>Something smells here in Equestria.
>You're just chilling on the couch drinking some beer, when you decide...
FUCK THIS SHIT!
>You spring off the couch and head out for Sugar Cube Corner.
>You've got a massive craving for sugar cookies all of the sudden.
>And NOTHING is going to stop you.
>Not even...
Fluttershy?
>No one there.
>You could of sworn you just saw a yellow pegasus above you.
>No..you're sure of it.
Fluttershy...get down here.
>She pops up out of a chimney on someone's roof.
>She must of hid there so you didn't notice her following you.
>She gracefully flies down and lands in front of you.
Where you following me? And don't lie.
>"Oh no mister, I was stalking you!"
>Fluttershy-1 Anon-0
Fluttershy, that's the same thing basically. And why were you doing that?
>Why did you even ask that.
>"Is being stalked your fetish Anon? Does it make you want my sweet sweet pony poon?"
>What the f-
>"HI GUYS!"
>BWOSHIT!
>It's Pinkie Pie. The one and only.
>And you just peed your pants a little.
>She just popped up out of nowhere.
>Like always...
>Fluttershy's hiding behind your back.
>Pinkie must've scared the hell out of her.
>You can feel her shaking.
>"Soooo...I heard you guys were talking about fetishes."
Hehe, yeah, we weren't really talking about-
>Fluttershy's ears perk up.
>"Oh yes we were! I was trying to get Anon to tell me HIS fetish."
>Every day now for the past 3 months and 19 days.
>But who's counting.
>"That sounds like fun! Hey Anon, is your fetish parties? Or frosting?"
No Pinkie.
>"Hey, are you guys discussing fetishes?"
>Oh hey, it's Bon Bon out of fucking nowhere.
>You had a crush on this p0ny.
>Every time she'd come by and say hi, you always goofed up.
>You tried to look cool one time for her and tried leaning up against a wall.
>Long story short, you fell on Carrot Top and she almost pressed rape charges.
>"Yeah! Me and Fluttershy here are trying to guess Anon's fetish."
*Groan*
>"Oh, that sounds like fun! Would you like to know my fetish Anon?"
Uh...sure...
>She gets on her hind legs and puts her front two on your shoulders.
>She leans in near your ear.
>You could feel her breath in your ear.
>It was turning you on something fierce.
>"My fetish is being spanked..."
>Damn....
>She's now talking in a whisper.
>"Will you spank me Anon?..."
>holyshitthisisn'thappening
>You pull away, all sweaty.
Ok well, I should get going now, I totally forgot what I was out here to do in the first place, so I'm gonna be heading home now.
>"But Anon! You still haven't told us your fetish!"
GOTTA GO! BYE!
>You head home in a hurry.
>That boner in your pants is making it pretty hard to run though.
>This "fetish" business is ridiculous.
>And it's all thanks to Flutterskank.
>When you get home you decide to take a nap.
>A few hours go by and you wake up and make a sandwich.
>You take it up to your room.
>You're going to make love to this thing with your mouth.
>When you get upstairs, you're shocked at what you see.
Bon Bon?
>"Surprise!"
>Wait a minute, that's not Bon Bon...it's...
>"It's me! Fluttershy!"
>What the fuck was going on...
>"I dyed my coat and styled my mane like Bon Bon...do you like it?"
>You were speechless.
>She actually looked...attractive.
>"Is Bon Bon your fetish Anon?"
Ye-Yeah...
>You walk closer to her start kissing her.
>"I finally guessed your fetish! I finally-"
>You cut her off.
Don't talk, ok?
>Well, looks like you'll be spending the night...
>Fucking Bon...er...Fluttershy.