>Oh fuck
>You'd forgotten about that
>"Yes, David, it is. I did, however, not call him here."
>She coughs
>"Not intentionally, at least. I accidentally summoned him with a spell a while ago, and he said he didn't want to leave, so I let him stay. He goes by Anonymous or Anon."
>You and David exchange a knowing glance
>"Anyway, he fairly recently came into contact with an alien lifeform that can take the shape of other ponies after getting a DNA sample. Or consuming said pony. It's....been a problem. She kind of got really jealous and tried to eat Applejack because Anon had a crush on her"
>Twi facehoofs
>"We've been letting her live and studying her for a year or so now, and...it's hard to trust somepony like that, even if she gives her word to not harm anypony. Heck, she even saved the Mayor from a timberwolf."
>You both whistle, impressed
>"And..well, Anon tells me the isolation has started to take its toll on her. On the one hand, she's dangerous, and tried to eat my friend - on the other, I know the pain of loneliness and the bliss of friendship. For pony's sake, we've managed to mostly reform Discord."
>She clicks her tongue
>"I'm sorry, that's not something I should foist onto you two, I guess I just thought I should let you know. Maybe you could befriend them, if you'd like to stay a while. It's up to you, of course."
>The two of you nod
"Uh...can we just get some time to think? Just a few minutes?"
>"Of course."
>Twilight gives you a smile
>A little bit of worry shows on her face
>As Twilight leaves the room, David turns to you
>"This sounds pretty ideal, doesn't it?"
>You nod
"It..kind of does. I could get a new pony form that I could use both here and in the real world - and put away when I don't need it."
>"If that works, then we go back to our world, eventually, though?"
"Mhm. Even if I'd kind of like to ask Twilight if there's any way to get back here. I mean, this is fucking Equestria, man! Usually, the only way to get here would be through a noose."
>You share a chuckle
>"That's dark, man"
"Heh. Yeah, but, kind of funny, you have to admit"
>"Yep. So, anywho, there's our plan for that. Now, about that Anon and his marefriend."
"Sounds like John Carpenter's The Thing to me"
>"Oh fuck, that's what it reminded me of . Yeah, I guess that's probably it. Which sounds like something out of a weird green."
"And our situation doesn't?"
>"En garde. Touché. How cliché."
>he smiles
>"Fair point. Opinion?"
"I dunno, I like the sound of befriending them. Parlty because it gives me an excuse to stay here a little longer."
>"Heh. And if nothing else, then at least it sounds like Anon might be needing a little help with this handful of a situation."
>You nod
"Yeah, it sounds like the drama's getting pretty real. Plus, I do like getting new friends."
>"Then that's what we'll do, then. Twilight, you can come back in now."
>Almost instantly, Twilight peeks her head back in
>Kind of like she was pressing her ear to the door and listening
>Heh
>You explain it all to her (seriously, I can't be arsed to write what you just wrote all over again.)
>"Of course. What would you like your pony form to be like?"
>You briefly think on it
"W-well, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like to try being a pegasus"
>Twilight nods
>"Very well. Anything else?"
>You describe what you'd like to look like (pic from >>22443018 )
>"That should be manageable. Please hold still"
>Her horn glows
>You feel dizzy
>There are a few popping and crunching sounds
>But you can't feel anything
>Then you feel refreshed
>You look over yourself
>Holy shit
>This is amazing
>She even got the scarf right
>She sees your satisfaction and gives a smile of her own
>Daw
>There's a reason she's second best waifu
"Thank y-"
Oh god
>Your voice
>It's...different
>Not bad or anything
>Just..different
>You cough
"T-thank you, Twilight."
>"Oh, no problem that was the least I could do. Besides, while I don't want to sound like I'm trying to bribe you, I guess you could partly see it as me being grateful you'll try and help out with the other..situation."
>She nibbles a bit on her lower lip
>"As for being able to come back..I've made a magical bond with you, Sebastian. Whenever you wish to speak with me, say my name three times, and I'll answer you. Does that sound good?"
>You blink
"I-it does. That's way more than I could ever ask for! Thank you!"
>"Oh, don't mention it"
>She's blushing a bit
>You're starting to get used to/comfortable with your new voice
>Sort of
>It's still weird
>"Well, if there's nothing further, I'll leave you to it"
>Twilight gives a giggle and heads out the door
>David gives you a look
>"Research, huh?"
>You bop him on the head
"H-hey! If Twilight wants to be voyeuristic, I have nothing against that."
>"No, you're right, that does make it a bit hotter."
"Heh. You're pretty twisted, you horsefucking bastard."
>"Rubber. Glue. Who's the willing horsewaifu?"
>You laugh
"Fair point"
>"So hey, anywho, what say we go and meet the neighbors?"
"Well...uh..first I might need a new pony name, just to be able to go outside."
>You check out your flank
>A four-leaf clover cutie mark
>...
"Huh. So I guess it's-"
>"Clover? Hah, I like it."
"Heh. I guess we're good to go then."
>With that, you head off
>Twi'd told you where to find Anon, so finding him wasn't a problem
>On the way there, you notice ponies are friendly, and basically treat you like one of their own
>It's a weird as fuck feeling
>Meanwhile, they're a bit more wary of David
>But fascinated by him too
>You finally arrive at Anon's house
>And knock on the door