>She hesitates answering a nanosecond too long
>You fix her with a stern gaze
"Thing. I'm serious."
>"I don't know! Maybe! I'm a very passionate...I don't know if you'd call me a person."
>She swishes her tail back and forth
>Kind of like an anxious cat
"Well, if you're going to do weird creepy stuff like that, please warn me? I'm fairly sure you wouldn't want a mindbroken husbando, after all."
>"I-I'll try..."
>It gets a bit quiet
>You're noticing a pattern
"So...Uh...were you trying to eat me back there? Kind of felt like it."
>Such direct
>Much blunt
>She does that pony shrug again
>"I think it was something like that, yeah. I wasn't thinking clearly. Does that frighten you?"
"Of course. I'm not up for dying just yet, especially not when I'd leave behind a mourning waifu."
>She smiles and bops your shoulder
>"Do you forget I have basically complete control over my body? I could theoretically just keep you inside of me, without harming you."
>You go quiet
>However, your pants go tight, tenting
>Apparently, this is your fetish
>She notices it too, and giggles
>"It looks like you'd be okay with it"
"...I guess it does. Well, still, would you please warn me next time? And...I hate to say it, but please try to stay as pony as possible? I hate sounding like I can't stand your actual form, but-"
>"-but it's a natural reaction, yes, I'm painfully aware. And sure, I'll try. I'd never ever hurt my Husbando. Unless he asked me to, and even then I'd be reluctant."
>She thinks
>"Or if he revealed my little secret. That goes without saying."
>She smiles sweetly at you
>You smile back
"Could you ever forgive me if I accidentally mentioned it, but came right to you so you could...fix it?"
>She tilts her head
>"Hm...Why not?"
"Great."
>Yeah
>Great
>Now you have your own hitwoman waifu with just a slight hint of Yandere about her
>It sounds awesome, in theory, but...
>It's mostly a little creepy
>"Anon?"
>Her voice pierces through your little reverie
"Hm? Oh. Yeah, that's good. Mhm."
>You don't sound convinced
>And she's definitely not fooled
>"Anon, dear, I know you feel uneasy about all of this. But rest assured, I won't do anything against your wishes, unless it's to save myself from being compromised. I promise."
>Her chest opens up and she puts a hoof quite literally on her own beating heart
>"I swear, and all that."
>She patches herself up and rubs against you
>You pet her, by pure reflex
"I appreciate that, Thing. Seriously."
>You lift her up and squeeze her tight
>Oh god she's starting to feel like literal putty in your hands
>She moans as you squeeze her and her flesh becomes pliable, yielding beneath your arms
>You flinch and drop her
>"Ow."
>She reforms as a pony and rubs her head
"Sorry, I just..."
>She nods with understanding
>The two of you sit down together and watch the day unfold out in ponyville, through one of your windows
>She looks...thoughtful
>Some part of you wants to ask
>The other tells you to just let her have some time to think
>This situation is new to her as well, after all
>After a little while of silence, you share with her how your post-coital shopping round went
>She nods enthusiastically
>Especially much when you talk about other ponies
>Particularly Pinkie, whom it's pretty obvious you like extra much
>Before you get a chance to process that thought, though, there's a commotion from outside the window
>"Come one, come all!"
>You recognize that voice (and that plot)
>Oh god
>It's Trixie
>"And witness the magnificence of The Great and Powerful Trixie!"
>Thing quite literally rolled her eyes
>In all directions
>More than any pony ought to be able to
>You shake your head, though with a smile
"I take it Amber had...has? an opinion on Trixie?"
>"I think everypony does to some degree or other."
"It's weird though, I figured she'd been redeemed after trying to enslave Ponyville with the Alicorn Amulet and whatnot"
>"She was. But she's still kind of an arrogant loudmouth, or at least still doing that act."
>You watch as ponies still flock to Trixie's new-and-improved portable stage
"Looks like that does still draw ponies, huh?"
>Thing nods
>"People like antagonists. The evil, the mean, the creepy, the scary and spooky..."
>Thing starts to mutate as she speaks, growing several heads, limbs twisting in painful and unnatural directions, elongating into spider-like limbs
>Her abdomen opens in toothy maw
>A giant tongue shoots out and licks you up and down
>Like a horrifying puppy
>You're getting used to this, though
>Sort of
>You're still taking buckets of insanity points, but less
>Then, with supernatural speed, she rushes forward and slams the maw shut over you
>The thick, humid flesh envelops every inch of you
>You can't see light from any directions
>You hear Thing burp
"Thing! What the absolute fuck?!"
>She doesn't say anything
>Tentacles grow from the inside of her
>Ohshitnigger.jpg
>You've seen enough hentai to know where this is going