>Three months have passed since the incident with you, Pinkie and Rarara >You're still Rarity's captive boyfriend >Lately, she's been nagging you to marry her >She is, after all, not a common trollop >And you can only court for so long >You agreed, in a haze >The party was not planned by Pinkie >She'd secluded herself in her room the last month >The poor pink pony had a breakdown, it seemed >The others were suspicious, but they didn't really know of what >Pinkie hadn't told them >The rest came to your wedding >And while you couldn't be sure, it felt like even Celestia was watching >Suddenly >[Muffled Skreeonk] >Oh shit! >Godzilla is attacking Ponyville! >He charges his atomic breath! >And fires at you!" >Rarity pushes you out of the way, but gets caught in the blast >There's nothing left of her >The rest of the ponies subdue godzilla in record time >You can only stand there, watching in shock and awe >This wasn't what you wanted >This wasn't what you wanted at all >Rarity had been a crazy stalker pony, but she... >She loved you, didn't she? >... >A few days later, while you were sitting at Pony Joe's, you felt a hoof on your shoulder >"She was my friend too, even if it felt like she stole you away." >That voice >You turn around "P-pinkie?" >She nods >And then the healing could begin...