Spaghetti Sparkle 3
 
>it's been 2 months since you've seen or heard from Twilight Sparkle
>you hope she hasn't killed herself
>it's a slow day at the video store (tuesday)
>you suddenly remember that she rented your season 2 boxset of gundam
>3 or 4 p0nies have asked if it was in stock the last few weeks
>decide that since it's a slow day you'll close up shop and go get that boxset
>it also gives you the perfect opportunity to enact your plan
 
>on the way over you contemplate your plans on how to end her crush on you
>PLAN A: Ask Spaghetti Sparkle out on a date.
>get her to think you're dating
>whenever she wants to become intimate, reject her
>she gets fed up
>she ragequits the relationship
>OR
>PLAN B: get her to date you
>introduce her to colts with her tastes in media (weeaboo)
>instigate a relationship between them
>dump Twilight Sparkle
>they date and leave you alone
>it's fairly convoluted, but you don't want to crush her heart right now, she's too mentally unstable
 
>you arrive at the Sparkle residence and knock at the door
>Twi:"who is it?" she tentatively asks
Anon, open up.
>Twi:"it's unlocked" she says in a failed attempt at seduction
 
>you open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
>suddenly you notice
>a smell
>you also hear some sniffles and sobs
>you get to Twilight's computer room
>tissues, tissues EVERYWHERE
>there's a dildo on the bed
>it's of a human cock, not a perfect interpretation
>probably got it from fluttershy
>you look over, she's crying while sitting at her computer
 
>the smell hits you, HARD
>it smells heavily of animal musk and fish
Whoa, what's wrong?
>Twi:"the people on the i-internet are s-so MEEEEEAN"
>you were talking about the smell, but whatever
>you wade through the tissues to Twilight Sparkle
>you put your hand on her back
>you feel a shiver go up her spine
>she tears her eyes away from you and looks back at the computer screen, then facedesks
>you look at the screen
>multiple people are trolling the shit out of her DeviantART page
 
>a guy named Yaratzu goes on a huge diatribe about how shitty Twilight's taste in anime is and that she needs to grow a pair and get alpha
>you sorta agree
>a guy named MrTrollXDD says his weeaboo meter is off the charts
>you mumble to yourself
you're on deviantART dude...
>he also posted a DeviantART muro drawing of her sucking a human dick
thats out of line
>there's multiple critiques of her shitty OCs and p0ny drawings
>one guy edits one of them to make it look like he's taking a huge shit
>it's funny as fuck
>Twilight accidentally fed a troll by drawing a muro drawing
>it's of her saying, "what would Naruto do?"
 
>you were so captivated by the trolls that you didn't notice Twilight get up and go to her bed to sob under the sheets
 
>you go to sit down in the computer chair but you notice it's a little wet
>fucking gross
Hey Twilight do you uh... know how to hide posts?
>Twi:"yeah but I don't want people to stop posting on my profile altogether because they think I'm a censoring meanp0ny"
>holy shit, she's NOT like all those other DeviantARTists
Well, you can still delete some of the offensive content while leaving others, giving you the appearance of making peace with differing opinions. Which post is most offensive to you?
>Twi:"t-the one where I'm sucking a-- a--- pickle"
>oh lawd
>you hide that muro drawing (sorry MrTrollXDD)
 
>you turn around
There it's as simple as tha--
>Twilight has her head above the covers now
>her eyes are closed, she's in deep concentration
>she lets out a little moan
>your face when: (http://i.imgur.com/qCK2r.jpg)
Uhh
>she snaps out of it
>Twi:"oh... heh... thanks" she gives a sheepish smile (http://i.imgur.com/7ecOj.gif)
>look_at_this_dirty_bitch.jpg
 
So uh.. I came here to get the gundam season 2 boxset back
>her eyes shoot to her bookshelf where all the dvds are scattered
and to ask you a question
>her eyes shoot back to you
 
Do you want to go out on a date with me?
>her expression goes blanker than before
>her eyes flutter a bit
It's just to see where things go, I know you don't have many friends anymore so I thought it would be good to get out a little, what do you say?
>her eyes avoid your face
>Twi:"I uhh... don't feel too comfortable going out"
>not surprising
>Twi:"could you come over tomorrow and watch anime with me instead?"
Well, I'm not really that into anime
>she seems embarrassed
>you don't want her shitting up the place so you decide on a quick compromise
How about we watch....
>you look to her bookshelf
>you see the Spidermare Collectors Edition DVD
Spidermare?
 
>she smiles
>Twi:"okay, it's a date"
 
>you're walking home to the video store
>you live on the upper floor with rainbro dash as your roommate
>you get home and notice that rainbro reopened the store and added some shit
>there's multiple cardboard standups of Nicolas Cage around the store
>you remember that when your films were being raided from your smartphone that National Treasure was on there
>Nicolas Cage became super mega popular with p0nies
>so much so, that his likeness is ubiquitous in Equestria now (http://i.imgur.com/IMTYv.jpg)
>when p0nies think of humans they either picture Nicolas Cage or you
>Rainbow is a big fan
 
>start walking over to rainbow dash who is behind the counter
>the counter is made for your height so she's flying
>it makes it hard for p0nies to pay for stuff
>you wonder why you get so little business
>as you walk over, you accidentally rustle the jimmies of a Nick Cage standie
>Rainbro looks at you in disgust for knocking over Nick
 
>RD:"where the fuck have you been"
Chill rainbow, there's no customers this time AND I closed the shop. I was just clearing some shit up with Twilight Sparkle.
>RD:"what's the plan?"
Date her and be a shitty boyfriend so she stops crushing on me
>RD:"sounds like the plot to an ero-manga"
How the fuck do you know what that is?
>she blushes
>RD:"uhh, they made a ero-manga of me! cuz I'm a... wonderbolt and they showed it to me at uh- boltcon!"
 
>Rainbow Dash goes to so many conventions, holy shit
>who does she think she is? Scott Ramsoomair?
>you get a thought
Hey bro, they got any anime conventions coming up?
>RD:"yeah, there's one coming up in Canterlot in 4 weeks"
Great, I think I can use this to my advantage. I'll try to find some colt who's as nerdy as her and get them to meet. I'm gonna be a MATCHMAKER Rainbow!
>RD:"MATCHMAKER!"
>brohoof
>...
>"the only reason I knew that there was a con was because feathercon is right next door"
>yeah whatever
 
~~END PART 3~~
 
Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/lt-3-lt-3-lt-3-291869188