>Be Payday crew.
>The four of you are on your way to a hit in your van.
>”It’s time for your first heist crew” Bainlight Sparkle says proudly.
>”You’re on your way to a meth lab, clear the Mendoza’s and steal the meth. We’ll use this to get intel and shut them down for good.”
>None of you object.
>The van slows to a stop.
>All four of you get out.
>”Alright ramblers, let’s get ramblin’.”
>The four of you get into the building, clearing everyone and taking a defensive position inside.
>You take turns cooking the meth, and are at two of the three bags needed for the intel.
>”These internet descriptions are iffy, I’m goin’ with Caustic soda.”
>Putting it in, the meth lab explodes.
>”God dammit, I told you guys to be careful!”
>Pinkie rips off her ear piece and puts… her hoof into the speaker; pulling Bainlight Sparkle out.
>”You told us to use something that made it explode! How is that our fault!”
>How the fuck did she do that anyway?
>”Dozer!” Anon yells.
>Maud walks up to it.
>”Arms, outstretched.”
>”Arms, outstretched.”
>”Arms, outstretched.”
>She gets shot and killed in one shot.
>Fucking free weekend players.
>Looks like it’s up to Anon to save the day.
>He flies up into the sky and starts dropping sentries.
>Flying over to the van he drops fifty bags of ‘the diamond’ into the back.
>The payday is now $145 million.
>Fucking cheaters.
>Pinkie and Maud go down near the middle of the map.
>Anon had walked away from the game after flying a hundred feet in the air.
>Rarity rushes into action.
>”I LOVE BEIN’ COVERED IN MUD!” she screams as she runs towards the two downed mares.
>Maud throws a grenade in an attempt to kill one of the enemies and kills Rara instead.
>Fucking noobs.
>The game lasts for two hours before Anon comes back and kills everything.
>Get to final day.
>Anon types in chat ‘defuse bombs after picking up a bag.’
>Somepony doesn’t and blows the loot up.
>Anon quits, kicking everybody.
[spoiler]It’s a pony payday.[/spoiler]