Spaghetti Sparkle 31
 
[This is a series of shorts chronicling the anime-con. You can submit your own short and it will be posted here in this paste. More details at the bottom]
 
Previous Chapters:
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For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on:
DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
 
[Arrival and Interview]
 
>you and Twilight exit the elevator, arriving in the convention main hall
>almost immediately, you are gawked at and stalked by what you assume to be human fetishists
>Twilight pays them no mind
>you assume she's enjoying the attention
>you look at her expression
>yep
>she feels like the belle of the ball
>you can't help but smile back
 
>you're both approached by two ponies
>one looks nervous about seeing you
>he's a skinny pony who's wearing a long black trench coat
>he has dozens of foam swords on his back and one taped to each hoof
>"H-hey Twilight! You may not recognize me but I'm Yuratzu from your deviantART. My real name is--"
>you grab him by the collar
I remember you! You're one of the guys who trolls her mercilessly! Get the hell--
>"N-NO! Stop! I stopped trolling her a long time ago! I tried to give her some good advice and since you two are still together--"
Do you know how much you made my special somep0ny cry?!
>you cock your fist
>"No! Please don't!
>Twi:"ANON! STOP!"
>your grip slacks on his collar and you let him go
>Twi:"I'm so sorry..."
>she leans over and looks at Yaratzu's nametag
>Twi:"... Aether... ?"
>Aether:"Yep! That's my name!"
>Twi:"Oh. Okay. Well, Anon is very..."
>she looks into your eyes
>you can tell she's proud as fuck
>Twi:"He's very protective of me? SQUEE!"
>you've never heard her utter that before
>you blame the atmosphere of an anime-con
 
>the other pony that ran up to you is a dapper looking fellow
>you recognize his cosplay immediately as Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon
>his cutie mark is visible
>it's a picture of a tank
>he wasn't really paying attention to the tiff between you and Aether
>he turns to you and Twilight
>"Oh. Hello there Ms. Sparkle. I have you to thank for my ticket this evening. My name is Sherman. May I?"
>Twilight lifts her forehoof and he kisses it gingerly
>Twilight blushes
>if you didn't reciprocate Twilight's love a few weeks back, this is probably the colt you would have hooked her up with
>but you did reciprocate
>and now you're a little jealous
>you'll have to act suave to Twilight in the future. She's receptive to it
 
>a third pony approaches the four of you
>he's a pale looking unicorn fellow, but not just because his coat is pure white
>he looks sickly
>his cutie mark is a microphone and a pencil crossed
>he approaches you first
>he looks at you from top to bottom and then silently shakes his head
>he wanders over to Twilight, Aether, and Sherm and begins interviewing them
>what's wrong with you and your costume?
>asshole
 
>Pale:"So, Sherman was it? How did you get your hands on such a magnificent cosplay?
>Sherm:"Oh. I made it myself. Took months."
>Pale:"That's great. And you! Trench coat guy. How did you get your cosplay?"
>Aether:"I made it myself too! but... I bought the foam swords at the store..."
>Pale:"Great. And you! Purple unicorn!"
>you visibly get upset when he doesn't refer to Twilight by name
>not that he's paying any attention to you
>Pale:"How did you get your cosplay?"
>Twi:"I bought mine from-- ... uh... I bought mine off of ebay for 300bits"
>if it's even possible, the interviewer looks less impressed than before
 
>Pale:"Okay. I'm going to have you sing a little song. It goes: ?Nico Nico dot com?"
>Twi:"Whatever happened to Nico Nico hooftube?"
>Pale:"Oh it's the same. It's just that Nico Nico dot com is Equestrian."
>Twi:"Equestria? Equestria is pig disgusting."
 
>the anime convention has begun
 
 
 
[Twilight watches anime with nerds in a dark room]
 
>hour 1 of the canterlot anime-con
>Twilight wants to go watch some anime
>there are little theaters set up in people's private rooms
>you go into one
>it's showing a naruto movie
>Twilight corrects you
>it's a TV special
>so it's not good enough for theaters huh?
>this is going to be great, you can tell
 
