Since I'll be gone for a few days, I'll post all of my thread bumper sorts in no particular order:
 
 
 
[ronbow dash and the glorious fight!!!!!]
 
>be human
>have a boxing match with Ronbro dash in 1 hour
>get prepared to fight
>you drink a ton of protein shkes and raw eggs
>ur training like it aint no thang
>fight comes
 
>ronbrow das is there
>shes putting her boxing gloves on
>it gets you hot a little because ur girlfriend Twilight sparkle types with boxing gloves on
>something is amis
>theres a stick jutting out of her glove
>shes gonna cheat!!! oh no
>RD:"EXPELLIARMUS!"
>it was a wand
>ur suspisions were confirmed that night
>you knew Ronbro dash was a wizard
>you grab ur invisiablity cloak and get out of there
 
 
 
[hungry anon and pinike's pie]
 
>you went to sugarcube corner for funtimes and maybe some casual sex
>pinkie is there taking care of foals
>its a good thing you have horse tranquilzers
>you feed those little bitches dem peels
>pinkie's pie is festival seeding now
>you take out ur dick
>her mouth is all up on that shit
 
>after u cum theres like a lot of time left over before the foals wake up
>pinkie says ur selfish for not pleasuring her mare vaginal
>u say ur right and you go down on her
>her pussyfolds dont taste like cake or frosting just regular mare musk
>lies in advertizing
>she pushes ur head into her vagana
>holy shit it has teeth
>how freudian is this shit?
>ur insdie Ponkie Poe's vagina
>so THIS is Tartarus....
 
 
 
[Rainbow dash and the bro who wouldn't leave]
 
>rainbow dash is ur bro of bros
>sometimes she can be too bro and dosnt leave ur house when its approproit
>she stcks around and drings all of ur delicious ramune and mikes hard lemonade
>she also talks about herself too much and you find sports and racing boring as fuck
 
>u tell RD to get the fuck out in a drunked haze
>she gets offended and you start to fight
>she throws a hoof at ur face but its all fluffy and marshmelloWY AND IT DOESNT HUIRT (sry caps lock)
>u push her to the ground and slap ur dick in her face
>a lonely tear rolls off her bro cheek
>RD:"I will show u my final form."
>she turns into a huge spider and smiles at your misfortunes
>she beats you up withnin an inch of ur pathetic human life
>women deserve an equal wage
 
 
 
[Rainbow dash is a bro who went too the store]
 
>you need to go to the store to get more drinks for your slammin partys with ur bestest of bros rainbow dosh
>rainbow dash went with you
>everyp0ny thinks ur a couple looking for a morning-after pill
>WHY DonestN't anyp0ny understand UR STERILE to pones
>AND that you only fuck rainbow dashes asshole
>she always loves bing anal fucked to sleep every night
 
>anyways, you go to the lube section
>you get more ASStroglide
>rianbow dash gets super horny at the sight of anal lubrication fluid
>her mare musk permeates the entire store
>a bunch of stallions get hard
>you both try to ignore them and find the alcohol section
>a huge orgy breaks out
>this scares the both of you and you go home in a DASH
>you vaginal fuck for the frist time?
>she get pregnant
>looks like u were rong
>12 moths later she gives brith and its beautiful
>the baby looks like rainbow dash with brown streeaks in her mane
>sex slavery is a serious problem in mexico
 
 
 
[Anon and Fluttershy meet visitors]
 
>one day, you and flutterrapist (lol) were having a picinic
>when she opened the picininc basket laughing gas shot out
>oh no! rape!
>she doesnt get to tho
>the sky went dark and colored lights whent everywhere
>a huge metal flying saucer came out of the clouds
>the ship lands next to you and flutterslutterrapistshy
>two BEINGS cum out
 
>they look like ponies but each of them has twelve dicks jutting out of their face
>you laugh immidatly
>flutershy is shy
>Alien:"DO NOT LAUGH AT OUR SUPERIOR FORM!!!"
>you stop out of respect
>Alien:"We are known as Otomedius Copulantarum! We rule the galaxy in this quadrant! But you can just call us: OC."
 
