Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 16
 
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>you lay Twilight down on the couch like she's a princess
>you don't need to be dealing with Twilight-vomit at the moment
>Twi:"Go... get them all over here to be DRUNK hhehhehe with ME!"
>you nod and leave her side
>before you can get away though, she tries to grab you with her forehooves
Do you want me to go or stay?
>Twi:"*sigh* I... *gulp* don't know. I just want you heeerrrrreeeee. You said you'll alwaysss be by my side... NO! Dooooooo get my friends and convince them...?"
>she scratches her head
>Twi:"Tell them I want to... GET DRUNK hehehe..."
>she's a goner
>you get up to leave again
>she once again tries to grab you, but you ignore it
>Twi:"Unnggg... noooo"
>you look back to see your absolutely smashed fiancee laying on her back
>she's moving her legs in the air as if she were walking
>her head is lolled back and she's watching you stroll away
>she's breathlessly mouthing your name
>it's kind of cute
 
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>okay, you already know that getting Pinkie Pie or Rarity to drink is a non-starter
>you also don't want to encourage underage drinking, so Spike and Sweetie Belle are right out
>however, you've always wanted to share a brew with Spike
>he's always ahead of his age
>maybe some day
>you easily recruit Applejack, Spitfire and Rainbow Dash as drinking buddies for Twilight
>Rarity comes back from the bathroom after freshening up her horn
>you decide to let her know about Twilight's plans
>Rarity:"Drunk?! I'd LOVE to darling, but I'm on a program of REFORM and REPENTANCE. Drab, I know... I can't simply fall off the wagon now though. Or is it get back on the wagon? Which one is it dear? I can never remember."
Oh, I uh... think it's off the wagon. Anyway, I wasn't going to ask you to join in the drinking. I was wondering of you could take Fluttershy's place in the uh...
>Rarity:"Apples to Apples?"
Yeah. That. Could you convince Fluttershy to come drinking?
>Rarity:"Why don't you just ask her yourself? She adores you, darling."
Yeah. That's the problem. I want to make sure she really wants to drink. I don't want her to be blinded by my... absolutely dreamy face and demeanor~"
>Rarity isn't impressed
>Rarity:"I honestly have no idea what Twilight sees in you. You're just... I'm sorry but... you're an ugly ape."
>you fake incredulity
I never!
>Rarity:"I'm sorry, but as somewhat of an authority on fashion, I just don't see the appeal in humans."
Me neither! I mean... I don't understand Equestrian mare obsession with humans. Not that--
>Rarity:"Oh, I'm sure your eagerness to ravage my peers in no way paints you as estranged toward your own species. No way!"
Hey!
>now she is striking close to home
I dare you to spend one day on Earth. You wouldn't last five minutes.
>Rarity:"That may be, but I wouldn't fellate the first human male I saw!"
I didn't fellate Trixie! Listen, do you have a problem with me and Twilight getting married? Is that it?
>Rarity:"No no no! Just... I don't see the appeal. That's all.
>...
>Rarity:"I'll get Fluttershy."
You do that.
 
>finally, all of the ponies opposed to or not allowed to drink alcohol are playing alternative games of Apples to Apples and Candyland
>you invited Vinyl Scratch to join in, but she promised Pinkie Pie that she wouldn't drink
>spoilsport
>you make your way to the living room, carrying Rainbow Dash's two 12-packs of hard cider
>Twilight and Rainbow Dash make drunken howls when you walk in, since they're the drunkest it seems
>AJ:"Oh! It looks like you got there some of my patented cider--canned for your convenience!"
>you laugh
This isn't a commercial, AJ.
>Twilight loses her shit. It's as if you said the most funny thing in the universe
>Twi:"AH!! HAHAHAHAH! OH GOSH!! HAHAHAHAHA OH WOW~!"
>...
>RD:"How about... we play a game?"
>AJ:"No Twister! No siree."
>RD:"Nooo.... like... a drinking game!"
>Twi:"What's THAT???"
>RD:"It's like a *belch* contest--"
>Twilight's laughing hysterically at Rainbow's burp
>RD:"Heh heh... Anyway, it's a contest where we drink alcohol. Kind of like beer pong."
>Twi:"*hic* EXACTLY like beer pong!"
Beirut.
>RD&Twi:"WHATEVER!"
>...
>the drunk friends both laugh
 