>you catch the end of the movie
>it's about Naruto and how he lost his mortgage to mysterious ninjas in the mist realm
>NarutoFilm:"Sakura-chan! The great ninja, Fukuboshi the Lawyer, has used a new technique! It's his special bloodline limit, WATCH OUTTT!"
>sakura was imprisoned for weed possession
>NarutoFilm:"NOO! HE KNOWS ALL OF OUR ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES!"
>naruto was imprisoned for child porn
>NarutoFilm:"IT'S NOT FAIR! IT WAS ONLY IN MY CASHE!"
>to be continued
>Twilight looks at you concerned
>Twi:"They imprisoned Naruto! How will he ever get out in time to save his village from foreclosure?"
>she's shushed
>you whisper to her
He deserved it, he had CP on his comp
>Twi:"B-but it was only on his cashe! It's not his fault right?"
>fucking spaghetti sparkle
 
 
 
[Twilight plays games]
 
>hour 2 of the canterlot anime-con
>you go across the hall to another private room
>it has a huge line
>Twilight tells you that she's really good at DDR
>you can tell she want to impress you
>you've seen Twilight dance before
>this can't be good
>there's tons of ponies watching too
>you'll have to prepare for an... incident
 
>finally it's her turn
>she's going up against some other pony
>her cutie mark is a bunch of arrows
>this won't be good
>as expected, Twilight loses composure and screws up
>she's heartbroken
>no, she's heartdestroyed
>she forlornly lowers her head and prepares to leave
>spaghetti begins to seep from her horn
>you run over to her
>you need to let her know it's going to be okay
 
>the coordinator comes over to you and tells you and Twilight that everybody gets two tries at DDR
>Twilight's face doesn't light up until you suggest you play together as a team
>when you do, she's literally incandescent
>literally.
>she used magic and shit, she looks all bright now
>it's weird
>after a while, the effect fades and you're playing DDR with your favorite mare in the world
>you both get a perfect score together
>you wait in line to play again two more times
 
 
 
[Twilight and the AMV contest]
 
>hour 4 of the canterlot anime-con
> over the intercom you and Twilight hear that the AMV contest is going to be soon
>all contestants need to submit their AMVs
>Twilight brandishes a USB stick from her costume and starts galloping at full speed toward the main theater
>you struggle to keep up with your special somep0ny, since she's a pony after all
>when you meet up again, she's already submitted her AMV
>the lights dim and you find your seats
 
>appearantly, ponies suck at at video editing
>Twilight is a fucking god compared to most of the contestants
>you witness the abomination that is Twilight's AMV:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkw-EPISweo
 
>near the end of her AMV was a crude drawing of you performing oral on Twilight
>she playfully shoves you when you confront her about this
>she says that it's a depiction of what you did when you appeared before Twilight during the tulpa debacle
>oh, that makes sense
 
>Twilight got 2nd place
>the first place contestant won because he actually used full motion video instead of having a glorified slide show
>Twilight's ecstatic anyway
>she drags you on stage in a bald attempt to show you off to jealous mares
>normally you'd protest, but this is her special day
>fucking spaghetti Sparkle
 
 
 
[Twilight and the Cosplay Contest](Thanks Aether!)
 
>hour 5 of the anime-con
>it's a good thing you're on stage being showed off, since the cosplay contest is about to begin
>Aether and Sherm are there too
>Twilight is nervous because there are so many good cosplays
>you tell her to chill out because Rarity always wins competitions of style, her craftsmanship should pull you through
>Twilight lights up after you say this
>she magics out a scroll and quill and goes to work writing a friendship lesson
>you feel sorry for Celestia
>how trite it must be to read these letters
>Twilight magics the scroll over to you when she's done
>you magically blow it away to her mentor
 
>one by one, ponies are eliminated from the contest
>you were told by one of the judges that your only saving grace in round 5 was that you were entered with Twilight as a team
>why does everybody hate you?
>must be the piss smell
>now it's just you and Twilight vs a little foal dressed as Goku
>to convince the judges, you startle Twilight and give her a deep kiss on the lips
>little Goku never stood a chance
>you and Twilight win, hoofs down
>if you didn't already know what was happening tonight, you would say you were getting laid
>this thought makes you hard on the spot
>your cosplay is finally complete
 
 
 
[Twilight buys tons of shit](Thanks Fourth Stooge!)
 
