>you're making your famous scrambled egg and spaghetti tonight
>fluffy pony is going apeshit
>"When basketty neggs?!"
>he asks for like the fifth time in twenty minutes
>"Shut up, that's when."
>"Daddy siwwy."
>you boil the noodles in salted water, and scramble four eggs in a buttered pan.
>the softened noodles get a turn in the pan after the eggs are scraped out, to give them a bit of crunch
>parceling out two portions of noodle, you pick up the egg plate with your fingertips and bring all three plates over to your low dining table
>sitting cross-legged, you prepare to serve your pony some fuckin' basketty neggs when the phone rings
>urgh, you get up to get it... it's mom
>you have to be nice to your mom at least a little while before you mention you were at dinner; it's Man Law
>after shooting the shit, you casually drop the d-word and she lets you go
>on the table, there are... two empty plates and one with noodles
>"Fluffy, where are the rest of the eggs?"
>"Fwuffy eat! Was yummy!"
>fucking fluffy pony put all his eggs in one basketti
>lock him in the saferoom with his egg farts