Spaghetti Sparkle 6
 
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>you wake up in Twilight Sparkle's bed
>again
>you check your sweater to see how well she cleaned the cum out
>she smeared it into the fabric and now it has the consistency of rubber cement
>fuck
>Twilight is laying next to you reading manga again
>she notices you're up and puts the manga down
 
>she gives you the biggest puppy dog eyes
>Twi:"I'm sorry Anon but when I was cuddling with you in the night I must have sneezed all over your really sexy sweater while I was sleeping. I tried to wipe it up but it turned out really bad. I would've used water but I was afraid I'd wake you up."
>moar liek yo DiCk sneezed amirite? lol
>you act like you believe her, you don't want to rouse suspicion, but you still look upset
It's okay Twilight, just. Make sure it doesn't happen again.
>Twi:"M-hmm!?" she looks pleased as punch
>she thinks she's getting away with shit
>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
>you take off your sweater and leave it on the bed
>Twilight trots off to make breakfast for you again
 
>you notice something
>your balls should be empty
>they're not
>they're VERY not
>assume magic
>Twilight's not very subtle, she should have a book explaining this shit around somewhere close
>you search the shelves for clues
>nothing
>you look toward the bed and you see her manga
>inside it is a pocket grimoire that has spells relating to sex
>"how to replenish the semen in a ballsack" is marked with a mischievous anime kitten drawing
>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
 
>it's breakfast time
>she's made ramen noodles this time
So, Twilight, what do you see in me as a boyfriend?
>she quickly answers with a run-on sentence
>Twi:"I love you a lot Anon because you're smart and strong and you think of stuff beforehand like when you had those pills and you saved me and you listen to what I have to say and you don't judge me too harshly and... you love me?."
You sure I don't judge you? I mean, I said your fedora and cape were embarrassing. That really seemed to upset you. In fact, it upset you so much you--
>she frowns and her face goes red
>Twi:"Lets not talk about that."
The fact stands, I did criticize you. How do you feel about that?
>Twi:"I-I guess you had some valid c-criticisms," her head goes down in embarrassment and her face turns beat red.
What if I made some more? Would you take them into consideration?
>Twi:"S-sure, but it depends on what they are," she's really stubborn and defensive.
 
First, I think you need to take a shower every day and clean this place up.
>Twi:"Okay bu--"
I mean, I want this place spotless. No smells either.
>Twi:"W-what smell? I--"
Next, we need to work on getting you out of the house more.
>Twi:"But I--"
This means more dates.
>Twi:"Oh alright.?"
But it also means more exercise and proper eating.
>Twi:"I think I can do that."
 
>she seems more agreeable than you expected
>you toss one particular grievance you've had with Twilight around in your head
>you're not sure it should be addressed yet
>you go for it
Twilight, I need you to stop masturbating in front of me, you've only done it once--
>you lie
you didn't think I noticed, but I did, and it was really disturbing when we were watching Spidermare. It needs to stop.
 
>she is in complete shock
>her mouth is open slightly
>her eyes are dilated and she doesn't look like she's breathing
>tears silently drop down her face
Did you think I was an idiot, Twilight? You can't think that when you're in a relationship.
>this breaks her silence
>ear ringing sobs permeate the now defunct Library-turned permanent home
>she knocks over her ramen noodles in a wrath
>her face is firmly planted on the table, she's screaming tearful wails into it
>you approach her from the rear to put your hand on the nape of her neck like you've done many times before
>she swats your hand away and gallops for the door
Twilight! Wait!
 
>she's sitting on a log just outside her house
>you walk over and sit down right next to her
>you're both watching the sun rise
>this makes her even sadder because she knows Celesita has disowned her
>you put your arm around her and bring her close
>hugging a crying Twilight Sparkle seems to be your thing
>what a shitty cutiemark that would be
 
>Twi:"I'm *sniff* sorry I thought you were stupid. I... I think I have a problem with touching my parts though. It feels like I have to do it every day at least."
You can do it alone can't you?
>Twi:"Yeah but the thrill of..."
>she pauses and looks you in the eye
>Twi:"never mind"
>she leans into your body and watches the sun rise with you
>the
>smell
>doesn't even seem to affect you anymore
>you rationalize it by convincing yourself that since the
>smell
>doesn't smell like poop, it's okay
 
>Twi:"I love you Anon."
>there is a long bout of silence
>Twi:"Do... do you love me Anon?"
>you're sweating
>shitshitshitshitshitshit.thesmellohgod.whatshouldido?
>fuckit
>you haven't brushed your teeth yet
 
>you put your hand on her cheek and forcefully make her look at you
>you kiss her on the nose, then you rub your nose with her's
Of Course.
>this seems to convince her completely
>youdidn'tactuallysayit!haha!butyouactuallymeantit.ohshi--
 
There's one more criticism.
>she gulps
You don't have that many other friends.
>she panics
>Twi:"But I-- They don't want anything to do with me anymore I--"
I'll fix it, trust me.
 
