(Author's Note: Giving this series its own pastes, since it's kinda buried in my one-shots. Just know that all of these were originally written before July 25th.)
 
[Anon and the ugly pony]
 
>you are chilling at the air show watching rainbow dass do cool flips
>then some dumb mare comes up to you
>it's spitfire
>since rianbow dassh got in the wanderbolts spitfire became homeless becuse she's a worthless cunt-dyke
>shes all gross and shit
>she smells like cooked garbage and cheap wines
>you throw a hot dog at her to satiate her hungers
>she's all not into it though and just wants to cuddle with you
 
>FUCKKKKKING GROSSSS
>she has a man voice now because she sucks tons of dicks for crack money
>she coughs up some cum from earlier on your jeans
>oh god no
>spit:"heeey anon do you want to take this lovely mare PU$$Y home for some hot rutting?! it'll only be 5bits"
>thats a cheap whore if you ever saw one
>you say no and go home and fuck rainbow dashes much tighter and cleaner mare vagina
 
 
 
[Anon and the ugly pony 2]
 
>after you fucked Rainbow Dash at her house, you went to the bar to get some drinks
>when you went there you saw all kinds of ponies
>some were even hooker ponies
>you've never needed a hooker because Rainbow Dash is your long term girlfriend
>she provides for you since shes famous and rich
>feels good man
>also, the anal sex isn't so bad
>neither is the vaginal
>or the oral
>or the wingjobs
 
>it's all good
>until Spitfire walks in the bar, that is
>she's missing teeth because she sucks cocks for crack money
>holy shit! you think she might have hepatitis
>and scurvy
>maybe a little AIDS
>ever since she was kicked out of the wonderbolts for trying to suck 12 cocks in public, she's had a fascination with you
>she trots over and buys you a drink (with stolen money no doubt)
>Spit:"Hey babe, wanna go to my house and get some hot loving?"
NO! GROSS! I WOULDN'T FUCK YOUR PU$$Y WITH A STOLEN DICK!
>you put your invisibility cloak on and get the fuck out of there
 
 
 
[Anon and the ugly pony 3D]
 
>you went to see avatar in theaters
>fluttershy was there too and she was trying to rape you (lol) but 3D wasnt your fetish so she backed off
>somehow, that crackwhore Spitfire snuck in and sat down next to you
>she smells like warm hotpockets and vagina
>goddamn does this mare bathe?
>no
>Spit:"Hey Anon, you want some snacks?"
Sure!
>she whips out a crack pipe and some jack daniels
HOLY SHIT!
>you get shushed in the theater
 
>she hands you the crack pipe and you have to smoke it or else you have to leave the theater and you love Avatar so thats not an option
>you smoke a shit ton of crack
>shes all drunk on whiskey
>Avatar becomes a better movie
>Spitfire goes to the bathroom
>when she comes back she has a wad of cash you notice semen drip down spitfire's leg
>oh god! What happened in the theater bathroom??
>Spit:"hey Anon, you want to fuck?"
HELLS NO!
>you go over and sex up fluttershy instead in the crowded theater while watching Avatar
>Avatar really is the best theater experience