>You are anonymous and you've been in Equestria for a while now
>after the first couple of weeks in the capital Luna decided to take a shining to you once she found no you enjoyed the night far more than the day
>Celestia decided to send you off to her pupil so she could learn more about you through your interactions with her
>Laua still tried to come by as often as she could much to twilights dismay,
>it's not that twilight didn't like Luna it's that whenever royalty came by she freaked the fuck out
>and Luna was coming by unannounced
>so she freaked the fuck out every night
>on the plus side libraries never been cleaner
>on the downside you're the one that has to clean this shit up half the time
>but that was months ago
>it's become routine now
>now you've been invited to a party in canterlot
>you got a fair two month warning
>you try to get out of it but rarity wouldn't let you
>twilight wouldn't let you stay home
>she wouldn't cover for your ass saying you are sick and couldn't attend
>Celestia is being bitchy about making you attend because you are “the new species”
>but the reason you're not putting up much of a fight is because Luna wants you there
>being part of royalty she has to have such a stuck up time in these parties that it isn't even fun for her
>but you are anonymous
>and you have a God damn plan
>you always have a plan
>there has never been a moment you didn't have a plan
>you have more plans and twilight has notes
>and this one
>this one's going to be the one that take the cake
 
>For the last month you've had Luna invade the dreams of everyone who's invited to the party
>you had her instill a fear of something more human than pony
>move away headless horse
>hello Freddy Krueger and Jason
>luna makes a hell of a Freddy Krueger
>you might not be tall enough for or big enough to be Jason but dammit you try, you're also human shaped and that helps a lot to
>you arent putting these ponies through nightmares night after night after night
>you just giving them a little bit of fear
>something so they know what the hell is happening when it comes down to it
>Celestia has no idea
>and shining armor's been called in to provide security because of the changelings
>all the guards know something's going to happen
>and they all know not to screw with your plans
>they also got paid enough to not tell Celestia your plans
>tonight's the night you go
>you actually have more gear with you than rarity does
>this kinda shocked everyone
>but you played it off as a human thing
>and everything's going according to plan
 
>An hour into the party you managed to slip out
>none of the guests really seeing you there
>you kind of hung out in the background while Luna would set up everything else that you needed
>if they knew that you were at this party it would lose a lot of the shock value
>cornstarch in red dye
>check
>latex mask
>check
>hideing on top of the stairs behind Celestia to scare the hell out of everyone in line
>oh God yes check
>Luna set up the fog machine in a room adjacent that the top of the stairs and just let it run
>the whole room is filled with a thick fog
>it's hard to breathe
>just how you need it
>the room opposite has a dry ice bath
>a very thick but had the fog there
>you open that door first and let it just flow down
>Celestia see something's up but doesn't go to investigate
>she has ponies to say hi to
>kiss asses
>donning your costume
>grabbing your machete
>and covering yourself and the fake blood
>you run out of the room with fog leaving the door open so it can all seep out and float down the stairs after you
>the ponies in line see you
>they're scared
>Celestia is turning towards you
>and you let out a warcry
>and you run down those stairs
>and those pony start stampede
>hook line and sinker
>everyone who is invited is alreay inside the bubble so they can't leave
>the guards know it's you so they aren't stopping you
>Celestia has no clue what's going on but realized it was you after five seconds of terror swept over her face
>you're coming down the stairs and you stop right next to her
>ooohhhhhhh she looks pissed
>“what is the meaning of this”
you turn the her smiling “looks like you get to enjoy the party no more shaking hooves”
>it's at this moment that some more weird music pops in
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgSMMQchAbU
>you've been in contact with the mare who Celestia booked for the music accompanying the party
>you also booked the DJ in the background so that people playing the live music and get a break every now and then
>they actually managed to hook up your music player to some speakers
>they can get some good music out of that
>hopefully
>anyways
>you look at Celestia and her evil eye she was giving you is no longer present
>all that's there is a smile that she gets enjoy this party for once in her life
>you me up with Luna
>and you decide to go eat some of the party favors
>God knows you deserve it
 
>About an hour later you and Luna have been  watching some movies you set up in another room
>you basically made a big room in this castle your personal theater
>and you decided to play the toxic avenger
>who doesn't like that movie
>Anyway, you make it to the dance floor just as the music shifts
>(open this up and move off of the tab as fast as you can, trust me it's worth it)
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwBrQlCujqY
>oh God
>they actually found that song
>oh shit shit shit shit SHIT
>this is not going to end well
>and then the lyrics kick in
>everybody's stunned at this one
>few ponies are dancing
>you have to give pinkie credit she can really dance
>that's when you hear gasps
>makes you turn your head around
>this music is this loud and you can still hear ponies gasping much less talking
>everybody in the dance floor had to gasp if you are going to hear it
>little did you know the time that everybody on the dance floor was gasping
>and everyone was looking
>everyone
>(go back to the tab that you have the music open in)
>everybody at the party now refers to this song at Celestias got Flank