Living with Spaghetti Sparkle 12
 
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>you stand in shock of what's happening
>she could already be hurt
>you're short of breath
>it's a cool autumn day
>why is there so much sweat?
>you feel sick
>no
>you feel absolutely nauseated
>you're running
>you need to get back to the store
>you need Rainbow Dash
 
>you slam open the door
RAINBOW DASH!
>tears stream down your face
>you look determined
>scared
>but determined
RAINBOW DASH!!
>Spitfire trots in into the room
>Spit:"Hey man, Rainbow Dash is carrying some stuff to your house. What's up? Oh gosh! Why are you crying, boss?"
GET ME RAINBOW DASH!
>Spit:"Are you okay?"
NOW!
>Spit:"Okay okay!"
>she speeds off, like the ex-Wonderbolt she is
>before she's out of earshot, you yell at her
TELL HER I'LL BE AT RARITY'S!
 
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>you storm your way to Rarity's place
>you knock wildly on her door
>when she doesn't answer, you knock even harder
>you're about to scream when Rainbow Dash lands beside you
>RD:"What happened?!"
Twilight was kidnapped.
>RD:"WHAT??!!"
Twilight was kidnapped by diamond dogs."
>Rainbow Dash is in a fury, a world of her own
>RD:"We need gems."
>she looks at the door
>RD:"OPEN UP RARITY!"
>no answer
>RD:"OKAY THEN!"
>she bucks the door down
>RD:"Wow... that was a lot easier than I thought it would be."
They have termites.
>RD:"Oh."
 
RARITY! GET DOWN HERE!
>it's at this point, you notice that most of the doorways and hallways are blocked off with plastic film
>you see Spike slink down the stairs
Where's Rarity? I need--
>Spike:"SHHH!! She's sleeping."
It's the middle of the afternoon.
>Spike:"*sigh* Yeah well... you see... Rarity and I found out that the Carousel Boutique has a termite problem and... well... she's not taking it well and--"
Yeah, I know.
>Spike:"Wait... how?
Listen! Twilight was KIDNAPPED.
>Spike:"WHAT?
We need some gems for the ransom.
>Spike:"Sure! Let me go get Rarity, she knows the combo to the safe."
>he waddles off
 
>Rarity comes down the stairs in a pink bathrobe
>she has bags under her eyes
>Rarity:"*ahem* What?"
Spike didn't tell you?
>RD:"THAT DOPE! Twilight's been kidnapped!"
>Rarity:"WHAT??!! Why didn't you tell me Spike??!"
>Spike:"But you said--"
>Spit:"We need gems, man."
>all three of you turn to Spitfire
When did you get here?
>Spit:"I flew and stuff."
 
>Rarity gave you a big bag of assorted gems
>you, Rainbow Dash and Spitfire are making your way to the Diamond Dogs' hideout that was outlined on the back of the original note
>you arrive in an open field
>RD:"We're lost."
No. I don't think so.
>RD:"Did the note say anything else?"
Nope. All it said was that they had Twilight and took all the treasure
>RD:"What treasure?"
I know right? I don't have any treasure. Besides, all of the heavy boxes were accounted for.
>RD:"Odd."
>Spit:"Mind if I light up? It's been a while since I've been on a military expedition."
Military? What?
>RD:"The Wonderbolts do a little reconnaissance work on the side. I've never taken part in all my years on the team."
>Spit:"Yeah, the last time we did it was when a dragon was attacking Ponyville. That was a long time ago. So! Can I smoke?"
Hell no. We might get sniped.
>Spit:"WHAT?! Really?!"
No, you idiot.
>Spit:"Hehehe! You're funny, boss man. I'm just gonna go behind that tree and light up while I take a piss."
Charming.
 
>RD:"There goes my role-model... of to get blazed and piss in the woods."
Promise me you won't turn out that way when you retire from the Wonderbolts.
>RD:"Only if you promise to hang out more often mister lover-boy."
I'm sure we'll figure something out. Twilight is a sex maniac, but she'll tone it down eventually. Probably... right?
>RD:"Yeah... I found you pretty irresistible the first few months we were dating. Not ashamed to admit it. I probably did some pelvic damage during estrus too.
Not enough to hospitalize me, but yeah, I'd say there was damage.
>RD:"*giggle* How is Twilight in bed?"
I thought we weren't talking about our sex lives, hm?
>RD:"Oh quiet, I'm just trying to get your mind off of... you know."
To be honest, I don't feel as worried now. We have the ransom gems and -the- bravest most loyal pony in Equestria.
>she blushes
She's got a pretty cool new coltfriend too.
>she shoves you
Okay. If you really need to know, Twilight is TERRIBLE at sex. She's disjointed, nonrhythmic, loud, selfish, and lazy. Not to mention, messy as HELL.
>RD:"BWA HAHAHAHAHA!
And it's AWESOME.
>Rainbow Dash just laughs even harder
It's nice to be in control for once. With you it was... well..."
>she's is having trouble breathing
>RD:"I know! I know! I'm a dominatrix! It's just my thing."
And I'm not saying it's wrong! It's just... not MY thing.
>RD:"Heheheh. It sure is Soarin's hehehe... Anyways, how messy we talkin'?
Very. Bed soaking orgasms messy.
>RD:"Celestia..."
She also likes it inside.
>RD:"Yeah. Well, I did too."
No, you don't understand. She REALLY likes it inside.
>RD:"Yeah?"
Yeah. There've been problems with getting her to douche and-- hey! that's not funny!
>she's on the ground, practically in tears, laughing
 
