Spaghetti Sparkle 8
 
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This gets pretty messy in terms of clop. This is also as bad as it gets, so, if you can make it through you'll be fine.
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>on your way to the train station, you stop by Twilight's house
>she's, as always, ecstatic to see you
>Twi:"Oh Anon! I was just cleaning my house like you said I should but... it's not ready yet? soooo... you can't come in!"
Oh, okay. Well, I just came by to say that I'm taking a trip to Appaloosa.
>she looks upset
>Twi:"Are... are you abandoning me?"
No No of course not! What? Applejack lives there these days and Pinkie Pie is going to be there for a limited time. I thought I'd hit two birds with one stone and get them to come see you.
>she doesn't like the birds comment
It's a figure of speech.
>Twi:"Oh."
I'm going to go see Pinkie first, sinc--
>she cuts you off
>Twi:"I'm not sure that's such a good idea!"
>you think you understand
Yeah, I know how you feel. This is how I found her.
>you show her the explicit classified ad
>you see tears in her eyes and she bites her lip
>Twi:"she's gonna s-steal you from me."
>you crouch down and look her in the eye
>you rub your nose with her's
Wanna make a Pinkie promise?
 
>you arrive in Appaloosa behind schedule
>fucking Equestrak
>you have to make it to the "Hair in the Hoof" motel
>you get lost
>you grab the closest pony possible
>it just happens to be the mayor
>lucky you
 
Hey, mayor dude! Do you know how to get to the...
>you look at your classified ad
Hair in the Hoof motel?
>Mayor:"Well nowah, you new in town eh? No sorry, I don' now how ta get there or where 'tis. You have an address mah boy?"
>you do, but you can't figure out pony address logic
I do, lemme just... show you
>you hold out the classified ad, using your hand to obscure the explicit title
>Mayor:"Nowah young man, mah eyes are a bit old ya'see. I can't read so well could ya hold it closer?"
>you oblige
>Mayor:"Still not enough, lemme get that from ya for a minute."
>he grabs the ad from you hand against your wishes
H-Hey! I need tha--
>Mayor:"Listen boy, I ain't gonna steal it from ya. I ain't no scoundrel."
>he reads the ad
>his face gets beet red
>Mayor:"well, ah... I had no idea this uhh... sorta thing uh..."
So where's it at old man?
>through a series of stutters and blushes he gives you directions
Thanks mayor!
>Mayor:"y-yeah, no problem you got a pen?"
No.
>Mayor:"O-Oh... that's fine."
>he looks disappointed
>the then widens his eyes and intensely stares at the ad before finally giving it back to you
>Mayor:"thanks mah boy."
I didn't do anything for you.
>Mayor:"Oh, yeah. Right. Well, I've got intense mayoral business to attend."
>he gallops off
 
 
>you arrive at the "Hair in the Hoof" motel
>you see the check-in mare
>she's bored as fuck
>you tell her you're looking for room 314, and that you need a key
>she immediately knows what room your talking about and says, with great disapproval, that you won't need a key
>you want to say that you're going in there for your special somep0ny, but that would sound too weird
>you go up to the third floor
>a lot of the lights are burnt out and some are flickering
>you begin to hear creaking and moans
>you want to get out of the creepy sex corridor as soon as possible
>it starts to
>smell
>like pancake batter and animal musk the closer you get to 314
 
>you're at 314
>there's a tray on the ground, next to the door
>it has a pile of porcelain masks on it and a stack of big cloth stickers
>the door is closed and has a note tacked on it
>It's written in loopy cursive font
>it's hard as fuck to read, but it says:
 
>If you want some adult ?fun? you've come to the right place! There are some rules for newcummers!
 
>1)You have to wear a mask. And a cutiemark cover!
 
>2)You must never speak your real name in the room, Queenie Pinkie will provide you one.
 
>?New Rule? We have an extra special guest! Be ?gentle? with our big blue birthday mare!
 
