>So you and Twilight was in canterlot >You was in yo hotel and you was doin it >she creamed everywhere and made a mess >twilight: "desu!" "hurr" >so you did it and you went to sleep >little did you know twilight was dead for years >you was fuckin' da queen o da bug pones "OH TEH NOES I WAS FUCKED BUG!" >bug-pone-lady:"u dont get it i rly do luv u" "No fuck u lyin ho u die" >And den Luna burst in killed her and raped you >So you go to humnacon with fluttershy because nothing else do in canterlot >it sucks lyra's there and it's creepy >you run for the trian and go home nd fap to memories of twilight >you sad >you go to video store home and cry and tells dahs "oh noes is bad twilight dead and the twilight you knowed was really changlin queen" >Rainbow" "Oh teh noes that's bad" >and then pinkie hair flat and cried and you all did it later >you sleep with pones and suddenly bug-pone-lady still alive and in room >BPL: "plz anon i rly wuv u y not wuv me bak" "cuz you are evil fugly mutant and i h8 evil fugly mutant" >and the Strelnikov burst in and shot her with his machine gun >Strelnikov: "I SAVE DAY BUT YOU SHOULD BEING NICER ANYWAY TO BUG PONE" "no fuk u i do wat i want" >Strelnikov: "I NOT WANT DO THIS BUT YOU MAKING ME TO DO IT" >and then he shot you with his machine gun and you were dead     >so you were with twilight and you her marehood >marehood was puffy >you got a boner >boner was leaking oh teh noes >twilight's marehood was near face and she said >"what wrong desu" "uh nothing" >you stared at marehood and your boner increased >it is now at full completion my boner is at full completion >and then you inserted your boner into twilight's marehood >her marehood was still puffy >your boner was buckling under the strain of her crushing marehood >it is now bruised and sore but you keep ramming boner into marehood >you pop the cherry in her marehood >juices flow out of her marehood onto your boner >juices flow out of your boner into her marehood >you boner is relenting within her marehood >you pull your juice covered boner out of her juice covered marehood i loved putting my boner in your marehood with all the juices >"Desu"