>The next day, you hear a knock on your door
>Probably that loser coming to whine about how she can't afford the 1k bits
>You open the door, and your jaw almost drops
>There in front of you, a shiny bag of bits, no doubt more than the 1k you asked for
>You feel your erection struggle against your pants as your eyes wander over the coins
>Taking in each curve, each shiny reflection of your shocked face
>Your hands instinctively start reaching down to your pants, hardly able to contain yourself at the lewd bag of bits before you
>A cough interrupts your fantasies
>And your eyes wander up the pale pink flesh of some zombie looking Pony before you
>Wait
>Those glasses
>Those eyes
>That stink
"M-moondancer?"
>Her body was completely shaven, not a trace of mane, fur, or tail on her
>She shivered occasionally, even though the weather wasn't that cold
>What a pathetic cunt
>"I shaved for you, and I got you 5 thousand bits."
>Your cock practically springs out of your pants as you rub your hands together, thinking of the money
>"Will you have sex with me now, Anon?"
>Her eyes furrow into a pleading expression
>"No one else will do it."
>You look down your nose towards the bag of bits on the floor
>And start to think about it
"If they get to join."
>"What?"
"The bag of bits."
>She gives you a blank stare
>Fucking outcast doesn't even understand social norms
>"W-what do you mean, join?"
"I'd rather be fucking those bits than you."
>Her bald head looks down, eyes downcast
>"Oh."
>You chuckle, rubbing your hands together one last time before stepping aside and waving her in
>She pauses, and she starts to look a little weirded out
>But given her lack of options, she obliges, her horn glowing to bring the bag of bits in your house
>You lead her past the menorah and towards your bed
"Spread them."
>She starts turning around
"No, you idiot, the coins."
>She takes a moment to figure it out
>And spreads the bits on your bed
>Your body shudders in anticipation
 
>The jingle of the coins is music to your ears
>The pitter patter as they fall on the soft bed sends chills down your spine
>The sparkling reflections, how the light reflects, the brilliant yellow
>You could almost cum right there
>Your pants are quickly off, your erection finally in free view of the 5 thousand lovers
>"Anon?"
>You frown and look at the poor excuse for a scholar
"Are all of those bits on the bed?"
>"N-no, but I did want-"
>The thought of losing your money sends your heart wrenching
"ALL of them! On the bed. I want to count them."
>She stares at you
>"That'll take forever!"
>Oy, your hands rub together once more as that orgasmic heaven enters your mind
>Hours and hours of these hands running through coin after coin
>Taking in every smooth face and ridged edge
>You moan involuntarily
>The piece of shit before you just sighs and starts to pile the coins on the bed
>One of your hands wrap around your erect cock as the other sifts through the money
>You start jerking it in front of your audience
>Your bearded smile reflects in every surface, and you can't help but grin as you imagine yourself on all of them
>It's not long before you get on the bed, rolling around
>Throwing your shirt off, so you can rub the coin all over your body
>At least that loser is still piling coins on you
>Like a fountain of pleasure
>Each coin falls on your belly, bouncing several times before gracefully landing on the bed
>You lay on your side, pooling some of the bits up in front of you into a mound
>Even the large exasperated sigh from the walking trashcan doesn't phase you
>The ridges send vibrations on your cock as you slide it into the pile
>The cool metal hugs tightly against you as you press the pile together
>There's nothing else in the world except you and these bits
>Your true love
>A large force hits you on your nose
"What the fuck?"
>You rub your nose with both hands to cover all of it
>"S-sorry, I guess I missed."
 