>FS:"What is your species like OC?"
>shes curious because she likes animals so much
>OC:"We have these phalluses on our faces, see? they are for our superior communication!"
>the OC starts sucking a bunch of cocks on another OC's face
>the sound is overpowering
>it's wet and rhythmical, yet intricate and verbose
So this is what it's like to hear OCs communicate...
 
 
 
[Twilight Spakrle and the top of class B]
 
>Twilight Sparkle was in magic highschool one day
>her best friend was you, Anon
>she comes up to you and askes you if you're gonna study for the midterms
>you say no because you have too much pocky and anime to watch
>glorious waifu haruhi seizurama is awaiting your arrival in your room
>she is a pillow
 
>Twilight stayed up all night preparing for magic hightschool midterm test
>she spent very little time masturbating to pictures of you in your sixth grade year book
>less than usual at least!!!! lol
>when the test came you were surprised becasue they told you to pee in a cup
>you did and the test was over
>the test results were posted on a LIST
>you were the top of the LIST
>you have AIDS
 
I'm on another list guys!
 
 
 
[Applejack and the fun thing]
 
>one day you and fluttershy were giving eachother bely rubs
>it was a good time and you even had a boner but not sexually just for fun
>she still wants to rape you (lol) but shes taking a break today
>then Appljack came over and said that she was a republucan
>you dont know what that has to do with belly rubs but you say "OK lol"
>then applejack came up to you and was like:
>"ur just not suppoesdt to interspeciaes rmance its not acceptable!!!!!!!!"
 
>you go:
Lol u FAGIT applejack. I do wahyt I want you stupid oragne bitrch!!!!!!! hahahahahah
>she gets all huffy and mad as fuck
>"stop having fun you... double pears!"
Pear isn't even a good insult you dum mare hahahahahHAHAH
>you continue ur belly rubs and applejack's pleads for you to stop go unnoticed
>"sage!!!"
 
 
 
[Twiite Sparkle and the lack of stories]
 
>twilight was in her room and she decided it was time to read
>she went downstars and looked at all the books
>she read them all
>there was no good stories so she went to write her own story
>she thought of her favorite boxer, anon
>it got her hot because she saw him with boxing gloves on the other day
 
>TS:"I KNOW!! ILL WRITE A STORY ABOUT AONO!!
>so she began her work
>they were very dirty storys about anon's penis
>shed never seen Anons human penis so she assumed it looked like a horse cock she saw in a book
>writing this made her marehood very puffy and orange
>spike walked in and saw the dirty fanfiction and go a boner and walked over to twilight and shoved it in her ear and came
>it was not a good day for Twilight Sprakle
>the publishing industry is strict
 
 
 
[spandghuntti spackle 17]
 
>get home aftr cryin'
>slap the shit out of ponkie Pies ASS
>she gets hard
>her clit is massive like a party balloon
>holy shit
>why is it green like a party baloon??
>oh thats not her clit she was just mastrbatin and squirtin' with a ballloon
 
>that makes sense
>gramb her tail that like cotton candy
>throw her on the table and stick your WHOLE fist in her puffy VAG
>she's cryin but you know she's had bigger
>you saw
>stick ur finger in her cervix
>Pinkie:"If you stick your finger in my cervix i may never have a foal!!!?"
>keep doin it
>she gets super hot form this
>rainbow dosh breaks in and fucks your ass with a strap-on
>life is good, but hard work
>it's a shame there is such a divide between the bourgeois and the laborer
 
 
 
[spandghuntti spackle 18]
 
>twilight is in her room crying
>she cant get rid of her tulpa and hes taunting her with memories of magic kindergarden
>soon she sees the human dildo
>starts going to town
>gets bored cuz she cant get off
>goes on 4chan
>sees this post >>1104011
 
>she realizes its almost here
>the porn of her and anon she commissioned is almost scanned by glorious twilightfaggot
>shes fianlly able to get off and cums
>she makes a tulpa of herself
>now she has two tulpas
>one is of anon and one is of herself from the comic
>she watches them fuck like crazy in her room
>she doesn't need Anon anymore
>she's content and cums every hour because tulpas fucking
>she dies from dehydration