Spaghetti Sparkle 12   Previous Chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti   For the uninitiated, half of Spaghetti Sparkle also takes place on Twilight's: DeviantART: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/     >It's Friday, the day before your third date with Twilight >you couldn't sleep well because of the noise coming from the basement >Pinkie must have had, at least, seven or eight stallions down there >this is getting unreal >you get out of bed, Rainbow is still sleeping >for some reason you still sleep in the same bed, despite being broken up for over three years >if Twilight knew, she would probably flip her shit >you head downstairs and are greeted by the warm smell of waffles >maybe having Pinkie Pie as a roommate isn't that bad   >you get to the kitchen and you see Luna and six stallions at the table eating waffles >they're all wearing those familiar masks >god damn it   >Luna:"Mare in the Poon demands MORE syrup!" >one of the anonymous stallions says, "oh sure, here you go." and gives her some syrup >Luna:"I meant STALLION syrup! When we go back downstairs--" >you decide to interrupt PINKIE! What the fuck is going on here!? >Pinkie:"Just treating my special guests to some breakfast, silly~?! You want some? I've got a whole ?lot? for everyone here to ?taste?." Pinkie, I'm not going to fuck you. >Pinkie:"You sure like to change the subject, Anon. I *was* talking about my waffle?." Okay, I need to get the fuck out of here. But know this Pinkie, we need to talk later. >Pinkie:"I look forward to our intercourse." >you slam the door on your way out     >now that you're outside you have no idea where you want to go >you could go and get Fluttershy to go say hi to Twilight, but then you consider all the times she's tried to rape you >you_are_not_prepared_illidan.jpg >you decide to swing by Twilight's place and see how much progress she's made   >as you approach, you are greeted by three full garbage bags out on the lawn >She can't be throwing out all of her anime shit. No way. >you knock on the door >Twi:"Just a minute!" It's me! Anon! >you hear the sound of a steam press and a mad gallop to the door >she opens the door and when you lock eyes you notice she's out of breath >Twi:"H-hey." >a blast of >smell >engulfs you >it's the familiar smell of waffles   >she leads you in with an ecstatic smile >your hypothesis about her throwing out her animes was absolutely false >However, it's all neatly stacked on shelves now >Twi:"I made some waffles for breakfast! I made too much and I was going to bring some to your house later, but this makes it easier." >you can tell she has too many words for you but too little breath >she magically pulls a chair out for you to sit at the table >you sit down and you notice that not only has she made too many waffles for herself, but too many waffles for Ponyville's entire populace >there's two untied garbage bags full of waffles >you realize what the garbage bags on the lawn were >holy shit this mare is serious about waffles >it's a good thing you're serious about waffles too >you chow down     >Twilight gives you puppydog eyes >Twi:"R-remember when you said there w-was a s-s-smell?" >she blushes >you nod because your face is currently at war with waffles >Twi:"D-do you smell it now?" >you shake your head >she looks excited >Twi:"What do you think of my house? Is it cleaned up enough?" >you nod >she squeaks in delight and begins dancing >she dances like a jew on quaaludes >when she's done you go in and kiss her on the nose, leaving a glob of syrup >her eyes twinkle >she begins to lick up the syrup and gives you a sensual look   >Twi:"So, what are you here for, Anon? I thought our date? was tomorrow." This isn't a date, we're just hanging out >she gasps and rushes off >she returns with a large book and a scroll >she begins searching the book thoroughly while still licking her nose of syrup >Twi:"Ah ha!" >she opens the scroll and makes a check mark >she packs the scroll and book onto one of her shelves What was that about? >she puts her forelegs on the table and puts her head in her hoofs >she looks at you dreamily >Twi:"Oh... just some housekeeping, Anon." >sensual smile GO!   >Twi:"So, Anon. What do you want to do? I'm sure you had something in mind when you decided to come here." I don't know, actually. I'm just trying to get out of the house, what with Pinkie Pie running massive orgies and all. I just decided your place was the place I wanted to be. >she's ecstatic with the knowledge that you not only avoided Pinkie's wiles, but were annoyed with them I guess we could do what you want to do, Twi. >ohnowhathaveyousaidyoufool!     >you've been sitting on Twilight's couch watching her play Star Ocean 3 for 40 minutes >you see this shit:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5XOerPxqHU   >after the ending sequence plays, she looks at you >Twi:"That was suuch a good game! Thanks for watching me beat it! I'm such a good gamer right?" Y-yeah. Yeah you're the best. >Twi:"Thanks." >she doesn't look convinced that you think she's good >you give her a hug >Twi:"I KNEW you'd do that?. You're such a good boyfriend" >that hug baiting bitch! >she's hover-hoofing   >after your hug, she goes over to the Pony Station 2 and takes Star Ocean out >she replaces it with a game you've never heard of: "Super Ultimate Kawaii Requiem for a Gamerboy 4: Hot Scramble" >Twi:"I gotta warn you Anon. I may be the master at Star Ocean, but I'm not so good at the  Super Ultimate Kawaii series of visual novels. I've beaten them all, but it usually takes a loong time." So you've beaten this one? Could you play a different game then? >Twi:"No, this one is new." >oh boy   >from what you can tell, Twilight is playing a character named Sakurachan-dono and she is trying to get with Benske-kun >you tune out and browse ponychan(equivalent to 4chan in Equestria) >there is very few voiced scenes in this "game" >every now and then you hear some god awful dialogue >BenskeGame:"Oh, Sakurachan-dono, what do you want?" >Twilight picks the option: "I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date with me Benske-kun, not that I like you or anything ?." >BenskeGame:"No, gross! I'm only interested in my ero-manga that I write and the starcraft tournaments I win. I have no time for airhead girls like you!"     >Twilight looks hurt >you scoot up to her and pull her close with your arm >her head lands at the base of your neck >she looks up at you >Twi:"See... I'm not very good." >you pet her mane I'll help you out then. >Twi:"Yeah! Me and Anon working as a team to get Benske! I can't wait! You're so good at relationships, this should be super easy!"   >It's been twelve hours and you're almost done with this visual novel >BenskeGame:"Okay, I'll only let you touch a little bit Sakurachan-dono! We're in the school bathrooms, I don't want to get caught!" >fellatio between pixels on Twilight's television begins >the final scene comes >BenskeGame:"I can't believe we're doing it at the Starcraft tournament!" >SakuraGame:"I'm going to cum when you beat xXsoulRePerGigaXzeta. He's such a zerg rushing asshole! >Game:"Nuclear Launch detected." >SakuraGame:"Ohhhhh~" she bangs her head up against the bottom of the desk >BenskeGame:"I'M CUMMING IN YOUR ASS DURING A STARCRAFT TOURNAMENT!!" >SakuraGame:"I WANT TO MARRY YOU BENSKE!" >BenskeGame:"I've never been so sure of something in my life!?" >cut to black >Game: The End   >this was the stupidest thing you've ever witnessed >Twilight seems turned on by it though >she's itching her upper pubic area, trying not to masturbate in front of you >charming >Twi:"L-lets go to bed, Anon. It's getting late." >oh boy, here we go again     >Twilight goes to the bathroom to brush her teeth before bed >she doesn't let you in and do the same with her >interesting >she comes out and she's clearly used the pump >oh god damn it boner   >you find yourself in Twilight's bed for the third time in two weeks >she has a present for you >Twi:"Rarity came over the other day and dropped these off! They're my present to you?!" >you feel like shit, you didn't get Twilight a present >Twi:"Open it quick!" >you tear the poorly wrapped present open to find a pair of sweatpants >Twi:"I remember you wearing jeans to bed the last couple of times, it must have been SO uncomfortable! So I ordered these?! Your Twi thinks of everything, right??" >you look at the sweatpants >there's