>you are Eventide
>Derpy had dropped off a letter, as well as sharing a little showtune with you
>it felt pretty sweet, really
>you rip open your letter
>inside is just a card
>you open it, getting blasted with confetti
>really funny
>the card was cute
>'roses are red, violets are blue; parties are fun, so I invite you!'
>you laugh to yourself and look for an address of some sort
>instead, you find a signature
>'Alex '
>alright, so now everything was clear
>two days, Alex's place
 
>once again, you stand in front of Alex's house
>she actually opens the door this time
>"Nice to see you, Eve!"
>she punches your shoulder playfully
>you giggle and give Alex a light peck
>her reaction is that of a Looney Toon
>damn cute
>you take note that Alex has taken the liberty of doing her hair up for the occassion
>stepping inside, it's really dark
"Uhh, Alex? Did you plan on being in a completely dark house?"
>"Nope."
>she flips on the lightsm revealing a sight you weren't exactly prepared for
>satyrs filling the room to the brim
>"Surprise!"
>you can't help but laugh
>and cry
>Alex is right next to you, rubbing your shoulder
>she leans over and whispers
>"Hey, you ok, Eve?"
>sniffling, you nod
"This is just the best gift ever, Alex."
>she noses your ear and lets her breath graze your skin
>"Happy birthday, sweetheart."
 
>tears left behind, you were now busying yourself
>you decided you wanted to meet the pink satyr first
>"Happy birthday, Eventide!"
>you curtsy to him, and he bows in response
"Thank you! What's your name?"
>he jumps back and sits on his tail like a spring
>"My name's Pogo! I helped with the party. Oh! And the card!"
>...how is he doing that with his tail?
"Well it's really nice to meet you! And thanks for doing such a bang up job with these decorations."
>he smiles and wipes his nose
>"Anything for a friend! As they say, like mother, like son!"
>he jumps away backwards like an acrobat
>what the what?
>"Don't worry about him."
>you nearly jump out of your metaphorical socks
>turning, you see a female satyr adorning mass amounts of jewelry, with very pale skin and purple lipstick
>she even wears a semi-mesh dress
>goddamn is she pretty
>"Hi, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sapphire. Pleased to meet you."
>like a true gentlesatyr, you get on a knee and kiss her hand
"Charmed."
>you catch her blush and cover her mouth
>"What a lady!"
>a party popper shocks you to jump up
>Sapphire catches you, wrapping you up in her grasp
>it's your turn to blush now
>you feel a hand snatch yours as Alex reels you away
>Sapphire simply winks at you
>"Getting a little jealous, Alex?"
>Alex pokerfaces hardcore
>"I-I don't know what you're talking about."
>she drops you like an anchor, much to your confusion
"Itetete..."
>you give Alex a dirty look, but she shoots you a 'shut up!' in return
>you bite your lip and dust yourself off
>"Do you like Alex's hair, Eventide? I did it myself."
>you lock eyes with Sapphire
"You did a fantastic job. Excuse me."
>recollecting yourself, you move on to a tall, big breasted female
>she offers a hand to shake
>as you take it, she begins to spin velvet with her voice
>"Howdy, hun. Very nice ta meetcha."
"Likewise."
>you're still reeling from whatever just transpired back there
>"Eventide, was it? Th' name's Darcy."
>man, she must have the biggest boobs in all of Equestria
>the two of you carry a light conversation, her telling you about the farm, and you telling her about the woods
>you two seemed to live similar, hardworking lives
>only Darcy was leagues stronger than you
>"You and Eventide should arm wrestle!" Pogo teased as he bounced past
>"Yeah, that seems like fun!"
>oh boy.
>the rest of the satyrs encourage the show, setting up a table in the center of the room
>you watch Darcy plop her plump ass down in the seat
>"C'mon, Eventide. No worries."
>swallowing hard, you sit adjacent, propping your arm up
>Darcy grins and takes hold of your hand
>"No worries," she repeats softly
 
>flexing your hand, you whine at Darcy
"Holy damn, girl. You're really strong."
>being in private for this sort of thing was extremely helpful
>"Well, sugar, I couldn't have them all believing I went easy on you, now could ah?"
>this was true
>still, it was a little over the top
>"Hey guys, whatcha doin'?"
>you shriek louder than you thought possible
>from the ceiling, hanging from a wooden beam, was a changeling satyr
>her tongue was lolled out at you
>as you catch your breath, the satyr grins wide
"Were you spying on us?"
>"Nnnnnooo? Now tell me what you two were up to!"
"We were up to nothing specific. Just a light chat."
>"Boring. Come on! Alex told me to get you!"
"Huh? Are we cutting the cake already?"
>the satyr looked at you, perplexed
>"No, ding dong! We're having a ping pong tournament!"
 