>how she sees you as you walk away: (http://i.imgur.com/c77zj.jpg)
 
>you get home shortly after you heroically walked away from a blissful Twilight Sparkle
>on your way back, you noticed that your balls hurt something fierce
>you go to the bathroom to check it out
>Rainbow Dash is in there
>you knock on the door with the force of a thousand clingy Twilights
Hey! Hurry up in there! I've got two emergencies!
>RD:"I can't do that, busy."
Fuck you.
>RD:"FUCK off."
 
>You crash on the couch and unzip you pants
>your balls are fucking huge and blue
>your swollen pineapple sized balls ache
[spoiler]>mfw I wrote that (http://i.imgur.com/pEC07.jpg)[/spoiler]
>they're not quite pineapple sized, but still huge
>you scream in agony
>Rainbro, being the element of loyalty, slams open the door and rushes to your aid
>RD:"OH MY CELESITA! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR BALLS?"
>she bites her hoof
>RD:"what happened?!"
I think Twilight cast a spell on me in my sleep that would restore the semen she, kinda, raped from me!
>this sentence bewilders Rainbro, she requires a few moments to parse it
>RD:"WHY?"
She thinks I don't know she raped me, kinda, and she didn't want to rouse suspicion. That's my best guess!
>RD:"Alright, what can I do!?"
You need to be fast.
>RD:"Always."
I need you to go into Twilight's room and steal the pocket grimoire that is hidden in the manga on Twilight's bed.
>RD:"k"
Then I need you to book it to Zecora's and ask her what to do.
>before you finish that sentence she's gone
 
>Fifteen minutes pass
>Rainbow Dash returns
>she's holding a tube, of some sort, in her teeth
I... Is that gonna help me?
>RD:"Yeah, it's painkiller salve."
>she tosses the tube to you
>you pour the contents into your hand and you begin rubbing your balls like a wild tanuki
>Twilight would probably love to see a tanuki
 
>the pain is gone
Okay! Now, how do we reduce swelling?
>RD:"Well, that's the problem. You're gonna have to cum, like, a lot."
Welp, better get to work then huh?
>you start jerking it
>RD:"that'sss charming, but it won't work."
>she smirks
What?! Why?
>RD:"It's just part of the spell I guess. You have to cum -inside- somep0ny."
>oh god you ARE in an ero-manga
 
>RD:"Why don't you get Twilight to do it? She's clearly crazy about you."
She's also the one who did this to me. If I go back to her SHE wins.
>RD:"she probably didn't do it on purpose. The grimoire she used was a budget copy, it didn't have all the details. For all she knew she was just refilling your tank after a---*snicker*---good night's workout.
 
>you still don't want to fuck Twilight
>not yet at least
>you decide to bring up an old and tired subject
>you curl your lips before you say,
When it ended, you said we'd stay friends with benefits. I've never needed the benefits. Now I need them.
>"*Sigh* Fffiineee."
 
>she floats over to you like she's done it a million times before
>she -has- done it a million times before, when you were her very special somep0ny
>your relationship fizzled out rather than exploded
>fame does things to p0nies
>all at once, she was the newest Wonderbolt, internet sensation, and the only p0ny to ever date a human
>the fame was overwhelming and soon she was giving rides to everyp0ny that moved
>she claimed that being loyal to all of her adoring fans was part of her duty as the element of loyalty
>it's cooled down quite a bit nowadays
>out of respect for you she only does stallions away from the house
>not today
>today she's doing you
>it's nostalgic
 
>RD:"Hey Anon, it's gonna be pretty hard to do this shit if you can't get it up."
She's right. You're limp as fuck right now.
>RD:"Oh! I know!"
>she dashes off to the bathroom and returns with an ero-manga
Oh no, I don't like chicks with dicks.
>RD:"Oh, hold you're horses (or don't). This one is the one I talked to you about. The one of me as a Wonderbolt!"
 
