>You two leave and head into town.
>A lot of ponies greeted you, waved at you, ya know, normal stuff.
>They all liked you, and you liked them.
>Life was good here in horse world.
>Miss Cheerlie even gave you a seductive wink.
>Oh boy.
>Rainbow was silent the whole time.
>She even gave some of the other ponies nasty looks.
>You didn't really want to ask why.
>Eventually, you both make it to Twilight's, and you knock on the door.
>Spike answers (because he's Twilight's door bitch), and lets you both in.
>Twilight's upstairs you guys, you can just go on up."
>"Thanks Spike."
>So you both go up, and find Twilight sprawled out on her bed.
>She's drooling on her pillow and snoring slightly.
>She looks like she barely made it to her bed.
>You whisper to Rainbow.
My God, she looks horrible.
>"Well that party did take a lot out of her. She could barely stand at Sugar Cube Corner.
Go wake her up.
>"What? No way! You go do it. You need the spell, not me."
Ugh, fine.
>You tip toe over to her, trying to be quiet.
>Which doesn't really make sense, because you're going to wake her ass up anyway.
>You felt like a ninja.
>Grow up already.
>Just a few steps in, you slip on a fucking ice cube.
>For the third time.
>You go straight to your face and hit the floor. Your feet almost reach the back of your head from the force of that shit whip.
>That was the most epic fall of your life.
>It wouldn't of been as funny if you didn't scream "NOOOO!!!" right before you hit your face.
>Twilight barely stirs.
>You couldn't believe that didn't wake her up.
>She must be really hungover.
>Why the hell was there an ice cube on the floor in Twilight's bedroom in the first place?
>You pick yourself up and look over to Rainbow.
>You've never seen anyone trying not to laugh this hard.
>Way to go Anon. Making an ass of yourself in front of the ladies.
>Well, Rainbow.
>And you don't blame her. If that were her falling on her face, you woud've lost your shit right then and there.
>Your nose was bleeding a little bit, and your neck was on fire, but at least you didn't break anything.
>Yet.
>You shush Rainbow, and she tries her best to shut the hell up.
>You bend over Twilight and whisper her name in her ear, hoping that'll wake her up.
Twilight...Hey...Twilight...
>She turns over a little bit and makes orgasm noises.
>"Mmmm...Uhh...."
>This was kind of funny.
>"Aaannooon...mmm..."
>Say what now.
>There goes all that spaghetti you were saving for dinner.
>Rainbow raises an eyebrow.
>Just what in the hell was she dreaming about.
>You continue whispering her name, but it's not working.
>So you begin to poke her in the stomach.
>As your poking the poor p0ny, she lets out the loudest burp you've ever heard.
>Still sleeping and everything.
>You're weren't expecting that at ALL.
>Rainbow finally loses self control and starts rolling on the floor, laughing her ass off.
>Well, at least she's awake now.
>You're not sure what woke her up. Her own burp, or Rainbow's laughter.
>"*Yawn* Anon? Rainbow? What are you guys doing here? And why is Rainbow laughing?"
>This makes Rainbow laugh even harder.
>If that's even possible.
Uh, Twilight, I need you to cast one of those "walk on clouds" spells on me so I can go see The Wonderbolts with Rainbow.
>She blinks slowly.
>"Yeah, alright just...*long yawn*...give me a moment."
>Clearly she's exhausted.
>She goes over to a book on a table in the corner, and flips through the pages.
>Now that Rainbow has simmered down a little bit, we can try and be civil.
>Mmmyes...quite.
>"Here it is Anon, just stand where you are and..."
>Twilight falls to the ground and so does the book she was levitating.
>You immediately go to her aid.
Twilight? Twilight, can you hear me?
>She's out cold.
>She had way too much to drink last night.
>You start to panic.
>How the hell were you supposed to go see The Wonderbolts with Rainbow now? HUH?
>"A better question would be why do you care so much?"
>Uh, because this was supposed to be a fun filled day of flying horses.
>"I don't know man, I think you might be crushing on Rainbow."
>Pssshh. What? C'mon, brain. Me and her are like BROS. We're tighter than spandex.
>"I bet you'd like to see her in spandex, brah."
>Shut up troll brain. You don't even know.
>"Listen brahptart, all I'm saying is you should give it a chance. I mean c'mon, she's just like you. Not to mention that rockin' body."
>Look, I don't want to think about this anymore, ok? Besides, I never even said I liked her.
>"Aaaaaalright man. Whatever you say."
>Now where were we? Oh yes, unconcious unicorn.
>You try and say her name a few more times, but that's not working.
>"Don't worry Anon, I got this."
