>Day number I don't fucking know anymore in Equestria
>Wake up to knocking on door
"God dammit Fluttershy, not today!"
>"Anon, don't MAKE me bust this door down, you know full well I can do more damage than AJ could!"
"Oh shit, sorry Rainbro! Just a sec!"
>Quickly toss on clothes
>Quick sniff
>eh, still good
>Open door
"Hey Rainbro, what's the plan for todAYGOD DAMMIT!!"
>Lassoed and hogtied by Rapeljack
>"We gotcha, anon. Now, you're comin' with us, an' we're gonna buck ya senseless"
"Rainbro! For the love of god, HELP!"
>"Nothing doing, bro."
>wat
>"You've done nothing but whine about being able to hit it and quit it, and I'm tired of saving you all the time. So we made a deal."
>uh-oh
>"AJ, Fluttershy, and me are all gonna take turns with ya..."
>"Eeyup."
>"Umm... yes."
>"...and each other."
>oh shit
>no
>Oh shit, NO
>FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
"DAMMIT DASH, BROS DON'T DO THIS SHIT TO BROS."
>gagged
>"You need to get some, and I want it."
>Rape and lesbian pony sex
>Rape and lesbian pony sex EVERYWHERE
>...
 
 
>Day number I don't fucking know anymore in Equestria
>Wake up screaming your lungs out
>Just woke up
>It's already a bad day