>That fucking hurt
>But if you hit her now she might run away with your new bits
>That's a worse fate than any you can imagine
"J-just be careful."
>Your voice is a little nasally after your nose got hit
>She lit up like a furnace at your sudden kindness
>"Okay, Anon! I'll be extra careful!"
>That fucktard is wagging her tail like it's the best thing anyone has ever said to her
>But to her credit, she does take more enthusiasm in showering you with the bits
>The constant golden shower sends constant tingling sensations through out your body
>Like you were meant to be here
>It renews your erection, despite the sore nose
>Your cock expands once more, but you decide to release your hand this time
>Watching as your little guy bend up against the mass of bits it was buried in
>It excites you so much, and leaves your hands free to hold against each other once more
>The pile in front of you shifts as your cock throbs inside
>The bits are heavy, pushing down on your cock, pressing against it with now warmish metal
>The gentle warmth mixed with the hard metal coaxes you closer and closer to-
>"Anon?"
>Holy fucking shit
"What?"
>"I'm out of bits."
>Your boner wilts
>You're snapped back to reality
"W-what?"
>"I counted, that was 5 thousand."
"Bullshit! Are you trying to scam me?"
>"Anon, if you're not going to have sex with me, I'll take the coins back."
"Wait, wait, let's not be too hasty, eh?"
>There's definitely some way out of this
>You could always ask for more
>"This is my life savings, anon."
>"Please, I just want to feel it once in my life."
"Make me cum, and I'll do it."
>"B-but if you-"
"Oy, do you want to lose your virginity or not?"
>The monstrosity sighs, and her horn glows
>Disgust rips through your body as you realize she's trying to grip your cock with her taint
"Stop! The coins!"
>You scoop up a handful of coins and drop it on yourself
>Shit for brains finally understands
>And sighs as she starts running that fountain of joy again
 
>The world fades away once more as you're back in that heavenly shower
>You lay on your back, taking a pile of coins and piling it on your crotch
>The familiar sensation seeps in
>You can't see directly down due to a natural obstruction
>So you close your eyes and fantasize
>Maybe instead of 5 thousand, you were swimming in a pool of these
>Millions of these coins
>You concentrate on that
>Diving through shiny mounds of bit after bit
>In your own private pool and treasury
>The constant shower and clinging of coins as they fall helps the illusion
>Your hips thrust against the pile of coins, sending some of them tumbling down the mound and across your thigh
>A coin bounces gently off your sore nose onto your mouth
>You're too deep in now to care
>Your mouth salivates as your tongue flicks over the coin that fell inside
>The metallic taste, mixed with the salty taste of whatever hooves had handled them
>It gives the bit a naughty bent, and that sets your loins on fire to think about
>Your tongue traces over the indentation of a pony on the side
>You feel friction as it rubs against the ridged side of the coin
>The scrapes against your buds are euphoric
>Your hips buck and you feel it coming
>The coins rub against your bare cock tip
>The edges grating against it, the smooth ones sliding against it
>Precum leaking from your head makes it easier to slide your hips against the mound
>You can't take it anymore, you have to finish inside
>Your teeth scrapes against the coin as you bite down hard on it
>You do the thing where you rub your hands together when you climax
>And finally release, opening your eyes and letting out a loud "oy vey!"
>Your cum spurts into the pile of coin on your crotch, sending your seed seeping through the holes
>It leaks down as you shudder, and finally relax on your back, panting loudly
>Your hands fall to your sides, but you leave the coin in your mouth
>The shower stops
>The virgin looks at you expectedly
>"I-is it my turn now, Anon?"
 
>You ignore her, basking in the glow as you pant loudly
>The bed bounces suddenly, and your eyes widen as you see the shaved monster get onto the bed with you
>You try to shy away, but she holds you down
>"I kept my end. Now it's yours."
>Paying people or ponies in a deal always gave you a sick feeling
>Like it wasn't natural or in your blood to do
>She gets on top of you, her literally naked body brushing against you
>It's disgusting, and you spit out the coin at her, dislocating her glasses
>She fumbles around and you shove her off
>"Anon!"
>Now or never
>You get up, sending the gloop of cum and coins sliding down your legs
>And bat her glasses a little further away
>You stand behind her, and survey her entirely shaved ass
>All for the money you tell yourself
>But maybe you can get out of this deal
>You take a finger, holding in front of her
>The very idea disgusts you
>You can't go through with it
>It hovers there
>She bounces back
>And your fingers slide into her
>It is literally the most unsettling feeling you can imagine
>Her warm insides are nothing like the cool metal of your bits
>You feel your latkes rising up in your throat
>And pull out immediately
>"Thanks, anon."
>You shake your finger, trying to get rid of her filth
>"I guess I didn't really expect much."
>She looks back, her eyes squinting
>"But thank you for taking my virginity, anon."
>You walk over to her glasses, wiping her juices on the lens
>And hand it to her
>She adjusts it and giggles
>"It was totally worth it."
>She leans in and you shirk back
>Her head pulls back when she notices that, and her eyes look down
>"Oh. That's okay. I hope you enjoy your money, anon."
>And with that, she strolled out
>Leaving you with an erection as your eyes move back to the bits before you
 
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