>Anon sighs
>"I believe you, Thing. Every last word."
>He pets your head
>"But I have no idea, except just keep on doing what you're doing."
>You sigh
"Maybe I ought to just offer myself up to Twi and her posse?"
>"I think they've mostly forgiven the crime. Sort of. I mean, they forgave discord, even after mindraping them and throwing Equestria into chaos. Even if they're a little cross with him even now. But he keeps being a dick. You're a kind pony, when you're not being possessive. That's what I believe."
>You lay your head on Anon's lap
"I..I try. I really do."
>Another moment of silence
>"Although...hey, I think I might know of some people you might like to befriend."
>You look up at him
"I see one right here"
>He laughs
>"I'll be your friend again, thing, just...please don't hurt anypony."
"I won't, I won't. And if my conscious mind goes haywire and I do anything suspicious..."
>You gulp
"Th-the-then..."
>Your heart is going a hundred miles an hour
>You touch your collar
>He squeezes you tight
>"Only as a last resort. And even then, I'd probably rather let you eat me than do that. Twilight, however, would have no problems pulling the trigger."
>He chuckles
>"Guess I'm just a sentimental fool with a vore fetish."
>You crack up
"you're pretty brave and crazy, you know that?"
>"Eyup"
"Heh. Anywho, you were saying?"
>"Right. Yes, there's one other human, and a human transformed into a pony. I think you might be able to befriend them."
"Ooh. I'd like that. Of course, I'd also like to win back Ponyville's trust. I feel naked without it."
>"You're naked at this very moment, you silly pony."
>You laugh
>A real, hearty laugh
"That's true, I'll give you that. Oh yeah, I'll give you that"
>You wiggle a suggestive eyebrow
>Anon chuckles
>"I sure do. Now c'mon, I told Twilight about the situation, and she decided maybe we could befriend the two other humans. Well, other human and human-turned-pony, so she would send 'em over to our house soon enough."
"I-I'm surprised she'd care enough to do that."
>"She's not heartless, Thing. In fact, she's got a pretty big one. Hence why she got just the tiniest tad upset."
>The two of you start heading home
"I..yeah, I guess I get that. I'd be pretty fucking mad if someone tried to take you away from me forever. Or eat you before I could"
>You giggle
>He gets the joke
>"Heh. I figured as much. For now though, keep in mind - ponies are friends, not food."
>You huff
"I know that."
>"Sorry, just figured it'd be prudent to repeat that so you don't go up in flames."
"That's pretty dark"
>"Yep. Although, hey, if Equestria does get one of its usual problems with some sort of fucked up entity, you know, Discord, Chrysalis, Sombrero, anything like that...I think you have permission to eat them."
>A voice sounds from your collar
>Twilight's
>"If necessary, Anonymous. If absolutely necessary. We're not savages. Twilight out."
"...Huh. Well would you look at that"
>"Just me that's getting a 'big sister is watching you' sort of vibe?"
>A literary reference
>How quaint
"Hey, you're not the one with the eye of Sauron hanging around your neck."
>You get back home and snuggle up on the couch
>"Hey, I wonder what the neighbors are like."
>Anon shrugs
>"Kind of like me, I guess."
>You perk up
"Oh boy! More of you? Holy shit, Anon! I love you!"
>You're bouncing up and down
>He keks so hard he can hardly breathe
>"Thing, seriously though, don't get all possessive with them too, okay?"
"I won't! I won't! I just like humans, is all! Or at least judging by the ones I've met that haven't tried to kill me. I.e., You!"
>He touches a hand to your cheek
>"I'm sorry you haven't been treated well, Thing."
>You briefly stop bouncing
>Flash back to the shit that happened in antarctica
>Seems like it was yesterday
>You managed to make a portal
>No time to punch in coordinates, though
>So you went at random
>That's how you ended up in Equestria
>You'll admit, though, that you were kind of an idiot back then too
>Tch
>But done's done, you guess
>Even if it feels bad
>Spilt milk and whatnot
>You lay down on Anon's lap and bury your face in his chest
>After a little while, there's a knock on the door
>Anon goes to answer the door
>You grudgingly hop out of the comfy-ass couch and trot along over to the door
>Anon's opened it
>There, you see another handsome human man, as well as a pegasus pony in various shades of purple, with a neckerchief.
>Apparently, she was a human male transformed by Twilight into a pony
>They introduce themselves
>The tall one is David
>The other is Sebastian - or, when a pony - Clover
>Anon explains who and what you are in excruciating detail
>After inviting them in, of course
>They seem to know the general gist of it from before though
>You can't help but wince and shrink away
>God, you sound like a monster
>You try to keep yourself from crying
>It's not working