Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 20
 
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>Okay
>you're finally ready
>you've got your running shoes and trackpants on
>it's surprising how much sports apparel you acquire when living in proximity to Rainbow Dash
>Twi:"I'M READY!"
>you go downstairs to check
>you see her from the back
>she looks ready enough
>then again, how do ponies get ready?
>they don't wear clothes
>she turns around
>NOPE
>NOPE
>NOPE
>she's wearing a Naruto headband around her neck
>Twi:"I thought I'd accessorize a bit. See? Hidden leaf village! It makes sense since we're going to the Running of the Leaves."
>she points at the abomination of a headband
NOPE! You're not wearing that!
>Twi:"But... why?"
Thats REALLY embarrassing Twi. it's worse than the fedora.
>her eyes water
>Twi:"Really? I've been wearing this every year for... three years?  Yeah! Three years."
You were at the Running of the Leaves?
>Twi:"Yep! Spike forced me to go."
>fucking Spaghetti Sparkle
 
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>you arrive at the Running of the Leaves
>Twilight is still a little bit miffed about how you forbade her from wearing her Naruto headband
>she'll get over it
>they give you and Twilight a number
>she gets number 143
>Twi:"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!"
What?
>Twi:"143 means: I love you!"
Really?
>Twi:"Yeah! Each number corresponds with a word. The number represents how many letters are in that word. One means 'I'. Four means 'love' and three maens 'you'."
Wow. That's really cute. What does mine mean?
>Twi:"420? Hmm... I don't know."
>???:"I sure as hell know!"
>you turn around
>it's Rainbow Dash
>she doesn't look so good
Are you sure you ant to run with that hangover?
>RD:"Yyyyyep."
Where's Applejack?
>RD:"Bathroom."
She gonna be okay?
>RD:"Probably. I always feel better after I've thrown up."
 
>the race begins
>Twilight immediately falls behind
>her steady diet of bullshit and her sedentary lifestyle have caught up with her
>you're passing your fiancee in the race
>Twi:"Go on without me Anon! *huff* I'll be okay! Just win the gold for me!"
>you're not leaving her side
>Twi:"Anon! Stop slowing down for me. Don't let me hold you back!"
No. We're doing this together.
>you slow down to a pleasant jog
>Twi:"ANON! I want you to WIN."
I am winning.
>she reaches her breaking point and slows down to a trot
>Twi:"All I do is just hold you back."
No.
>she looks up at you with tears in her eyes
No. Listen to me. This is supposed to be fun. If I can't be with my special somep0ny it will never be fun.
>Twi:"B-but!"
>you stop jogging
Look around you. It's beautiful.
>leaves are falling all around the two of you
>the cornucopia of reds, yellows and oranges washes over the landscape
>you put your hand on her cheek
If I can't experience this with you... it's not worth it.
>Twi:"It is pretty."
Sounds like someone I know.
>Twi:"*giggle*"
>...
>Twi:"Could you take a picture?"
Of you?
>Twi:"No. The leaves and the path."
I won't take the picture unless it's perfect.
>Twi:"Okay."
>you aim your phone at the leaf strewn path
>it's beautiful, but not perfect
Hey Twi, could you move that pile of leaves around so they're evenly distributed?
>Twi:"Y-yeah."
>she trots into frame
>you wait for her to move the leaves
Twi, turn around and smile for me.
>Twi:"B-but!"
I found the perfect shot!
>Twi:"Okay but--"
SMILE!
>she smiles big, but at the last second she gives an awkward look
>you examine the picture
 
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/#/d53t9he
 
>good enough
Hey Twi, why did you get all awkward?
>Twi:"Um... I uh..."
>...
>Twi:"I forgot to douche and the camera flash scared me and a little of... you... slipped out."
>...
That's gross Twi.
>Twi:"Sorry."
 
