Spaghetti Sparkle 21
 
Previous Chapters:
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For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on:
DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/
 
>time seems to have slowed down for you
>you contemplate the time you've spent with Twilight and how it will all be over soon
>Rainbow begins to mouth some words
>in your delirious haze, you can't actually make out what she's saying
>and then it's all over
 
>everyp0ny looks confused
>not in a shocked or angry way, just confused
>you look around
I'm sorry, what did you say?
>RD:"I SAID that I was secretly Twilight's internet friend, shad0balltD45h
>oh
>well that's okay
>RD:"I also have something else to reveal, but let's do it downstairs. You're all going to need a drink."
>you bitch
 
>just a few minutes prior, you were walking toward Twilight's bed in a mock matrimonial ceremony
>you're marching downstairs, to what now seems like your funeral
>you sure hope Twilight won't be able to use her magic when she finds out
>it sucks having a magical girlfriend
 
>finally you reach the couch
>you pluck down and Rarity magics you a shot of brandy
>she was an alcoholic appearantly, before Applejack came back
>now she has an excess amount of hard liquor laying around
>you down the drink immediately and ask for more
>you're going to need it
>Rainbow Dash sits on the recliner and clears her throat
 
 
>RD:"You're all here, right now, because of me."
>you knew Rainbow Dash was cocky, but this is--
>RD:"Let me start at the beginning."
>she points at you with her hoof
>RD:"This guy. Right here. He broke up with me over two years ago. And, to be honest, it was all my fault. I failed him. I failed my Element, and I failed myself. I was a terrible special somep0ny. I cheated on him all the time and I didn't even care."
>she's getting emotional
>you don't often see Rainbow Dash cry
>but here she is
>RD:"Oh Anon... I'm so sorry!"
It... It's okay... I
>RD:"Shut up! Let me f-finish. I couldn't live with myself anymore and... and when I felt especially lonely I would... retreat to my old house in cloudsdale and... drink it away.
>you thought she was giving you space while she... with stallions
>RD:"I.. I decided that, from then on, I'd be loyal to him forever, even if he didn't love me anymore. I had to see him love somep0ny else. Somep0ny who deserved it."
>no way
>RD:"Then, about seven months ago, I was performing a show with the Wonderbolts. When I was there, I... I saw you Twilight Sparkle."
>you look at Twilight
>she's wrapped up in the story, but this new info breaks her focus
>she looks at you and then at all her friends
>she nods
>RD:"She... you... didn't look like I remembered. You had the most haggared look to you, unhygienic. You were wearing the most god-awful cape and fedora."
>as soon as Rainbow mentioned a fedora, Rarity fainted
>RD:"I tried to talk to you, to be with you. Instead, you gave me your GalaOnline screen-name and ran off in embarrassment."
>Twilight is shifting in your arms
>she doesn't like this information getting out
>Rainbow sees her discomfort
>RD:"Oh! No! I don't blame you. There were a lot of reporters and paparazzi behind me when I approached you. Don't feel bad. I should have predicted that."
>Twilight calms down again
>RD:"So... anyway. I was left with an ex-boyfriend who didn't love me and an ex-friend who couldn't relate to me. I decided I needed to act. I befriended you on GalaOnline shortly after and then on Steam. We became true internet friends in quickly, partly because I was cheating. I already knew you, it was easy to get you to open up to me. In the process, I was warming you up to the idea of getting a special somep0ny. Even if it wasn't Anon, I just wanted to see you happy."
>Twilight smiles
>RD:"You have no idea what it was like to hear that you had a... well lets just say it... a human-fetish. It felt like there was a new hope for my plans. Soon after I learned this, I immediately told you about a rare anime that the video store just got in. I lied to you, Twilight, and told you that there was a second dub-job of Mobile Saddle Gundam. You just HAD to see it, I beckoned. Sure enough, you arrived at the store the next day. You developed your crush faster than I had anticipated, but you had also embarrassed yourself... *ahem* quite a bit... the second time you visited Anon. This drove you into seclusion, even from your internet friends."
>Twi:"That's when I... made my tulpa."
>RD:"I didn't foresee that either. I also didn't foresee Anon trying to date you so soon. I was going to eventually plant the idea. Now, Twilight, here's the sad truth. Anon... he didn't really start dating you for the right reasons."
>Twi:"Wha-- What!?"
>RD:"He meant to... date you for a while and... be such a lame boyfriend that you'd dump him and end your crush."
Twi:"I... Is that true??"
Y-yeah. I... I got the idea from watching your pony versions of movies. They all had happy endings and I thought... I thought that in order for you to leave me alone you needed a happy ending too. I was planning on taking you to the anime-con and, while there, get you a new--better--special somep0ny. But--
>RD:"He fell head-over-heels in love with you. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. Your first date. I spied on you two the entire time. I even gave Twilight the idea, as shad0balltD45h, to use the--"
>Rainbow Dash looked around, as if being discrete
>RD:"Pump. I knew it would drive Anon wild. It always did when I used it."
>this is new
>RD:"I just never anticipated you'd go... so overboard with it."
>ah
>RD:"Then, I engineered the storm that forced Anon to sleep over."
No way.
>RD:"Yes way."
>Twi:"And then?"
>RD:"That's.. actually it. That got the ball rolling an everything fell into place. We hit quite a snag with this tulpa thing, but now that that's worked out, smooth sailing right? Oh, and I kicked the shit out of Anon when he thought about breaking up with you. Desperate times, right?"
 
 
>everyp0ny is in awe
>Rainbow Dash is nonchalantly sipping one of Twilight's Ramune sodas
>RD:"Oh, while hangin' out with internet Twilight, I learned how to appreciate anime too."
>everyp0ny is still in shock
 
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~~~END PART 21~~~
 
Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/--295713572