>day some number between 1 and infinity in Equestria
>It's an exceedingly hot day out
>You're not even doing anything and you've already started sweating
>Applejack notices you standing there, a thirst in her eyes
>She grabs you in front of God and everyp0ny
>She quickly wrestles off your top
>Finally, she takes in all of you
>She works to get all of your sticky mess
>Some of it dribbles down her chin as you empty inside her mouth
>She sets you back down after you've been spent
>You are a bottled beverage