>you put on a mask
>you don't know what to do with the cutiemark cover so you just put it on your shirt
>this is all pretty creepy
>you bite the bullet and open the door
>it's bright as fuck
>in fact, there's professional film lighting in there-- making it also HOT as fuck
>you take one step in and you're glad you're wearing shoes
>the carpet is littered with wet and dry ropes of semen
>the first pony you see is Braeburn, who's filming the whole deal
>the masks don't do much to hide the identity of the ponies
>you look over and see two beds, one mare each
>Pinkie, who's the only pony not wearing a mask or sticker, is getting quadruple teamed
>she's laying on a stallion, you recognize as Doctor Hooves, who is giving her anal
>you didn't figure the Doctor to be an ass-man
>another pony, you don't recognize, is on top of Pinkie, giving it to her party hole
>a third pony is crouched above Pinkie's head and is getting sucked off
>finally, a fourth pony is getting a hoof-job from Pinkie
 
>you look over to your right and see five other stallions either watching intently, spent, or jerking off
>on the other bed you see a big blue mare masturbating
>no way
>it's Princess Luna
>she's not getting any real action, everyp0ny seems to want to ignore her existence
>except one pony right next to her, who's jerking himself off, but whenever she gets close to him he backs off and hides
>Braeburn clears his throat
>Braeburn:"Hey Queenie! We got a fresh new stallion here! He needs a name!
 
>Pinkie opens her eyes and sees you
>she muffles a response around the cock in her mouth
>you think you caught the words: "Pinkie Pie style"
>all of a sudden she starts deepthroating the stallion
>he cums in seconds
>he pulls out of her mouth
>she grabs him and forces him back into her mouth
>Pinkie:"Hey where you goin' little guy?"
>he's not a little guy
>she proceeds to clean him up before letting him go
>spent, he crashes into a wall and falls unconscious
>Pinkie:"Now! I'm gonna clench up my marehood in just a few seconds! And it's just for you?!"
>you can tell when she does, because the stallion that's mounting her marehood wails in pleasure
>"I... I'm gonna!"
>Pinkie:"Now now, Lotsoflove Tightjimmies! You're not allowed to do it inside! Not yet?!"
>he pulls out but it's too late, he's already shot one load in her before he takes his member out and unloads on her face
>he then stumbles off of her and into the bathroom
 
>Pinkie:"Oh well! Anyway! We have a new somep0ny..."
>she clops her hooves together menacingly
>Pinkie:"I should introduce you! This here is Goldenthigh Sweetlength."
>she points her hoof at Braeburn
>Pinkie:"This here is Fucklord Hourglass."
>she points to Doctor Hooves' dick, sliding gently in and out of her ass
>Pinkie:"Lotsoflove Tightjimmies is in the bathroom. And over there--"
>she points to Luna
>Pinkie:"This is our special guest! The Mare in the Poon!"
>Luna:"Dost thou really have to keep up thine charade? I am Prin--"
>Pinkie:"SHHHH! YOU PINKIE PROMISED!"
>you decide to break the tension
Wow! The Mare in the Poon! I thought it was just an old p0nies' tale!
>Luna:"A-Ah yes! Haha! I am the Mare in the Poon! And I have come to make thine all cum!"
>the stallion silently jerking off next to Luna cums and his semen lands on her mane
>Luna:"S-See! I have done it! And without even touching! Haha! I am the greatest!"
>there is awkward silence
 
>Pinkie:"Aaaanyways! You need a name! How abooooout..."
>she looks at your clothes, sees your boner through your pants, and grins
>Pinkie:"Since you wore clothes to an orgy, you get to be named... Rumplecloth Tightpants!"
>she giggles
>great
>Pinkie:"Now get over here and... ya know...?"
>she gives you bedroom eyes
>her marehood is most like a human's because it's all pink. Twilight and Rainbow's marehoods had tinges of purple and cyan on the outer trappings respectively, but Pinkies is all pink
>which makes sense
>it's slightly drizzling with Lotsoflove Tightjimmies' semen
>she sees this and considers it bad showp0nyship
>she takes her free hoof and sensually swirls the cum around in her outer lips
>her cum glazed hoof then slides up her stomach and chest and meets her tongue
>her marehood winks at you
>Pinkie:"There, nice and lubed up for ya."
 
Sorry Pinkie, I can't.
>Pinkie:"Wha-Wha-Why?"
>she gets this look on her face (http://i.imgur.com/WUxhm.gif)
>then a sudden realization
>Pinkie:"AHH HA! You came for our VERY special? guest!"
>Luna sits up and looks at you. You don't know her expression because of the mask.
Uh... no. I made a Pinkie promise to Twilight that I wouldn't fuck anyp0ny.
>Pinkie:"Why would she want that?"
We're ahh, actually... um... dating... actually
>ATOMIC SQUEEEE
>appearantly this realization tightened up her asshole so much it's giving Doctor Hooves a hard time
>Doctor Hooves:"GYAH IT HURTS SO GOOD, LOVE!"
>he starts cumming in her ass
>she doesn't seem to notice
>Pinkie:"That's soooo cute?! I wish a somep0ny would date me!"
>you look around to see if anyp0ny else thought that was ironic
>Braeburn shrugs
 
