>You walk up the ice cream van
>While simultaneously doing a 360 spin, you throw a pound coin at the man.
"Muther-fucking wrapped ice cream, bitch."
>He frowns, and narrows his eyes, before handing you the magical, cool heavenly treat.
"YEEEEEEE BOOOI!"
>You moonwalk away, knocking over several small children, and occasionally stop to kick the cane of a old granny.
>As you sit in the center of the nearest park, you open that fucking sweet treat up, while licking your lips like a dog.
>You slowly inch the slightly melted, god like goodness to your fat, neck bearded face.
>As your lips touch the gentle, siren song singing seducing seductive slutty ice cream...
>It slips off the cone.
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