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>Spitfire returns
>she tugs on your pantleg and almost burns a hole in it with her marijuana cigarette
>holy shit, that is a thick blunt
>Spit:"Hey Anon. There's a Diamond Dog over there."
>she points over to where she peed
>Spit:"He was watching me pee. He didn't think I'd notice, but I did."
Did you tell him to come over here??
>Spit:"No."
WHAT?! WHY?"
>Spit:"I like it when I have an audience."
>she takes a long drag on the blunt and holds it in for a while
>RD:"A Wonderbolt through and through huh? Any audience will do?"
>Spit:"Yep."
MY FIANCEE IS AT STAKE HERE!
>Spit:"Dude, chill."
NO! You get that Diamond Dog back here, newbie."
>Spit:"I don't have to pee though."
Just GO!
 
>Spitfire returns once again with a small Diamond Dog
>he's got a boner
>what is wrong with your life?
>Dog:"You bring gems?"
I don't know. You bring maiden?
>Dog:"Uhh..."
Pony... I meant purple pony
>Dog:"Oh! Yes. We have her."
>...
>The diamond dog is staring at Spitfire
>...
Where?
>Dog:"Oh yeah! I'll show you."
>he starts digging a whole large enough to accommodate a pony easily
>it's not as easy for you to squeeze through though
 
>he nonchalantly leads you through the Diamond Dog lair
>you see shops and homes and public events
>it's full-blown civilization down here
>it reminds you of that Dwarven hall in The Lord of the Rings
>you hear the near constant ringing of hammers, as industry boomed
>the Diamond Dogs played melodies on harps of gold
>there were few gems to be seen
 
>you whisper to Rainbow Dash
Hey. This is fishy, right? Shouldn't hostage situations be dealt with on neutral ground?
>RD:"Yeah. I'm sure this is a trap. I can handle it though."
>Spitfire yells
>Spit:"Yeah! I'm ready for a fight too!"
>fucking spitfire
 
So, um...
>Dog:"Spot."
Yeah. Spot. Where is my fiancee again? And where is the ransom transfer going to happen?
>Spot:"There will be no ransom.:
>You, Rainbow and Spitfire stop in your tracks
>you hold up your guns, "punches-Seville" and "fists-MacGraff"
>Rainbow is also striking a similar pose
>Spot:"What are you doing? She's right over here in this room. We'll give her to you."
Wh-what?
>Spot:"Come, follow me."
>you follow him into the room to see your fiancee curled up on a bean-bag chair eating pizza and watching anime
>in fact, your box of obsolete anime DVDs is there
>there are also about fifteen other Diamond Dogs there
>it's a makeshift theater
>Rainbow and Spitfire become enthralled with the anime and sit down
>Twi:"ANON!"
>she tries to wiggle out of the bean-bag chair to give you hug, but fails the first few times
>Twi:"Anon! I had the best time! They kidnapped me and asked me what was the treasure and... oh"
>she casts her eyes to the side
>Twi:"I kind of stole your anime DVDs...
It's okay! I'm just...
>you crouch down and give her a hug
I'm just so glad you're safe!
>she shudders in delight within your clutches
>she's glad to be back
>Twi:"So yeah... anyway. I said your anime was the treasure and they kidnapped me and then we started watching anime and now they're all hooked! They want me to come over next week to watch more!"
Why didn't you come tell me you were okay?
>Twi:"Well, they said that they still wanted the gems you would bring, but after I showed them Fullmetal Alchemist an hour ago they said they didn't even want the gems anymore. Besides, I knew you'd save me."
>you give her a stern look
Twilight! I was legitimately worried about you. Don't EVER do that to me again!
>she finally understands the gravity of your emotions
>tears begin to well up in her beautiful purple eyes
>you kiss
 
>Twi:"*sniff* I think I know what I want to do."
That's great! What is it?
>Twi:"I want to organize Ponyville's first anime club."
 
~~~END PART 12~~~
Spaghetti Sparkle's version of events:
http://spaghettisparklechan.deviantart.com/journal/so-much-things-bad-things-and-good-305197375