>Before you can even say anything, Rainbow picks you up from under your arms and starts flying away.
>She really wants to go see this show.
Whoa! Jeez Rainbow, give me a warning first.
>"Sorry Anon, but I want to see The Wonderbolts and I want to see them NOW."
>You two were high up in the sky. It was incredible to see Ponyville from this height.
>But still, it's kind of early for this kind of thing. Don't you think?
>You can see Cloudsdale.
>Ponyville wasn't that far away from Cloudsdale, just really high up.
>Really...*gulp*...really high up.
>Cloudsdale looked...beautiful.
>It was breathtaking.
>It was like a kingdom in the clouds, something out of a story book.
>And you could see Canterlot in the distance to the left of you.
>My God, being this high up really makes you appreciate all the sights.
>All the mountains in the horizon, the forests down below, and not to mention the suns rays shining down just perfectly.
Rainbow...look at all this...
>She looks down at you
>"Look at what?"
Everything! It's incredible! It's like nothing I've ever seen before.
>She looks around.
>"Yeah, I guess it is pretty cool."
Pretty cool? It's...undescribable. Nothing looked this...bright and lush where I came from. You're lucky you're a pegasus, you get to see all this when ever you want!
>"Well, yeah but I've been up in the clouds all my life, so I'm just used to it now I guess."
>She sure does have her head in the clouds if she doesn't think this is flat out amazing.
>It blows your mind to actually think that there is a city in the clouds, thousands of feet above the ground.
>This whole place is like a fairy tale.
>You could go on and on about how badass the scenery looked, but you had a show to go to.
>You finally make it to Cloudsdale, and you can hear the crowd roar in the stadium.
>As you two hover down to the ground (cloud), you can see a long line of pegasi entering the stadium.
>Rainbow let's out a groan.
>"AWWW, we should of gotten here earlier. Look at this line Anon!"
We'll just wait it out, it's fine.
>Rainbow drops you off and you land on the cloud.
>You didn't fall through it, so you knew that the spell had worked.
>Cloudsdale's a lot bigger than you thought.
>The stadium's pretty big too.
>The line was full of pegasi, small and large, wearing Wonderbolts merchandise.
>Hats, foam fingers, drink helmets, that kind of stuff.
>And the line wasn't even that long. Rainbow's just impatient.
>"This could take for-eeeevvveeerrrr."
*Sigh*
>You feel a poke on your butt.
>You turn around, and find a little filly with Wonderbolts goggles on her head looking up at you.
>"What are you supposed to be?"
>You'd forgotten about how you're the only human in the world here.
>You bet a lot of ponies will be staring at you and asking questions while you're here.
>Only Ponyville and the Princess knew about you, so the rest of Equestria may think you're a monster or something.
>You're about to answer the little filly, when Rainbow butts in.
>"Watch out kid, this thing eats ponies for breakfast!"
>Come on, really?
>You do NOT eat ponies. FACT.
>The little filly backs away and grabs on to her mom, who was not paying attention.
>You and Rainbow turn around, and Rainbow's smiling at you.
What the hell Rainbow? Why'd you have to scare that little kid?
>"I thought it'd be kinda funny, hehe."
>Of course.
>Rainbow does a lot of things that you find humor in, but that was not one of them.
>That little filly thinks you're a pony eater. And you have to live with that.
>At least the line's moving.
>You can hear someone behind you say "What in the world is that?".
>That made you kind of uncomfortable.
>You're the minority here, that's for sure.
>You and Rainbow pass the time waiting in line talking about The Wonderbolts, your friends, and food.
>You two really liked food.
>One of things that really bothered you the most about Equestria is that there is no meat to eat.
>Ponies are herbivores, so that means no meat for Anon.
>Stupid vegitarian ponies.
>"We're almost to the front! Yes! yes! yes! yes!"
>Rainbow's bouncing around in place like PInkie Pie hopped up on red bull and sugar cookies.
Can't wait.
>You were getting more and more excited about this surprisingly.
>Before today, you really didn't know what exactly The Wonderbolts did.
>Rainbow said they're an aerial acrobatics team and the best flyers in Equestria.
>They do a bunch of dare devil stunts, tricks that are near impossible to do, and a bunch of other cool stuff every pegasi dreams of doing.
>You could see why Rainbow wanted to be just like them.
>She works really hard every day trying to learn new tricks and perfect her flying abillities.
>You admired her determination to be the best. It's one of the things you secretly really liked about her.
>You also thought it was cute when she's in everyp0nys face about everything.
>She had an ego the size of Equestria, that's for sure. And you liked that about her too.
>Wait. We're getting sidetracked.
>Back to the story.
>The Wonderbolts...right.
>When you're a pegasi, you're either good at flying or you're not. Simple as that.
>And The Wonderbolts are the best of the best.
>You've seen Rainbow do a lot of crazy tricks and stuff and you thought it was pretty sweet.
>But seeing professionals do it is going to be top noch.
>So you thought this was going to be a fun afternoon.
>"ANON! HEY ANON!"
>What the hell?
>Who is that calling your name? Rainbow's the only one here who knows who you are.
>"ANON! OVER HERE!"
>"Do you hear that Anon?"
Yeah, where's that coming from?
>"BEHIND YOU!!"
