!” >”Xavier, what the hell are you doing?” >”zaver no mowe huwt mawtini poopie pwace! stop stop!” >BIG MAN opens your cage and grabs xavier by the fluff of his neck. he smacks him across the face >”why huwt zaver? onwy wann give special huggies to mawtini.” >”You little shithead! You do that with mares ONLY! Don’t you ever do that to Martini again!” >BIG MAN backhands xavier one more time. the hurty water is coming out of his nose. xavier is crying >BIG MAN removes a bunch of blankies and boxes from snowdances old cage and puts xavier in it >”zaver no have beddie or bwankie or nummies!” >”Shut the fuck up, Xavier! You say one more word and you don’t get anything until tomorrow!” >xavier plops down on the floor and sulks. >BIG MAN picks you up. >”You okay, Martini? Did he hurt you?” >”mawtini bottom feel sowr.” >BIG MAN wipes down your poopie place with a warm wet towel. you start to feel better. >BIG MAN strokes your head and gets you a cookie! you love cookies. >”thankew fo nummie tweat!” >”You’re a good boy, Martini.” >BIG MAN puts you on The Table and strokes your fluff while he reads. you slowly eat your cookie >you usually don’t like The Table but right now you don’t mind it >you’re a good boy.