>you and Twilight head off to the dealer's corner
>Twilight seems interested in everything
>you can that she wants to buy tons of shit
>you arrive at a vendor who's selling wall-scrolls
>Twilight looks at all of them hungrily
>her gaze is particularly glued to the Naruto and Bleach wall-scrolls
>on the Naruto wall-scroll is a picture of Naruto doing his taxes
>the Bleach wall-scroll has a picture of Ichigo punching a skeleton with brass knuckles
>you decide it would be really nice if you bought these for her
 
>you ask the dealer how much they cost
>he tells you 25bits for each
>fucking outrageous
>you have posters in your room that cost 10bits
>those were the expensive ones too
>you begrudgingly shell out the cash
>Twilight is in a trance and she doesn't know what to say
 
>as you're about to leave, the vendor grabs Twilight's attention again
>he shows Twilight that he can make a custom wall-scroll for her
>any image she has on her USB stick he can turn into a wall-scroll
>you stop him before Twilight can take her USB out
How much is this going to cost?
>"100bits"
>you almost vomit
>suddenly, you get an idea
 
>there have been a few mares stalking you and Twilight since you got to the convention
>you walk over to them
>they blush, as they realize they've been caught
>they wanted to be caught
>stupid horny mares
>you ask them if they have any money since you have a friend who wants a wall-scroll
>they shell out the cash with no questions asked
>you walk back over to the vendor and hand him the cash
>Twilight was already in the process of getting her wall-scroll with her own money
>the vendor silently passes Twilight her money back and takes yours in its stead
>The wall-scroll prints out
>It's this image made large: http://i.imgur.com/GeLqS.jpg
>fucking spaghetti sparkle
 
 
 
[Twilight gets a weapon] (Thanks Brainhorn!)
 
>Twilight is happy with her new purchases
>your purchases
>she almost looks content as you're about to leave the dealer's corner
>then you pass by the exotic weapon shop
>oh boy
>Twilight is all over it
>she can't get enough of the ninja stars and katanas
>before you can say anything, she opens her coin-purse and splurges on a katana
>HOLY SHIT 400BITS!!?? WHAT THE FUCK!
>Twilight rubs her hoofs together menacingly as the katana is brought out of its protective case
>Twi:"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!"
 
>you leave the dealer's corner considerably poorer than when you entered
>Twilight has a katana now and is slashing it around with magic in an open space
>you can't help but facepalm
>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
 
 
 
[Twilight goes to the Artist's Alley](Thanks Fourth Stooge and AEther!)
 
>You and Twilight go to the Artist's Alley
>it's at this point you notice that you're not keeping track of the hours anymore
>could it be that you're... having fun?
>Twilight sees the hentai section
>she gallops off at full speed
>you half expect Fluttershy to be there selling her stuff
>she isn't
>Twilight's peeling through multiple hentais at once
>she's shuddering
>you can tell she's getting off right there and then
>now you can smell it
>god damn it Spaghetti Sparkle
 
>a security guard trots over to Twilight
>oh boy, not this again
>he tells her that she has to take her weapon home or else she's going to get kicked out
>oh
>Twilight trots over to you
>her aroma is still strong and she's still visibly turned on
>she tells you to wait in the artists corner while she puts the katana upstairs in the hotel room
>you say you want to go with her
>Twi:"S-Silly Anon. Heh... If you went up there with me right now~? I wouldn't be able to keep my hoofs off of you."
>oh god, boner again
>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
 
 
 
[Rainbow Dash and the Hentai Hut]
 
>Twilight left you in the artist alley's hentai hut while she puts away her new
>FUCKING EXPENSIVE
>katana
>you're holding a stack of hentais that Twilight wants to buy
>they're all pretty cheap
>you'll let this slide
>however, there will be no more splurging on expensive japanese weaponry
>you refuse to look through the hentai since you don't want to get a boner
>then you remember that you already have one from Twilight's sultry comment
>when did Twilight get to be such a smooth talker?
 
>all of a sudden, the entrance to the hentai hut--which is more of a tent--opens to reveal an old friend
>an old ex-special somep0ny to be exact
>it's Rainbow Dash!
>she's wearing a trench coat and a fedora
>oh god, what have you done?
>has Rainbow Dash imbibed Twilight's old weeaboo spirit?
>oh never mind, she's just trying to be incognito
>Rainbow Dash looks good in a fedora anyway
>never thought you'd see the day when a fedora looked good on an amine-convention patron
>but here you are
>and there she is
>she notices you immediately. How could she not?
>then she notices the tent inside your pants
>blush mode- ACTIVATE
 