>you look over to see Fluttershy silent on the couch
>she's got a bottle of Baileys all to herself
>she's drinking it straight from the bottle
>Twilight and Rainbow Dash catch your gaze on Fluttershy
>the look over
>RD:"Hey! Fluttershy! Not yet we're gonna play a game!"
>AJ:"Which one? We did this one back home where we put Doritos in our mouths and snorted Red Bull. Then we drank the Jack Daniels."
>...
>RD:"How is that even a game?"
>AJ:"The first to chew and swallow without spitting up wins!"
>Twi:"That's making my tummy hurt just thinking about it..."
>Spit:"I've played that game before!"
>RD:"No! Fuck that AJ. That's gross! I was going to suggest Wisest Unicorn."
>Twi:"*gigglesnort* I WIN! hehehe..."
>everyp0ny laughs
>FS:"But really... how do you *squeak* win?"
>RD:"First, you need duct tape. A lot of it."
Got it.
>RD:"Okay. When you drink one can of cider, you level up. Your first can makes you a level one unicorn wizard."
>eveyp0ny nods
>RD:"After you finish your first can, you tape it to your forehead, like so."
>Rainbow Dash quickly chugs a can of cider and duck tapes it to her forehead
>RD:"Now I'm a unicorn."
>everyp0ny nods again
>Twilight giggles
 
>RD:"When you drink another can, you have to duct tape it to your first can. The longer your horn, the wiser you are."
>Twi:"Um... question!!"
>RD:"Yes?"
>Twi:"What if you already have a unicorn horn?"
>RD:"Cut the can open to make it fit over your existing horn."
>Twi:"Okay!"
>Twilight quickly chugs some cider and uses magic to open the can over her horn
>Twi:"*giggle* I'm level one now!"
>RD:"Now watch out! Every time you level up you have to roll the dice."
>Rainbow Dash rolls two six sided die
>she rolled a four
>RD:"If you roll a seven, you have to fight a boss."
>AJ:"What in tarnation is a boss?"
>RD:"Hard liquor. You have to take a shot of hard liquor. You can't get passed level five, ten or fifteen unless you fight a boss."
>Twi:"*gulp*"
>Twilight rolled a seven
>Twi:"Um... What should I drink?"
>Rarity had been evesdropping on the whole thing and yelled out,
>Rarity:"Southern Comfort! It goes down really easy, darling. You won't feel a thing!"
>Twi:"Th-thanks Rarity... Anon, could you--?"
Sure.
>you pour some Southern Comfort into a shot glass for your fiancee
>Twi:"H-here it goes!"
 
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>an hour and a half has passed
>you're currently a level 5 wizard
>you haven't fought any bosses
>instead of taping cans to your head you convinced your drunk marefriends that wizards on Earth use staffs
>Twilight is a level 8 unicorn wizard. She's fought five bosses
>Rainbow Dash is a level 14 unicorn wizard. She's fought three bosses
>Fluttershy is a level 18 unicorn wizard who's fought six bosses
>Applejack is stuck on level 5, she should be on level 17
>Spitfire is passed out
>she fought a boss every level, of which she has 14
 
>Twi: Anon... I don't think I'll be the wisest unicorn."
>she looks sad, but also unbelievably tired
>her head is resting on your lap
>you lean down and whisper to her,
You'll always be the wizard of my life, Twi.
>there we go
>smiles
>Fluttershy is gunning for victory
>she's a silent drunk
>it's kind of creepy
>she stares at you every time she drinks a can of cider
 
