Spaghetti Sparkle
 
>It's been 7 long years in ponyville.
>Due to anomalous objects on your person, not limited to but including your smartphone, technology has exploded over the land of Equestria though magical backwards engineering
>computers, televisions and electricity sweep over the world, as well as other great technologies
>you were given a medal by princess Celestia for Equestrian innovation
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>during the ceremony, she asked if there were other wondrous technologies from my land
>you explained how the internet worked
>She gets really excited, as you sell it as a long distance friendship machine
>makeitso#1.picard
>you don't get any money for any of your contributions to pony society because you're marked as a class 5 mythical creature
>mythical creatures aren't allowed to hold patents
>DAMN IT RACISM!
 
>Since the internet, rape attempts from fluttershy have almost ceased because of porn.
>Rarity's fashion business finally boomed after Applejack launched her website: Applezon.
>Pinkie Pie left the pastry business and decided to live out her hedonistic lifestyle through guildaslist
>Rainbow Dash was finally allowed to join the wonderbolts after her stunt video on hooftube went viral
 
>and Twilight Sparkle developed agoraphobia on a staggering level
 
>you currently live and work at the video store with your best bro, Rainbow Dash
>most of the movies made in the last 7 years are rip offs of the movies you had stored on your phone and hard drive
>sometimes this is hilarious
>sometimes it is very not
>they tend to bowdlerize the endings to make everything end in friendship and giggles
>you regret watching "Pony Serpico"
 
>no one has seen Twilight Sparkle in 11 months
>just as you ponder this, a bell rings signalling a customer
>speak of the devil, it's Twilight Sparkle
>she's different than you remember her
>she's a lot skinnier and she's wearing reading glasses
 
>she looks shocked when she sees you
>she backs up a little
Hey Twilight! You forget I worked here at the video store?
>Twi:"uh"
>there is ultimate silence between the two of you. From what you can tell, she is sweating
Hey, hey! It's okay! I forget tons of stuff. Anything I can help you find?
>she looks cornered, her eyes dart around the room
>you decide to back off and let her find her own shit without saying a word
 
>hours pass
Are you sure I can't help you out Twilight?
>you can't see her
>you crane your neck to see between the rows of the anime section
>you spot her sitting on the ground eating dandelions from her saddlebag. She's reading the back of the boxes of various animes
>she spots you staring and jumps to attention
>you decide that you'd better just ignore it. She's been the only customer all day.
 
>She finally comes up to the counter
>there is a stack of animes including Rupony Kenshin and Mobile Saddle Gundam
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>ask her is she had trouble finding anything
>she gives a micro-nod
>hand her the receipt
>she struggles with the signature, being a pony and all
>you hear her audibly gulp
>her lip quivers
>Twi:"H-Hey anon, I bet it- ... it was great being P-princess Celestia'a very special student."
>you notice a little indignity in her voice. She bites her lip
Hey that's not fair. I was just helping her set up the internet for everypony in Equestria. I was never her most faithful student, like you.
>those words pierce deep
>her eyes glisten with tears
 
>you've been consoling a crying twilight behind the counter for about fifteen minutes
>badly
If it makes you feel any better she uh... abandoned me too! uhh...
>it doesn't
>you decide, against your better judgment, to give her a great big bear hug
>you remember when the last time a pony had developed misplaced affections for you
>you had to go as far as creating the internet to placate her
>why is life so hard?
>through short breaths she tries to speak
>Twi:"A-after you made the internet, Celestia didn't need me or my close friends' friendship reports anymore. She can get them from anypony in Equestria now. Then I became addicted to the internet and Celestia decided it was best I end my apprenticeship. With me being a sh-shut-in now, I never even k-know what to say to anypony anymore, let alone to all my friends who're successful."
>you stroke her hair a bit to calm her
>you weren't ready for these feels
 
>You sense that the duration of the bear hug has reached higher levels of awkward than you initially expected.
>an impressive amount of tears and snot has built up on the back of your shirt
>You break the hug and put your hand on her neck because it's the closest thing to a shoulder she's got
>Twi:"I--I--I know it's not really your f-fault anon," she sniffles.
>you can't help but feel it is your fault
>she looks down at her hooves
 
>She forlornly takes her animes and leaves the store, but not without giving you an intense look
>it's not of fear or anger but something else
>you have a bad feel
>a feel you haven't felt since...
 
>you're in a panic
>have you set into motion another Fluttershy?
>holy shit
>Fluttershy may be satisfied by the internet, but Twilight's a fucking hardcore internet addict. She may not be satisfied with the crudely drawn porn of humans that Futtershy undoubtedly clops to every night.
>Twilight may be as shy as Fluttershy now, but she still has magic.
>that scares the hell out of you
>you hear the bell ring, another customer
>has she come for you?
>NOPE it's fucking rainbro dash.
>you let out a sigh of relief
 
>RD:"Hey brohammer what's up? Why are you crouched behind the counter?"
>you stand up quickly
Hey Rainbow, remember Fluttershy?
>RD:"uh, yeah she's still one of my best friends," she says sarcastically.
Right.
>RD:"What? she tryin' to rape you again? We haven't had an attempt in over 2 years."
No, but I think we have a similar situation, but much worse.
>RD:"Who?"
Twilight Sparkle.
>her expression immediately turned to melancholy. She knows she is no match for magic.
>RD:"What'd she do?"
She uh, looked at me funny.
>a familiar laugh ensues
>RD:"Well anon, when you're done shitting your pants over nothing come on up stairs and get a drink with me."
Sure.
 
>It's closing time
>Twilight was your only customer today, but you should probably still check the stacks and see if anything is out of place
>you notice a smell
>you realize you haven't cleaned the bathroom for a few days
>you go in
>it's spotless, Rainbow must have cleaned it
>what a bro
>go out to the stacks again
>rearrange some of the animes Twilight messed up
>notice the smell again
>look down at the puddle on the carpet
>it's horse piss
>goddamn it spaghettisparkle
 
~~END PART 1~~
 
Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/xpost-from-my-GalaOnline-journal-291551013