>you make sure not to stare at Rainbow Dash
>you want her to think she's fooling you
>you notice that she's trotting over to one of the hentai artist's booths
>you read the artist's name
>Boggler Slickpixel
>hmm
>you must investigate
 
>Rainbow Dash has a shitload of cash she's shelling over to the artist
>you can overhear something about a commission
>appearantly, the commission will cost more since she changed her mind about what it should be halfway through
>fuck it
>you walk over to see the pic
>it's a picture of Twilight with a dildo
>the dildo is human looking dick
>Rainbow Dash notices you're right next to her sneaking a peek
>RD:"Ah ahhh.... uhm... Uh... Hey!"
Hello fine mare. Who're you.
>you can see the nervousness melt from her face
>she just looks at you dumbstruck
I said: what's your name?
>RD:"OH! Uh... Shadow... um... Shadowbolt Dancer? Yeah. Shadowbolt Dancer!"
That looks like hentai of my special somep0ny
>RD:"UH... YEAH of COURSE it is because I actually know who you are and I'm a human fetishist and I know who your girlfriend is and--"
Special somep0ny.
>RD:"What?"
Special somep0ny, not girlfriend
>RD:"O-oh! Right!"
>you never called Rainbow Dash your special somep0ny when you were dating. It made you feel too weird. For some reason, it doesn't bother you anymore.
>you let Rainbow Dash get the fuck out
>you could swear that you saw spaghetti fall out of her trench-coat pocket
 
 
 
[Shenanigans at the hentai hut](Thanks AEther!)
 
>before you can see her, you can smell her
>fucking smelly sparkle
>you hand Twilight her stack of hentai and she has it float into her saddlebag under her cosplay
>you tell Twilight about what you saw earlier
>Twilight's surprised to hear that Rainbow Dash would visit the hentai hut
>then you drop the big news
>you tell her that Rainbow Dash had a pornographic picture commissioned of her
>she looks elated instead of shocked
>she asks where it was
>you point to Boggler Slickpixel's booth
>she gallops over at full speed and buys three copies
>fucking spaghetti sparkle
 
>she looks at them with wonder and delight
>you can tell she's getting even more horny, if it's even possible
>you and Twilight go back to browsing the ero-manga
>every now and then Twilight will back into you while your reading a banal hentai manga
>she grinds into you for a split second before saying she's sorry
>this is going to get rough when she's actually in heat
>you remember Rainbow Dash's episodes of lust
>oh god why
 
>if you didn't bug Twilight about lingering at the hentai hut too long, you probably would have stayed a few hours
>she looks disappointed about leaving, but she understands
>you give her a big hug as consolation
>Twi:"Carry me."
>she's so greedy
>you carry her out to the main lobby
>she grinds her crotch on your stomach the entire time like at the beach
>yep, heat's going to be a fuckin' blast
 
 
 
[Twilight and the V.A panelists](WRITTEN BY NoLongerAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/NoLongerAnon)
 
>hour 3 of the canterlot anime-con
>you hear an intercom overhead announce the start of some kind of panelist board
>Twilight becomes very excited upon hearing this
>she explains how the voice actors for some of her favorite shows will be there to answer general questions
>you don't see the harm in that, so you figure you might as well go
>you both head over to where a group of ponies are sitting on a raised platform
>Twilight gasps and points out Pony Yong Bosch, her favorite V.A from Bleach
>she starts sweating and hyperventilating
>damn is she excited
>She has you stay throughout all of the inane, and often downright rude, questions the crowd has to offer
>what color are your pubes, really?
 
 
>after the the last question is asked, the panelists turn to leave
>Twilight seems to go through a brief internal struggle before charging off towards them
>this isn't going to end well
>she tackles him right as he turns around, giving him a giant hug
>security is called
>they pull her off, and tell the both of you that any more glomping will get you kicked out
>you don't even know what the fuck that means
>Twilight stares despondently at the ground
>you put your arm around her, and tell her you'll find out where they're staying
>that way she can "glomp" them as long as she wants
>because fuck the police
 
 
 
[The Bus]
 
>An event coordinator is trying to get everybody on a bus to go to a hedge-maze
>there will be fabulous prizes awarded to those who finish
>Twilight thinks it will be romantic
>it probably will be, so you're worried about Twilight jumping your bones when you're alone in the maze
>eh, whatever
>you approach the event coordinator
>before you can get close, you see him turn away a unicorn
>appearantly, only pegasi and earth ponies are allowed since you can tell when they cheat
>Twilight gets an idea
>she asks for your wig
>you give it to her and she puts it over her horn
>solid_snake_incognito.jpg
 
