>Be a gardener.
>You keep a garden fluffy around in your backyard.
>Helps out with pruning, and its poop is the best fertilizer you've ever had.
>Plus it's got the most beautiful daisies on its back.
>One day it's chilling in the old doghouse you gave it when a fluffy gets into your yard.
>The fluffy goes half-way in the door.
"New fwen? Wan' pway?"
>The garden fluffy just stares into space, unaware of its companion.
"Why fwen no tawk?"
>Starts raining.
"Nuu, fwuffy no wike wawa!"
>The fluffy tries scooting in closer to the garden fluffy.
>Garden fluffy perks up.
"WAWA?"
>The garden fluffy charges out of the doghouse, it and the regular fluffy tumbling out.
>The garden fluffy's ended up on top of the regular one, pinning it to the ground face-up.
"Nuu! Fwen huwt fwuffy, wet go!"
>As the rain starts coming down, the garden fluffy starts smiling.
"Nuu! Fwuffy no wike wawa! Wet go, meanie!"
>Fluffy pony drowns 30 seconds later.
>Garden fluffy gets the plants on it nice and watered.
>Garden fluffies are the best.