>Did that answer your question?
>You and Rainbow turn around and it's...
>Aw jeez...
>Both: "Fluttershy?"
>Fluttershy's near the back of the line, screaming as loud as she can.
>It's not very loud.
>"What's she doing here?"
Beats me. I thought she was passed out on my lawn.
>Rainbow hovers up above you and yells to Fluttershy.
>"Hey Fluttershy! Come up in line with us!"
>Nononononono
>"Are you sure?"
>NONONONONONO
>"Yeah! Come on up!"
>"Okay!"
>DAMN!
>"It's okay everyp0ny, she's with us!"
>The other ponies in line don't look too happy.
>Fluttershy's slowly progressing to the front of the line, apologizing to every p0ny she passes up.
>"Isn't this cool Anon? Fluttershy's going to see The Wonderbolts with us!"
Yeah...it's....yeah.
>What was she doing here anyway? Where'd she get a ticket?
>"I'm coming! Oh, excuse me, sorry."
>You're almost to the front.
>You're just going to have to deal with Fluttershy during the show.
>Nothing you can do about it now.
>Fluttershy finally makes it to where you guys are in line.
>You feel a hoof on your butt (again).
>But this time it wasn't no filly.
>Fluttershy just grabbed your ass.
>You step away from her and she releases her grasp on your buttock.
>You give her a "What the hell was that" kind of look.
>She looks around and whistles a tune like she didn't just grab your ass.
>She's not that good at being sneaky, that's for sure.
>Looks like Rainbow didn't see it either.
>This fun day just might turn out to be a pretty long one.
>Rainbow notices Fluttershy has made it to the front.
>"Oh Fluttershy, you're here! So how did you get a ticket anyway?"
>"Oh, I bought a ticket just a few days ago once I found out you two were going. I thought it would be fun to all be together."
>Fun fun fun.
>She's probably going to flirt with you the whole time and bug the crap out of you.
>"That's really cool. This is going to be so much fun!"
>You guys move up and you're next.
>The ticket p0ny looks like a smoker.
>"Tickets please."
>You hand the guy your ticket, and they do the same.
>You all walk in and there's and escalator going up and one going down.
>"I hope we get good seats"
>You guys go up the escalator (wich is pointless because everyone here is a pegasus).
>At the top, there's a short tunnel with a punch of p0nies going in.
>Through the tunnel you can see the whole north side of the stadium and what looks like a giant screen like at football stadiums.
>It kind of reminds you of going to a baseball game.
>When you guys exit the tunnel, you can see the whole stadium.
>Thousands of p0nies cheering and screaming, waiting for The Wonderbolts.
>The place was massive.
>It was way bigger than a football stadium, that's for sure.
>In front of you were stairs leading down to lower levels of the stadium.
>"C'mon! Our seats are this way!"
>You literally had to yell to someone inches away for them to hear you.
>These p0nies were loud as hell, and it hasn't even started yet.
>You guys walk along rows of seats until you find yours.
>"Aww, sweet! These seats are awesome!"
>Rainbow plops down in her chair and starts bouncing around in it.
>"What do you think, Anon?"
He he, yeah, they're pretty...
>Something caught you off guard.
>The stadium's 'field' didn't have a floor.
>It was just sky down below, with some clouds here and there.
>Which makes sense, they're going to be flying.
>Stupid Anon, ain't nobody got time for the ground.
Uh...
>The big screen said 12:11.
>That must be what time it is.
>Duh.
>"I'm going to go get some popcorn before this starts, you guys want anything?"
>"Oh no, I'm fine, thank you."
>No meat means no hot dogs.
>No beer means...well, no beer.
>A stadium event of any kind just isn't the same without hot dogs and beer.
Nah, I'm good. Hurry back!
>Rainbow leaves.
>As she gets up out of her seat, she flies over top of you and Fluttershy and you manage to get a face full of Rainbow ass.
>Whoa.
>That was...unexpected.
>Damn...
>Who needs hot dogs when you got all this spaghetti?
>"Um, Anon? Why's your face all red? Are you ok?"
>Oh man.
>What do you say to her?
>Think dammit.
>Uh...I-I gotta pee, be right back.
>"But the show's about to-"
Emergency!
>You climb over her and get out of the row of seats.
>You go out the way you came in and take a right.
>You didn't really have to go to the bathroom. You didn't even know where they were.
>You just needed to get out of that awkwardness.
>You're terrible in those situations.
>So you take a short walk and pass up a bunch of food and Wonderbolt merch shops.
>You got some weird looks, as expected.
>You eventually make it back, with Rainbow's ass still on your mind.
>C'mon Anon, shake away those thoughts.
>You sit back down and see Rainbow coming back with a bunch of popcorn.
>More than one p0ny should.
>The show should of started 5 minutes ago.
>"Hey guys I'm back. Check out all this popcorn, Anon!"
Yeah, that's quite a bit of popcorn ya got there, hehe.
>She shoves a hoof-full of popcorn in her mouth.
>"Hey Anon, why's your face so red?"
>For Christ's sake...
>Announcer: "MARES AND GENTLECOLTS! PUT YOUR HOOVES TOGETHER FOR...THE WWWWOOOONDER BOOOOLTS!!!"
Thank God.