Spaghetti Sparkle 24   Previous Chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti   For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on: DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/   >you wake up before she does >when you'd left your post for the sweet embrace of slumber, your semen had finally made its way out of Twilight >there's a pile of half-dry strands of cum in your hand >what a shame   >after you take a shower, you see that Twilight has woken up as well >she's on her computer >you grab a lilac off of the ground and walk up behind Twilight >you wrap your arms around her and present her with breakfast >she squeaks in delight and nibbles on the lilac >it seems like she's drawing something on the computer >it's a picture of her surrounded by flowers >she's striking a submissive pose with a look of intense pleasure on her face >is she really drawing her first time? >Twilight really needs to understand privacy >However, it's definitely the cutest drawing she's ever made >you'll let it slide on those grounds   >you sit back on the bed >how did you not notice how wet her side of the bed is? >it's unreal Hey Twi! Could you...? >you point to the sheets >Twi:"Oh! I'm sorry! No, it's okay. It's let's just get this cleaned-- >before you can finish your sentence, her horn glows >the sheets seem to let off steam, as they are heat dried with magic >the pungent odor of her sex overpowers the flowers >so that's how it happened...     >during breakfast, Twilight reminds you that you have to go to Rarity's place and drop off her DVD >you also have to pick up a "special" package for Twilight >she gives you 300bits and kicks you out of the house while she does some cleaning   >you arrive at the Carousel Boutique >it's in much better repute than the last time you were here >Rarity probably forced Spike to give the place a paintjob or something >Spike lets you in and directs you to her dining room >Rarity is having lunch with Applejack >Applejack is having her way with an apple-cinnamon doughnut >Rarity is noisily sipping on some tea >if she had a pinkie finger, it would be erect   Hey ladies! Erm... mares! >Rarity:"Oh dearie! We go by 'ladies' sometimes! At least I do. Applejack, darling, do YOU go by 'lady'?" >she looks at Applejack, head in hoofs, waiting for her retort >Applejack doesn't look amused >finally, the tension is broken when Rarity lets out a girlish laugh >you and Applejack reciprocate     >when the laughs die down, Rarity gets up from her chair and trots over to you >she puts her little red glasses on and inspects your measurements >you're one of a kind, so she's usually got you memorized >Rarity:"Nope. You haven't changes since the last time I saw you. That's good." Aren't you jumping the gun a bit? I came here to give you back your DVD. >Rarity:"Oh! I must have forgotten it. Silly me!" >AJ:"That movie sucked, Rarity. It didn't have no 'sposions." >with a smug demeanor, she takes another bite of her delicious doughnut >Rarity:"Hmph! You just SAY that because this was Sweetie Belle's first solo work. Your precious little Applebloom couldn't ruin it with her absolutely -dreadful- direction." >as soon as she said it, she knew it was wrong >Rarity:"Ah... I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to say such a thing... I..." >while visibly upset, Applejack shrugs it off in short time >AJ:"It's... It's okay. We all say things we don't mean sometimes..." >Applejack gets this wistful look in her eyes >you could swear she's looking in the direction of Sweet Apple Acres, like it's some kind of perverse Mecca >the tension in the room is strangling you >you need to say something You must be... uh... really serious about 'The Notebook' for you to get so defensive, Rarity. I liked it *burp* a lot. I especially liked it when the retards fucked at the end. >they both laugh at you What? >you know what     >after the laughter clears, Rarity takes you to another room and asks again, >Rarity:"Why are you here~" >it's an expecting tone >she really wants that cash *sigh* Twilight had this package--I'm guessing it's a dress--that she wanted to buy. >Rarity gallops off at top speed >she returns with two cardboard boxes >she magically sets them down in front of you >Rarity:"That will be... oh my~ ... 300bits!" Don't you make dresses your friends want for free? >Rarity:"Oh darling, only if they're up to my... taste. There was a little... incident that happened a few years back I'd much rather forget. This is another one of those times. Twilight wanted some *sigh* outfits that would even make poor little Opal cry." >outfits >not outfit >you've dreaded this >you refrain from opening the boxes now, because you'd rather not burst into tears >you hand Rarity the 300bits >they levitate off of your palm and into her purse >Rarity:"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a guest I need to entertain.     >as you leave the Carousel Boutique, you spot Spike painting the walls >that boy really is a bitch to every pony he meets >you walk over to him Hey friendo. >Spike:"*sigh* Hey Anon. What do you want?" Whoa man, what's with that tone? I'm just here to ask you if you've... gotten what YOU want. Have you? Ya'know? >Spike begins a whisper >Spike:"We end up getting really close sometimes, but she always chickens out." >you lean in and whisper in the hoarsest tone Oh yeah? Well... Twilight and I... we... >he puts his hands up to his ears >you cease whispering and yell at the top of your lungs FUCKED LIKE ANIMALS! >you basically just said you fucked his mom >feels_hilarious_man.jpg >you strut outside of the Carousel Boutique like a BAWS     >Twilight is absolutely giddy when you get back >you hand her the packages >she excitedly and unceremoniously tears the boxes apart >sure enough, there's two sets of cosplay outfits >Twi:"This one is yours." >she pushes it over with her hoof   >it looks like you raided a clown's wardrobe >she tells you that you're Titus from "Final Fantasy X" >you still look like a clown with a metal claw-thing >she got luckier >she's wearing a Kimono-type thing and a blue dress >she's Summoner Yuna from the same game >Twilight looks smug in the fact that you have related cosplays >Twi:"We're going to be the talk of the con~?" >ATOMIC SQUEE >your two characters in Final Fantasy hook up, so this is super romantic, apparently >you don't see it as romantic though; you see it as other thing you have to put up with >maybe you can get out of it >you'd better act quick, since you and Twilight are gong to be on the train to Canterlot tomorrow morning >the anime-con is almost here   ~~~END PART 24~~~ Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events: spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/anon-and-the-best-night-ever-296345805