>Day 435 in equestria
>Twilight asked you to come by her house later on to try some 'experiments'
>Your sure she didn't mean anything sexual in anyway what so ever
>...you think
>Oh well, might as well get this over with
>You strut your way out the door, careful to avoid any traps set out by fluttershy
>After about five minutes of copious amounts of swag, twilights library comes into view
>You strut your way in and are greeted by everyones favorite purple dragon, spike
"Hey little bro, whats up?"
>"Oh, hey anon. Not much, just twilight going on about 'chronology magic' or something or other"
"The hell does chronology magic mean?"
>"I dont know, do I look like a dictionary?"
"No, that roles already filled by sweetie bell. Well, guess I'll just go ask her myself"
>You enter the main room, and twilight comes up to you looking very excited
>You were starting to regret this
 
>"Hi anon! I'm almost done putting the finishing touches on a new spell that will surely knock your socks off!"
"Uh, great. Just curious though, what exactly does this spell do?"
>"It alters a selected individuals understanding of the cosmological chronology of the universe!"
"So... basicaly, it fucks with time?"
>"Yep!"
"And you see nothing wrong with this?"
>"Uh, no? It's just a simple spell, what could possibly go wrong?"
>Clearly, someone didn't read science fiction
"I don't know, Its just... where did you even find something like this?"
>"In the Starswirl the Bearded wing of the Canterlot Archives"
"The what in the where?"
>"Just stand over there"
"O-Okay"
>Twilight begins charging up her magic, and her eyes start to glow
>You can feel the air in the room start to weigh down on you, and a metallic taste settles in the back of your throat
>You were DEFINETLY starting to regret this
>Shit Nigga, what are you doing!?
>Shes gonna zap you with something that alters fucking time!!
>Oh hello common sense, nice of you to join us
>Shut up! You need to get out of there now!
>lol nope. Too late now faggot. Nothing left to do now except enjoy the ride
>You can see twilight is clearly struggling, from the beads of sweat coming down her face, and from seeing twilight struggle quite a lot in your time
>Simple spell my ass
>Suddenly, theres a bright flash, and everything slows down
>And then freezes completely
>Shit, what did twilight do to you?
>Everything in the library is completely still
>Twilight is locked in a state of intense concentration
>Spike remains with a look of mild disintrest
>A few books float in the air, unmoving
>As you move towards twilight, you bump into one, and it moves a couple centimetres, then stops
>Everything has stopped, frozen in time
 
AlmostAverageAnon: Anon runs around and uses his newfound power to slap every p0ny in p0nyville at random, and cause a huge scare of ghosts in equestria
 
>Well then
>This is certainly new
>Hey, common sense, were still friends, right?
>I warned you bro! I told you about fucking with time!
>Fine, be that way
>In the meantime, you have some newfound powers to abuse
>You walk outside to discover that time is in the same state here as in the library
>Ponies are standing still, some are floating above the ground, and one has a goofy look stuck to its face
>Stop that goofy pony; you look rediculious
>You go to fix it, but then you think to yourself
>If you can change one pony's expression from weird to normal, whats to stop you from doing the reverse?
>Nothing, thats what!
>You rearrange goofy pony's face into an acceptably retarded fashion
>We artists now!
>There are a few other ponies nearby, the flower trio
>You never did like them
>Nows your chance to take revenge on them for what they never did to you
 
>You lift daisy into the air and flip her upside down
>Shes a bit heavy, but you can manage
>Next up is rose
>You flip her upside down, and put her end to end with daisy
>Lily follows soon after, and is placed to the side at an appealing angle
>Just a bit more and.. perfect!
>If only you had a way to capture the moment..
>Oh wait, you totaly do
>You grab a camera from a tourist, who is now standing on a rooftop at an impossible angle
>Returning to the flower girls, you quickly snap a picture of their unfortunate pricadament
>Fucking Priceless
>Hey, look over there! Its applejack and rainbow dash!
>Don't they just look cute together
>You move their forarms over one another, so that it looks like their in a loving embrace
>Aww... they finally discovered their true feelings for each other
>You snap another picture to save the moment
>You would probably need to hide this
 
>Fluttershy was caught just outside an adult book store
>Of fucking course
>You go over to her, and whisper into her ear
"All this time, you've been trying to find my fetish. Well I'll tell you my fetish. It was...
>Kneeling down to her, your voice is barely audible
"...defenastration"
>You then pick her up, and throw her through the pornshops window
>She doesn't hit the ground though, due to lack of inertia
>So you take another picture
>Hahaha