>all of a sudden, you see Applejack and Rainbow Dash wander out of the woods
>AJ:"Where's the trail?"
Uh. Right here.
>Twi:"But you're way behind. We're in last place."
>RD:"SHIIIIT!"
>they both waddle off
>they're going slow as fuck
>you look at Twilight with an evil glare in your eye
>she has the same idea
>Twi:"If we can't win the race against everyone..."
Shh! They can still hear!
>you huddle together with Twilight
I have a feeling Rainbow Dash and AJ are pacing themselves at the moment. If they know we want to beat them, they'll speed up. You got a plan Twi?
>Twi:"Yeah. Let's follow them really slowly and when the finish line approaches, we'll zoom ahead."
What if they're faster than us?
>Twi:"Hmm... I know! Lets get them to be really competitive! Then they'll both be really tired at the end."
>Luna:"Perfect plan"
>Twi:"Thanks."
>...
WAIT WHAT?
 
>Luna is in your huddle
Where did you come from??
>Luna:"I decided to race this year."
>Twi:"But you were behind us! We were in last place."
>Luna:"I think you'll find that I move at a more deliberate pace than you ruffians. Besides, I just got back from the market."
>she's eating an apple
>the levels of not give a fuck coming off Luna are off the charts right now
>Luna:"You'll have to catch up with them if you want to eventually beat them."
>Twi:"Oh yeah!"
>you and Twi resume jogging to catch up with Rainbow Dash and AJ
Princess Luna. Would you like to join us?
>Twilight whispers,
>Twi:"ANON! NOO! SHE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU."
We have to be polite to the Princess.
>maybe you can defuse this whole situation right here and now
>Luna:"I would love to go!"
>she jumps on a raincloud and hovers over to you and Twilight
>Twi:"*grumble* You're supposed to run to make the leaves fall."
>Luna:"What was that, humble subject?"
>Twi:"Nothing."
 
>you quickly catch up to Rainbow Dash and AJ
>Twilight' struggling
>you give her you water bottle and she guzzles the whole thing
Thanks.
>Twi:"What? I should be thanking you Anon! You gave me the water."
Oh yeah.
>nevermind
>Luna:"Do you have any more water for your noble princess, humble subject?"
How come you want my dick so badly Luna?
>she spits out apple chunks
>Twilight throws up some water in her mouth and spits it out
>Luna:"HOW DARE YOU?"
It's not exactly a secret. Celestia and Cadence sure as hell know.
>Twi:"ANON!"
>Twilight clings to your leg
>Twi:"P-princess! Please don't hurt him!"
>Luna:"Calm yourself, noble subject. He's right. I do have a... crush."
>Twi:"Oh thankyou.thankyou.thankyou.thankyou.thankyou!"
>Luna:"It has been a while since I've had a crush. Forgive me if I was rude."
By sending me these?
>you pull out the pornographic pictures of Luna
Yeah. That was way out of line. I have a fiancee.
>you can't help but blush when you see the pictures though. Luna is quite a bit more attractive than Twilight
>Twi:"Anon... I didn't know about those... why didn't you tell me?"
I knew it would make you a nervous wreck. I didn't want to do that to you.
>you hug Twilight
>you make sure that she can feel that you're hard
 
>Twi:"W-why do you have a crush on MY Anon? Do you just like to see me unhappy?"
>Luna:"No! It's hard to explain... I think it's his smell."
What?
>Twi:"Huh?"
>you smell your armpits
>smells like deodorant
>you see Luna sniff the air
>Luna:"Yeah...? Definitely the smell."
>you see her hind legs shuffle around
No. Seriously. WHAT?
>Luna:"Your smell reminds me of my..."
>she looks solemn
>she smells the air again
>Luna:"You smell exactly like my ex-special somep0ny."
>Twi:"Who? I've never read about this in the history books!"
>Luna:"It was a secret. A long time ago, me and Starswirl the Bearded used to date."
>Twi:"*gasp!*
 
~~~END PART 20~~~
 
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AEther
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