>surprisingly, this works
>you're on the bus with Twilight
>she has her head on your lap
>you notice she's trying to sniff your crotch
>god damn, look at this horny bitch!
>she sniffs too hard and catches a whiff of your wig
>she throws upon your lap
>Twi:"Ohgosh.imsorry.imsorry.imsorry.imsorry.imsorry.imsorry.imsorry.imsorry!"
>you keep your motherfucking mouth shut because embarrassing your favorite mare is the last thing you want to do
>as silently as you can, you take off your pants shake them off out the window and hang them out to dry
>the rest of the bus ride is just you making sure not to get a boner, eating the spaghetti seeping off Twilight's horn, and preventing your pants from falling out the window
>typical spaghetti sparkle day here, nothing to see
 
 
 
[The Maze](Thanks AEther!)
 
>you and Twilight enter the maze
>as soon as the two can't be seen by other contestants, Twilight uses magic to wash your pants
>ooohh~ warm like they're just out of the drier!
>Twilight begins work on cheating this dumb maze
>she casts a spell on you
>Twi:"Sorry if I'm a little bit rusty Anon, I haven't used a spell like this in a long time"
What did it do?
>Twi:"We can phase right through plant matter!"
>having a magic girlfriend is awesome!
>you both cheat your way to the finish
>no sexual shenanigans were had
>this is unexpected
>the prize was a Naruto plushie
>fucking spaghetti sparkle
 
 
 
[The Dance](Thanks Anonymous guy!)
 
>you returned to the con with no more incidents
>she ditches the wig in the trash when the event coordinator can't see you
>Twi:"I'm sorry I made you wear that Anon..."
It's okay.
>Twilight yawns
>it's so fucking cute holy shit
You ready to call it a day?
>Twi:"No! I want to do one more thing!"
 