>she's right
>you thumb through the manga and chuckle at some of the lines
>there's a panel with dash getting fucked in the town square of p0nyville
>her wonderbolts uniform is torn open at her crotch
>MangaStallion:"Whoa! This mare's hips! They're movin' on their own!
>MangaDash:"D-Don't cum inside me you-- baka! It's not a safe day!!! Unnngh! HHUGNGAHH!!!"
>you turn the page
>Rainbow Dash's uterus is xrayed in. There's copious amounts of semen jetting into it
>MangaDash:"OH NO! I'M GONNA GET PREGNANT! I'M GONNA GET PREGNANT WITH ONII-CHAN'S FOAL!"
 
>you skip through where they do anal on Princess Celestia's porch
>at the end of the manga there's a clear, full frontal, shot of Rainbow Dash spread-eagle
>she's visibly pregnant and there are a bunch of dicks in the foreground giving her a bukkake
>somep0ny has written all over her body in marker, some of the standouts are: pregnant cumdump, donkeywhore and fast lay
>her tongue is sticking out and she's saying,
>MangaDash:"I need more CUM? How am I ever going to survive without your cum?!! You need to take responsibility!"
>MangaStallion:"This new wonderbolt is broken. Lets go find another cumslut."
>the final panel a silhouette of Rainbow Dash giving birth in a public restroom
[spoiler]>they didn't take responsibility[/spoiler]
 
>you have a total whyboner
>Rainbow Dash sees you're done with the manga and peels it back with her hoof
>you can now see her going down on you
>your grip on the manga fails, as she takes you into her familiar mouth
>her tongue is sticking out around your member as she slowly gets you down her throat
>you can hear and feel her deeply breathe out of her nose as she finally gets to the base of your cock
>this puts you over
>her eyes go wide and look at your face
>you shoot about three loads into the back of her throat
>this surprises her, as she isn't used to you being a quick shot
>she pulls back and lets you completely free from her mouth
>semen drools from her expressionless mouth
>she coughs a bit
>RD:"I'm even faster than you remember me."
>she gives a mischievous grin (http://i.imgur.com/fSZfx.png)
 
>RD:"well, it doesn't seem like fellatio is going to cut it."
>she gets on top of you
>she fumbles with your cock (hooves and all)
>she aims it at her asshole
>RD:"Time to use the big guns."
>You've never fucked her asshole before, this is a new development
>she grabs the painkiller salve and wets your boner with it
>her haunches lower down and you pierce her anus.
 
>it's tight, but Rainbow's pussy used to be much tighter before fame and fortune
>when she was a virgin
>she's clearly not an anal virgin and she seems comfortable with a cock in her ass, so you thrust up
>you hear a joyous squeal
>look_at_this_dirty_bitch.jpg
>you start pounding away and she takes it like a champ
 
>it's been 30 minutes
>you've changed poses and are now rutting her doggie style
>you've cum about 8 times in her ass without stopping
>shit is getting weird
>your balls seem about halfway to normalcy
>Rainbow's asshole has had about as much as it can take
>she slaps you in the face with her tail
>RD:"Anon, I'm tapped out. Why don't you put it it in my pussy now."
>after you wash up, you guide your member to the entrance of a blushing Rainbow Dash
>it's been a long time
>you jam it in full force the way she likes
>Her marehood is like you remember it being when you broke up
>she's been doing her kegels
 
>despite fucking her for another 10 minutes you haven't cum a single time
>you decide to just go for broke and wildly fuck the tense cyan mare
>this finally gets her to clench up on you and you start getting close
>she's cumming
>you get even closer but you feel it slipping away
>you go into mental overdrive
>you try to picture the sexiest shit you can imagine
 
 
 
>you accidentally keep thinking of nuns and baseball games
>Come on! Think damn you!
>a bunch of images flash in your mind
>suddenly you're captivated by one of them
>it's not even pornographic
>It's that photo you took of Twilight (http://i.imgur.com/DXPcQ.png)
>As soon as your brain connects the dots as to what the image is, you start cumming like crazy
>Rainbow cums again when she feels you shoot loads straight into her womb
 
>Rainbow rides her orgasm to it's conclusion, but you're still going
>RD:"H-Hey? Is it all coming out at---Whoa!--- CELESTIA that's a lot at once do you think you cou-- GYAHH."
>your cum is pouring fairly consistently out of Dash from around your member
>RD:"Listen, it's already really full in the--AHH--FUCK! Just pull it ouuuwooah!"
>you haven't been listening to Dash since you started thinking about your favorite mare
>Finally your orgasms cease
>magic is dangerous
 
>you see Twilight later that day
>you tell her that since you've been dating the last 3-4 days in a row, you should take a break
>she excitedly rationalizes it as an opportunity to work on your criticisms of her
>your next date is exactly in one week
>In the mean time, you have to find Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack
>you have some convincing to do.
 
~~~END PART 6~~~