Spaghetti Sparkle 28
 
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For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on:
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>you wake up before Twilight
>you start to dread when she does because you ruined her favorite manga with your new paper sending powers
>wait, what's this?
>right next to your pillow is a pile of saliva-covered manga pages (more than you remember sending) and two similarly wet scrolls
>you open one up
>it's from Luna
 
>Luna's Note: Ha Ha! I have hacked my sister's magic postal spell! Now thou wilst be getting super special notes from me~?Ha Ha! How do you like this?
    -Princess Luna
 
>there's a photograph of her ass, with a clear view of everything vaginal, taped inside the scroll
>you start to freak out because you're not sure if Twilight will understand Luna's sexting
>suddenly you get an idea and you grab a pencil
>you begin to scrawl a message of distress to princess Celestia on the bottom of Luna's note
>you blow the note out of existence and hopefully to the right princess
>you read the other note, carefully this time because you don't know what kind of lewd photographs could be inside
>it's from princess Celestia
 
>Celestia's note: I'm sorry your new powers forced you to ruin Twilight's... book? I'll have to check up on fixing your postal spell. In the meantime, I'll be sending Luna to pick the two of you up from your hotel and take you to the anime-con. I hope you'll enjoy your royal entrance!
    -Your pal, Tia.
 
>suddenly, you get the overwhelming urge to spit
>you can't help it and you spit exactly three times
>now there's three new scrolls
>you open the first one that materialized
 
>Luna's Note: HA HA! Thine distress call was sent to me you fool! Thou will just have to deal with our new (sexy) arrangements! (enclosed is a close up photograph of her puckered, dark-blue asshole)
 
>fuck
>you open up the next one
 
>Celestia's Note: I'm honestly appalled. I don't know what's gotten over her!! I had my suspicions during supper, but this is just insane! I'll go talk to her right now, face to face.
 
>you come to the realization that the things you send get copied and sent to all the princesses
>that explains the increased amount of ruined manga pages that were returned to sender
>you pick up the last letter
>in large font it just says:
 
>Cadence's Note: ARGH!
 
>figures
>for shits and giggles, you blow Luna's ass-note out of existence without giving any explanation
>Cadence will love that one
 
~~~END OF PART 28~~~