constellations and whatnot on them >they're thin summer sweatpants >this crafty mare... you can't hide boners behind this   >Twi:"Go ahead?! Put them on~" >you wonder how she can talk behind all that drool >fuck it, she deserves this >you tell her to turn around >she turns beet red and complies >she flashes her glistening flank and lifts her tail >Twi:"I-I'm ready Anon..." >you take your pants off with difficulty (boner) and slip on the sweats >you tell her to turn back around >she looks a tad disappointed, but can't keep her eyes off of your package     >you slip back into bed >you notice that the bed still has the faint smell of lemon-vagina >you don't blame her, this is the epicenter of that >smell >it's actually kind of making you hot because it's so rare now >Twilight slips into bed and starts reading a manga >you recognize the cover >it's that fucking Rainbow Dash ero-manga   Hey Twi! I've seen that before! >she turns beet red again >Twi:"O-oh... D-do you still find Rainbow D-dash hot?" That's a weird question, no. Rainbow showed me that manga. I thought it was funny as fuck. Lemme see it again. >she begrudgingly gives it to you Oh, Twi. This isn't going to make me hot for Rainbow again, I promise. >you flip to the part where Rainbow is having anal sex on Princess Celestia's porch   >CelestManga:"This sort of thing is so unbecoming, but I'm masturbating up a storm!" >StallionManga:"Hime-Sama! Watch me paint this wonderfucker's intestines with my penis-milk." >RDManga:"GYAAAA?! MY TITS ARE SPRAYING MILK BECAUSE OF THE ROD IN MY ANUS!" >CelestManga:"Oh my! We must continue this on the moon!" >Manga: they all teleport to the moon and as soon as they all show up the stallion pulls out of Dash and shoots his load toward Equestria. Then everybody else cums. >StallionManga:"I'M CUMMING ON EQUSTRIA ITSELF!"   >your sides >you flip to the back of the manga, you must know who wrote this >SnuggleSunffleBunnywatch, a pseudonym. Figures... >Manga: This manga was commissioned by:  R****** D*** >okay that's weird, why would Rainbow Dash commission this? >Twilight sees that you're spellbound by this development, she thinks you're doting over mangaDash >she rips the manga from your grip with magic Damn, you're getting better at that >she blushes     >you both lay in bed for a while >you're frankly surprised that she hasn't started begging for sex at this point >after she gets done reading a chapter out of one of her real books, she settles down for bed >she turns to you with dem bedroom eyes >Twi:"Anon, could we... um... spoon?" >you don't see why not >she deserves this >you lay on your side in her bed for the first time >she gets up behind you >she then realizes this is wrong and climbs over you to get to the other side >she's wet and you can feel her dribble most private parts dribble over your leg >she assumes the little spoon position, her tail situated between your legs >you put your arm around her and she scoots back into your chest and stomach >her lower back is putting maximum pressure on your member >you both fall asleep like this   >you wake up to your arm being tugged >here_we _go_again >she's masturbating like a champ >the hoof she's using is trying not to touch your arm >every now and then she grinds into your member >as before, she's talkative >in hushed mumbles she manages to get out, >Twi:"ohgoshohgosh!hesaidhelovesme!uhngg...ohgosh." >you must have said something in your sleep >nevertheless this is getting you even harder than before >Twi:"ohoh.hesgettingharder!formee!me!me!me!me!me!me!me!me!me!me!! >you decide to chime in and pretend you're sleeptalking I love you so much Twilight >she gasps and starts cumming immediately >she's suppressing a scream and lets out a high pitched squeak though her teeth instead >tight, short breaths. Her sheets are soaked again >she's crying >Twi:"I'm sorry Onii-chan. I don't need you anymore..." >what?   >not giving a care for her mess this time, she falls asleep >you're excited for the day ahead, but curious as to what she meant   ~~~END PART 12~~~   Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events: http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/hangf-out-session-and-the-best-time-ever-293735300