>she drags you to the dance floor
>the expensive looking sound system is blaring some godawful korean garbage or something
>it's Caramelldansen
>Twilight shows you what to do
>you perform... Caramelldansen...
>in fact, you're the only one to be able to preform it perfectly
>some of the other ponies around you almost get it right, but they all fall over and screw up eventually
>you have a special talent
>fucking spaghetti sparkle
 
~~~END PART 31? (You can write your own Spaghetti Sparkle Convention Short and submit it to her DA or the current AiE thread. I will be updating this paste from time to time with (YOUR) new stories. I look forward to your work)
 
 
 
[Anon, Twilight, and the Troll]
(WRITTEN BY daHorceSmAs3r) {Added April 29th, 2012}
 
>walking down in the convention
>spot a human sized blue dragon coming towards Twilight
>he's got an angry expression on his face, this can't end well
>Dgn: DO you think you're better than me!?
>Twi: ... er what?
>Dgn: You know what I'm talking about, here.
>he brings out his smartphone from... somewhere, and displays Twilight's DA page
>ah shit, twilight what have you done...
>he shows a post of her saying that p0nies are better than all them races, in reply to a list in a troll's post.
>that list was pretty big
>Dgn: Look, you made big, mooscular Brainhorn cry
>he shows Brainhorn's post of a minotaur with a single tear
>oh ffs
>Twi: No look you see, they were stupid trolls! I just wanted them to go away!
Can we talk later about this please, somewhere not in public?
>you say this as p0nies start to stop and stare at the argument
>Dgn: No, now. Also my friend has a tulpa, she cried when she saw how you murdered yours.
>twilight was now getting visably upset now
>Twi: Tulpas are imaginary! They arn't real!
>Dgn: Why don't you say that to my friends face, or even your friend Fluttershy.
>after this he walks away, and twilight is crying her eyes out
>you want beat the shit out of the cunt for making twilight upset, but your place is with her
>you kneel down and give twilight a big bear hug
Don't be upset, you're here with me remember?
>twilights sobs slow down
>you turn around and find the dragon in the distance giving a huge shit eating grin
>thats it, hes dead later
>the p0nies watching dawww as twilight cheers up
>twilight gets up and rubs her wet face in yours
>Twi: Thanks anon, how could I forget!
 
[Anon, Twilight, and the Troll 2]
(WRITTEN BY daHorceSmAs3r) {Added April 30th, 2012}
 
>you and twilight having a great time, managing to to dodge greasy neckmanes
>also your bits havn't been dropped any further... yet
>a random p0ny wearing the 164th naratu cosplay you've seen comes and talks to twilight
>Pny:"Er um my f-f-f-friend just wants to say t-that you are evil, a-a-and I THINK SO TOO!"
>she runs off, you wonder what the bitch's problem is as to look to twilight to see if shes ok
>luckily she looks fine, actualy smug
"what was that all about?"
>Twi:"It is just a stupid baka, she's just JEALOUS she doesn't have you!"
>aw that was so sweet, and you're glad twilight is happy and taking things well
"yeah you're right, fuck the haters"
>she beams at this and now has an extra spring in her step
>however this doesn't last long as other ponies have come up and insult her
>usually mentioning a 'friend' before running off
>this is getting out of hand
"OK twilight, do you know anything on why this is happening?"
>Twi:"There was this BASEMENT DWELLER BAKA TROLL who said he'd get p0nies to hate me"
>oh ffs not more internet shit
"What's the bitch look like?"
>Twi:"Probably fat, said he wasn't a pony though"
>You know exactly who the dead cunt is
"hes probably that fucking dragon from ealier, wait here, it's time I become the Dovakiin"
>you ask a p0ny in the 172nd naruto cosplay you've seen if he's seen a blue dragon
>Pny:"Yeah hes by the entrance, asked if I had a 'tulpa' or some shit"
>It doesn't take long to get there, and you see him showing p0nies his smartphone
"You there bitch! What the fuck are you doing!?"
>Dgn:"Just showing people Twilight's dA, shes said alot of upseting things you know"
"Thats it, you're dead. Hope you like the taste of the floor"
>Dgn:"Not before the guards seperate us and kick you out"
>you notice the large amount of guards at the entrance looking your way
"OK we'll do this outside then you pussy"
>Dgn:"... sure thing, lead the way"
>you're suprised as trolls are pussies in real life and you fully expecting him to back down like a bitch
>as you exit the con, the dragon speaks up
>Dgn:"Did twilight get you a chasity belt like I suggested? She thought is was a good idea"
>WTF
"What the hell are you talking about?!"
>he smiles as he then shouts near the sound of a royal cantelot voice
>Dgn:"HEY EVERYP0NY, ANON THE HUMAN IS OUTSIDE LOOKING FOR A PONY FOR HIS GANGBANG, GET HERE QUICK"
>theres silence for a few seconds, then a rumbling from human-con rises up
>ah shit
>Dgn:"Gotta go fast!"
>you infact do that and go as the speed of kenyans, but not before you kick the dragon's jewal hoard
>Dgn:"... my jimmies ..."
>a swarm of p0nies charge your way, you see a pony in a suit resembling Nicholas Cage in the front
>your jimmies are rustled almost as much as the dragon's, but you manage to quickly hide and the swarm passes by
>10 minutes later you get back to twilight who now has some extra posters, who runs and hugs you
>Twi:"Anon you're back! Defeat the evil troll baka?"
>What the fuck is a baka?
"Almost, if I see him again hes going to have to eat gemstones powdered"
