>Be a madman.
>You use fluffy ponies in your work.
>You want all fluffies to be loved.
>You want people to love them!
>They're just so cute and adorable!
>But they always run away from the fluffies, or try to kill the fluffies!
>That's not loving at all!
>So you have to restrain them.
>Coffins have enough room for them and for fluffies to hug them!
>You can't stand it when they scream or hit the walls, though, so you have to gag them and tie their hands first.
>You have 4 coffins in the basement, each with a person and 20 fluffies.
>After a week, they should be ready to leave, full of love for fluffies.
>Can't interrupt though, they might escape!