These are all stories that have been formed in the livestream. These were created in collaborated efforts between many different people in and out of the livestream. I write one line, livestream writes 2-3 lines, each person being able to call out the next line. It's a lot of fun to do when narrations are finished, and may become the new thing I do (possibly replacing Omegle).     Livestream: 11/29/12 >Day Cashews in Equestria. >You walk into the bar, ready to pick a fight, grab a beer, or get a mare. Maybe multiple. >A bowl on the counter grabs your attention. >You walk over to it, peering inside. >Inside is a large amount of... WALNUTS?! >BLASPHEMY! >You remember being raped as a child by your priest. >You grab the bowl and throw it to the wall, causing a loud crashing sound as the bowl shatters. >You point an accusing finger into the barpony’s face and exclaim “WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CASHEWS?!” >He looks at you with the weirdest expression. “Cashews? What’re those?” >You’re gonna flip your shit. >You’re gonna do it. >You run over and grab the bar, pulling with all your might. >The bar slowly lifts up, your fingers jamming into the weak wood, before you pick it up over your head, sending it flying behind you. “WHAT. ARE. CASHEWS?!” >Slowly you approach the barpony, tower over him, and violently rear your foot up, ramming it into his sheath. >He doubles over in pain, before you storm out and back to your house. You weren’t even in the mood for a drink at this point.   >The next day >A knock at your door >It’s Fluttershy >And she’s in a giant suit >A giant… nut suit? >”H-hey Anon… I saw you in the bar yesterday and you seemed pretty mad, so…” >You’re silent >Staring at the suit >”I was just wondering… are cashews your fetish?” >You look down at the pony, silent. “Yes.” >You grab her and drag her inside, before the two of you proceed to rut the everliving fuck out of each other. >Today you busted a nut.     Livestream: 12/13/12 >Day IT’S HAPPENING in Equestria. >Tom Fiddle sits down to write a riddle beside you. “Hey, wait a minute; wasn’t I the only human?” >Fuck you, Anonymous. Livestream runs this shit. “Goddamnit.” >You look over to the other human writing, and peer over his shoulder. “What’re ya writing?” >He’s silent, but you can read what he’s writing. >”Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,” >”Hitler was a casualty, and so are Jews.” >He takes a sip from his bottle of “Hitler Did Nothing Wrong” soda. >Shouldn’t he be drinking Miro? >No, because he needs a STRELNIKOV! >An angry red pony stomps up to the two of you >And it might be intimidating if he were the size of a real pony, and not a Labrador retriever. >”Granny Smith sends her regards,” he says, before pulling a revolver out and holding it in his mouth. >”Y mame if imigo nontoya! Oo kill my fatha! Pwepah to die!” >It would have been more understandable without the gun in his mouth. >You only have one option left. >DANCE! >And then your reenacted the dongcopter pirate dance. >Fluttershy trots up next to you, wearing a British Naval Commander’s jacket >”This sketch is much too silly.” >And the scene changed. >”So, are livestream collaborations your fetish?” >Anon looked dramatically at Fluttershy. “No.” >She sinks a bit, tears welling up in her eyes. “Dubs are my fetish.” >You look over to the top right, and they are, in fact, singles. >Nice try, Fluttershy. >Today was a group effort.