>twilight squeals at this happily
>Twi:"I knew my anon could protect me from dumb trolls! You'll get a 'reward' later"
>after she says this she gives a passionate kiss
>dammit boner not again
 
 
 
[Twilight and the Overenthusiastic Power-Armored Cosplayer]
(WRITTEN BY Sorc-Anon) {Added May 1st, 2012}
 
>Twilight wants to check out some of the cosplayers who didn't participate in the contest.
>She probably wants to show off her sword and her winning cosplay, but you can't blame her for being proud.
>A few of them are having a conversation about how to make armor.
>There are a few good costumes he-
>"DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?"
>Oh God, not one of THEM.
>Movies and anime weren't the worst things you brought to Equestria.
>You spot him immediately, in some crazy, red, spiky get-up with glowing eye holes.
>He's even got a little chainsaw on his horn, and you're sure it's a microphone making him that loud.
>You turn around to get Twilight and get the hell out of there.
>She's already talking to him.
>Twi: "That's a nice cosplay! What anime is it from!"
>Oh boy here we go.jpg
>"ANIME!? ANIME!? YOU DARE ASSUME MY GLORIOUS POWER ARMOR BELONGS IN ANIME!? THIS IS THE SUIT OF THE DISCORD SPACE MARE-INES!"
>Twilight gets a little nervous
>Twi: "Well I mean it's a pretty cool robot suit...."
>He starts twitching, and you quickly pick Twilight up and begin getting the fuck out.
>"I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME!"
>Twilight's still talking to him.
>Twi: "Waaaaiiiit! How'd you get your suit that color!?"
>"THIN YOUR PAINTS!"
>Fucking Spaghetti Sparkle.
 
 
 
["The Fish Incident"]
(WRITTEN BY Tyko) {Added May 2nd, 2012}
>you never saw such a stall before, but according to Twilight they're supposed to be at anything like these cons
>Twi: "They always have these, but they look so hard to do! Anon~<3"
What is this, a fishing contest?
>Twi: "No-no-no! You gotta catch a goldfish with these paper nets, and you get to keep them in a baggie! Then you give them to your special somepony as a gift like in the animes!"
>you didn't even KNOW they had goldfish
>the stall tender is a gruff looking earth pony with a mustache to rival Hulk Hogan
>Tender: "If you want a shot, kid, it's fifteen bits per try."
>fifteen bits is ridiculous for a goldfish
>fifteen bits for a chance to get a goldfish is beyond absurd
>Twilight is giving you the googly eyes that state 'if you get her a goldfish I'll SUPER lay you tonight'
Sigh. The things I do for love.
>Twi: "Yay! Oh thank you Anon<3!"
>you cough up the obscene amount
>the tender bites into a coin to make sure it's real
>it's real, apparently he doesn't trust humans
>he hands you the cheapest sorry excuse of a paper made net you ever saw
>Tender: "Here ya go, brother. Good luck to ya."
>you face the pool of water with the little glittery bastards in it
>you look at your paper net
>a soft wind could break it
>fuck it, time to show the world how a boss lives his life
>like a boss
>you put the net shallowly into the water at an odd angle, was enough to break it
You got to be fucking kidding me!
>Twi: "Awww, but you tried, that's all that matters!"
>you already see the honey in those words, and you fall for the bait
>you hand the tender another fifteen bits
>he still bites into one, apparently he's two for zero in finding real coins
>hands you another one
>Tender: "Here you go, brother. Good luck to ya."
>this happens three more times, each one more ridiculous than the one before
>Twilight cheers you on each time, and give a romantic groan.
This is bloody ridiculous, what is this paper made out of?
>Tender: "Classified information, bud."
>you look at Twilight in desperation
>she winks at you
>stealthmagicinitiated.jpg
>she stealthily pins one of the bastards down
>she kills it, and the three of you watch it turn upside down and floats up
>tender pulls it out and tosses it inside a trashcan labeled "Goldfish Hospital"
>Tender: "Sorry about that, brother. These ones don't last long"
They last as long as the paper nets.
>he glares at you, and you reach down with the net a millimeter at a time
>you see Twilight's target, a lone goldfish try to swim away
>appears it wants some air, you give it its wish
>net somehow stays intact as you slowly lift it out
>tender is dumbfound, shouts in victory at your accomplishment
>Tender: "We have a victor! Congradulations, a winner is you brother!"
>he somehow seals the goldfish in a plastic bag without killing it, hands it to you
>you in the best romantic fashion hand it to Twilight, who smiles enthusiastically tonight
>guess who's getting super laid tonight
>Twi: "Oh thank you, Anon! <3 <3 <3"
No problem, anything for you, my love.
>Twi: "Heehee<3!"
>the two of you walk away happily before spilling the dark secrets of the teamwork
That was pretty intense, using such little magic that your horn didn't show it.
>Twi: "What magic? I thought you were going to use a secret weapon!"
>she didn't use magic to help you
>like a baus
>she walks with you with the goldfish bag in mouth
>she places it on the ground to thank you again
>Twi: "That was the most romantic thing you did here, Anon! Hehe"
I hope it was worth it, that fish is worth its weight in gold right now.
>you both at the fish
>it's already dead
>sonofabitch.gif
>she tosses the bag into the nearest garbage can, now the "branch of the Goldfish Hospital"
>Twi: "I don't like fish anyways, but at least you caught one for me! <3"
>fucking spaghetti sparkle