>Pinkie:"If you're not here for... Extra Adult ?fun?... than what are you here for, Rumplecloth Tightpants?"
It's about Twilight. She's not doing so good.
>concern washes over her
>Pinkie:"But I thought we parted on the best of terms! She said she was okay with staying at home all the time and with me moving away!"
>you muster up some crocodile tears
WELL! She LIED!
>this has ruined the mood
>it doesn't stop the pony getting a hoof-job from blowing his load over Pinkie's shocked face
 
>she shakes her head back and forth, clearing herself of these shocking revelations temporarily
>Pinkie:"Sweetcock Beastmember, get over here. I need the finale right now."
>Braeburn:"Actually, I'm Goldenthigh Sweetlength this time."
>Pinkie:"Listen Braeburn, I don't give a fuck right now."
>he looks at you and tosses the camcorder to you
>Braeburn:"Get some good shots will ya'"
>you nod
You too, buddy.
 
>his length completely dwarfs yours
>there was some truth to the names
>he places his dick at her entrance and he teases her party hole
>he slaps his dick
>hard
>on her stomach and she giggles
>Pinkie:"Ohhh~ that tickles~"
>while she's laughing, he jams his dick up her pussy to the base
>this makes her laugh even harder
>so this is the power of the Element of Laughter
 
>the bed is creaking like it ain't no thang
>he's seriously plowing her
>she's making the most genuine moans since the orgy started
>these guys are pros
>Braeburn picks her up off the bed and thrashes her to the ground
>they start rutting doggie style
 
>you suddenly remember that you have to film this
>you never thought you'd ever film horseporn (I never thought I'd write it!)
>you get in close
>he's really stretching her out
>you realize that they've probably both cum already, due to the copious amount of fluid splattering on your face now and then
>he's still going like a champ
>every one of Braeburn's thrusts is a thunderous affair
>Pinkie's clit is at full attention
 
>suddenly your pants magically explode off of you
>Luna is nipping at your boxers
>she gets them down, revealing your boner at full mast
>she goes in with her mouth, but you give her an intense glare
>she backs off and you think your safe for a moment
>that was before she started magically giving you a handjob
>you'll let this fly, she's not actually touching and she's a Princess
 
>Pinkie:"I t-think I've cummmm~ up with my decisionn?"
>you were too busy with the terrible hand/magic-job you're getting to pay attention
Wait?! WHAT?
>Pinkie:"I ahh~~~ I'm moving back to PONEEE? PoNYVILE~"
>seriously, Luna is terrible at this
WHAT??
>Pinkie:"I'm gonna have to move in with yAaaagh-- you and Rainbow! I've got no place to live since I sold you my place!"
>Braeburn has filled Pinkie with cum at this point and it's starting to drip consistently from Pinkie's hole
>you dodge and weave, as you don't want to ruin the camcorder
 
>by this time, you've cum
>only a little teardrop of a load was released
>Luna is going in for a taste
>all of a sudden, Pinkie Pie dislodges from Braeburn, spilling a ton of his seed on your face
>oh god why?
>Pinkie Pie tackles Luna
>Pinkie:"HE PINKIE PROMISED HIS SPECIAL SOMEPONY!"
 
>you, Pinkie, and Braeburn are consoling a crying Luna
>badly
>Pinkie:"You just... can't rape people Mare in the Poon..."
>Pinkie's crying too. She's such an empathetic mare.
>Luna:"I k-know! But thine companions all REJECT their Prin-- ME!"
>suddenly, the door busts open
>you recognize the mayor behind the mask he's wearing
>Mayor:"I AM HERE TO FUCK! WHAT IS MY NAME?"
>Pinkie snaps out of her crying state immediately and says in a monotone voice
>Pinkie:"Mustachioed Megameat."
>Mayor:"VERY WELL! WHERE IS THE BIRTHDAY MARE?
>Luna dislodges from the hug all three of you were sharing
>Luna:"I AM!"
>Mayor:"LET US FUCK!"
 
>and they did fuck
>when it came time for the Mayor to cum, he announced it to the world
>Luna begged him to cum outside (she doesn't need any rival heirs)
>he did not
>the Mayor is now serving a 15 year sentence in Tartarus
>she only became aware of the morning after potion after the fact
 
~~~END PART 8~~~
 
Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/working-on-myself-292926966