>it was down to the wire
>the finals, Icarus against Alex
>sadly, the seeding pitted you against Alex in the semis, and boy was she good
>Sapphire had sat it out, choosing to be referee instead
>she had very keen eyes
>Alex was currently losing, 16-20, game point on the line
>she served that tiny little ball, only for Icarus to spike it back so hard it warped through time
>he couldn't stop his damn gloating for the rest of your party
>you went straight to Alex's side, hugging her and telling her how awesome she did
>"But I lost..."
"Trust me, Alex. You're anything but a loser."
>and she's gone, outta here
>you leave Alex in a blushing mess
>all to congratulate Icarus
>"Hey, where's Alex? Is she over there crying about her loss? What a baby!"
>oh
>no
>he
>didn't
>fist balled up tighter than 50,000 mexicans in a Volkswagen Beetle, you snatch his collar and snarl
"Don't you dare shittalk Alex."
>he slaps your hand away and scoffs
>"Y-yeah, whatever."
>he stumbles away, shocked
>you hear off to the left
>"Alex and Eventide, sitting in a tree!"
>"Hey, knock it off! They don't deserve that."
>you flip around to see a satyr arguing with herself
>"You're no fun, Mera."
>"Well then you need to stop being such a little brat, Kimmy."
>Kimmy
>Mera
>Oh.
>Shit.
>satyrs are weird
>you watched the two argue among each other, lifting a finger to try and squeeze a word in
>but they completely forgot about you at this point
>you feel a tap on your shoulder
>as you turn, you lay eyes upon a flat-chested cutie with pigtails, looking particularly displeased
>"Listen, ignore them. Mostly everyone here is crazy. The name's Peach."
>you shake her hand and giggle
>she looks more content now
>"Are you enjoying the party? Alex tried really hard to make sure everything was optimal for you."
>you blush and nod
"It's the best party I've ever had."
>scuffing a hoof on the ground, you sigh
"It's also my first that wasn't just me, Mom, and Dad."
>Peach seems genuinely surprised
>"Really now? /That/ sheltered, are you?"
>you can't help but burn with embarrassment
>Peach caught on quick
>"Hey now, it ain't a bad thing. It means we all get to teach you the wonders of the world!"
>considering that, you nod with a smile
"I can't wait."
>with a pat on the back, Peach moved on, mingling with the crowd
>the changeling satyr, who you found out was named Mistake, waved you over
>"Come on! It's the last game of the night!"
"Really? What's it called?"
>"Seven minutes in heaven!"
 
>ok
>so this game was completely different than you had expected
>two satyrs would go into the broom closet, then seven minutes would pass, then they'd come out, giggling like mad
>and they were typically out of breath
>except for Darcy, who seemed to have her shit in check
>it's Alex's turn to spin, and she's kind of excited
>round and round it goes, where it lands nobody--
>oh.
>"Ooooooh."
>the entire group is now looking back and forth between you and Alex
>Alex's face is simply on fire
>yours can't be much better
>but rules are rules
>you both get in the closet and lock the door
>both of your breathing is short and shallow
"Alex?"
>"Y-yeah?"
"Are you ok?"
>you can see Alex trying to fight tears of worry
>"I think so..."
"Then sit down. No need to be so tense. We've still got, like, six and a half minutes left."
>Alex listens, wrapping her tail around her legs
>you get on your knees in front of Alex
>she was becoming really special in your heart
>guess it was time to really show her how much she meant
>putting your hand behind her head, you bring her face to yours, kissing her
>unlike the first time, where Alex was shocked for a few moments, the gryphon satyr showed she knew exactly what she was doing this time
>everything was deadened to you
>you couldn't hear any of the silly party music
>you couldn't hear all of the chatter about you two outside the door
>it was just you and Alex in this moment in time
>and that moment lasted forever
 
>"And smells like one too!"
>everyone laughed so hard, they blew out your candles for you
>you aren't phased by it
>you cut the first piece of cake and smash Alex's face into it
>then, there was no more cake
>everyone had to finally head home, but you were staying the night, thankfully
>as the two of you lay in bed, braiding each other's hair with nothing more to do, you decide to ask the burning question
"So... are me and you...?"
>Alex looks up from her handy work
>"I-I'd like it that way."
>you nod and grin
"Girlfriends?"
>Alex pulls you close, kissing you once more
>that feeling of your hooves gently grazing her soft paws was exoticly arousing
>pulling away finally, a single tendril of saliva connecting the two of you, Alex smiled as innocently as she ever had
>"Girlfriends."
 
>"Hey, honey, how was the party?"
"I'll never forget it."