>Twilight bursts into tears
>she's been browsing the internet on your phone
>you grab your phone from her and look at what happened
>http://i.imgur.com/MsykR.png
>Twi:"I'll... I'll be such a good mom! They'll see. *sob*"
>AJ:"What happened sugarcube?!"
>RD:"Yeah! *hic* What happened?!"
Someone on the internet said Twilight would be a terrible mom... They even drew a picture of her drinking alcohol when she's pregnant. Bastards.
>RD:"Don't listen to those... JERKS! You'll be a GREAT mom! Just like MY mom. I know it!"
>AJ:"Yeah! You're so caring and smart! I'm sure you'll raise quite the filly or colt!"
>Rarity and Pinkie Pie trot over
>Rarity:"I couldn't help but overhear... I just want to let you know Twilight. I want to let you know that you'll be a great mom to... whatever comes of your union."
>Twilight starts shaking
>she looks up at you
>only you can see her livid face
>she snaps around
>Twi:"IT'LL BE A FOAL! NOT SOME FREAK!"
>she breaks down into sobs again
>she buries her face into your lap
>Pinkie Pie scowls at Rarity
>PP:"How could you say such a thing?!"
>Rarity:"I'm sorry! I just... I--"
>Rarity gallops away to the guest room
>Pinkie Pie gets close enough to whisper to Twilight
>PP:"Don't listen to her. I'm sure your foal will be great and beautiful and smart and silly and fun and sexy!"
>through your lap, Twilight manages a muffled response
>Twi:"Thanks Pinkie..."
>PP:"You need to go apologize to Rarity. She was only trying to make you feel better."
>Twi:"But... but she..."
>AJ:"Rarity might be a little bit of a stick in the mud, but she was only trying to help."
>Twi:"Okay... tomorrow."
 
>Fluttershy sits back in the recliner
>her head lolls to the side and she looks at everyone consoling Twilight
>FS:"HEY! ... HEY TWI."
>everyp0ny turns
>FS:"I'M REALLY JEALOUS OF YOU eheheh."
>...
>FS:"I LOVE YOU ANON... DID YOU KNOW???"
>everyp0ny is shuffling around awkwardly
>she's clearly more drunk than anyp0ny else
>Twi:"Yeah! I did know you love Anon! I bet this makes you suuuuuper jealous!"
>Twilight uses her magic to grab your body
>her magical grip is less refined than when she's sober
>she pulls you into a kiss
>FS:"heheheh! That makes me REALLY jealouss!!!! I have a tulpa though!! Come here Anon-chan!"
>she starts making out with an invisible form
>it's dead quiet
>Twi:"Pick me up Anon. Bring me to bed."
>you oblige
Hey Pinkie. It looks like the party is over. You think you can help Rainbow Dash home? She's--
>Rainbow Dash stumbles into your coffee table and shatters the glass
>...
>RD:"I'M OKAY!"
>Pinkie Pie looks at you with worry
>PP:"I think I can do it?"
I'll take Applejack home.
>Twi:"Aw!! I THOUGHT we were going to FUCK. Right NOW!"
>FS:"*gasp*"
>Twi:"That's right! ehhehe... me and Anon are going to have hot sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx laterrrr... heeheheheh."
>FS:"Can I watch????"
>Twi:"NO! Our sexxxxxx is PRIVATE. But..."
>she slurps up some drool
>Twi:"You can spend the night if you want. I'm sure you'll hear some thingssss heheheehhhhehe."
>Fluttershy quickly nods
>she leans back in the recliner and pretends to sleep
>every couple of seconds she opens an eye to peek and see if you're gone yet
 
>you make your way for the bedroom
>before you can make it, you accidentally step on Spitfire
>you stepped on her stomach
>oh no
>vomit erupts from her open maw, making a small pool on the wooden floor
>she's still sleeping
>only the dead can know peace from these mares
 
>you lay Twilight down in bed
>she immediately starts masturbating
>Twi:"Are you surrre?? We can do it really quick! Just... put it in. Please?"
Not yet. I have to go make sure AJ gets home safely.
>Twi:"But.... BUT! Um... she can spend the night too! Don't you want her to hear our loud rutting too? hehehe"
She told me she wants to go. She told me--
>you turn around
>you see Twilight is spread eagle on the bed
>she is pulling her labial lips apart
>her pussy is on full display
>Twi:"I want you."
I... I need to go!
>Twi:"I need you--HEY! I'm your FIANCEE! You have to do what I say! COME BACK!"
 
>Pinkie Pie is getting Rainbow Dash all bandaged up
Come on AJ, lets go.
>AJ:"Ah could jus' spend the night if it ain't too much trouble..."
NO!! I mean... you don't want that. Trust me. It's going to get loud.
 
~~~END PART 16~~~
Spaghetti Saprkle's drunken ramblings on the events of this chapter:
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