>Rainbow walks over to you and Twilight.
>She grabs the her by the shoulders and starts smacking her around.
>"TWILIGHT! *slap* WAKE UP! *slap* WAKE UP TWILIGHT!"
>You pull Rainbow off of Twilight.
For Christ's sake Rainbow! What the hell are you doing?
>"Well how else are we going to get you to walk on clouds without-"
>All of the sudden, you two are interrupted by an incredibly loud shriek.
>"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
>That sounded like...Rarity.
>She must of looked in the mirror.
>Hehe...
>WAIT A MINUTE...
Rarity!
>"What about her?"
Maybe she can do the spell! I mean, she 'is' a unicorn after all.
>Rainbow thinks for a second.
>"Do you think she can pull it off? She's not as good at magic as Twilight is you know."
Eh, I'm sure she can handle it.
>You look at the clock.
>11:31
>You got this.
Let's get going, the actual show starts at 12:15, and I wanna get there before it starts.
>Rainbow grabs the spell book from off the ground.
>"Right."
>You two start to leave, but you slip and slide on that fucking ice cube AGAIN.
>You could of sworn you've broken your back this time.
>You heard a crack.
>You are now laying on the floor alongside Twilight.
>Rainbow's looking down at you with that stupid grin on her face.
>She's about to burst out laughing again, you could tell.
>And here you thought Pinkie Pie was the element of laughter.
>Gee wiz.
>"*snicker* You need some-"
SHUT UP!
>After all that jazz is done with, you two arrive at Rarity's.
>You knock on the door, and Sweetie Belle answers.
>"Hi you guys!"
>HNNNNNNGGGGG.
>You couldn't stand how cute she was.
>"Hey Sweetie Belle, could we come in and talk to Rarity for a second?"
>Sweetie Belle looks back into the house.
>You and Rainbow can both see Rarity in the kitchen with her head on the table.
>Her mane is all messed up and she has a cup of coffee beside her.
>"Uhh...sure, come on in. But honestly, I don't think she's in the mood."
>Clearly.
>So you two head on in because this shit was important.
>And then Rainbow does the rudest most ass hole thing she could do.
>She flies up and hovers above the table while your wondering what the hell she's doing.
>She then drops the big ass book on the kitchen table and creates a loud BOOM.
>Rainbow's a dick sometimes. But it was always funny.
>Rarity is now more alert than ever.
>She springs up from her "place of slumber" wide eyed and very confused at what is going on.
>"Wha...w-what are you two doing here?"
Sorry to wake you Rarity but...
>You're distracted by the big red mark on Rarity's side.
>My god it's huge.
>She must of scrubbed that bitch off something fierce.
>For god sakes it looks like she got slapped several times in the same spot or something.
>Much like a whore would.
>Ha.
>"What is it Anon?"
>It's not polite to stare Anon.
Right, uh, do you think you could perform a spell for me?
>She takes a sip of her coffee.
>"And what kind of spell would that be darling?"
>Rainbow opens the book and puts it in front of Rarity.
>"Hmm...oh! A "walk on clouds" kind of spell. I remember that one from our trip to Cloudsdale! Of course back then, I had beautiful wings of my own at the time..."
>She starts to ramble on about how much she misses her glorious wings and how everyp0ny admired them.
>Rainbow looks at the clock.
>11:44
>"Uh, Rarity, we're kind of in a hurry."
>She snaps out of it.
>"Oh yes right. Hmmm...I think I can do this, just give me a second Anon deary."
>Sweet relief.
Thank you so much Rarity, you really saved my ass.
>Sweetie Belle comes over to you with a jar on her head.
>"Uh uh uh, Anon. No swearing!"
>It's a swear jar.
>Adorable.
>So you oblige and put in two bits.
>Rarity gets up.
>"Alright Anon, stay where you are and I'll do my best."
>You brace yourself.
>You've never had a spell cast on you before. Who knows, it might sting or something.
>Pussy.
>Rarity's horn starts to glow purple and shoots a lighter purlple beam at you.
>You're surrounded by the glow, and it feels...awesome.
>It feels like you're in a hot tub. Weird.
>After she's done, you're still glowing a little bit, but it quickly fades away.
>"That should do the trick dear. That really took a lot out of me."
>Probably because she's exhausted.
>You're just squeezing every last drop out of these p0nies.
I can't thank you enough Rarity.
>You look over to Rainbow and she's getting antsy.
We should get going. Thanks again! Later Sweetie Belle!
>"Bye Anon!"
>"So long you two!"
>And now you two can finally get to that Wonderbolts show.
>It's about damn time too.
>You guys wave goodbye and run out of Rarity's eager to finally hit the road.