>Day what the apples in Equestria
>You are waking up to a splitting headache
>You don't drink, so something must of hit you hard
>As you look around the room, you see a certain pony on your bed
>Rainbow Dash
>She is staring at you with lust engraved in her eyes
>"Hello sleepy head"
Rainbow? Did you knock me out?
>"Sorry about that. I just wanted to make sure that we can be alone together."
You didn't have to knock me out, Dash. You could of just asked.
>Her wings slightly unfold
>"R-Really?"
Of course! You see, I have been watching you for a while now. You're talented, funny and sexy. And I want...
>She's leaning towards you
...I want you to be my first!
>Within a blink of an eye, she is on top of you and shoving her tongue down your throat
>You walk her in your arms and plop yourselves onto the bed
>As you furiously make out, you reach into your back pocket for your 'tool of the trade'
>You pull back your head with a smile and show her your 'tool'
>Her eyes are no longer filled with lust but with terror
>She screams as your tool pierces through her body as you jab and slash
>Soon her screaming is no more and is now a bloody corpse
>Well that was a lot easier that you thought
>You pick yourself up from the bed and move on to your next victim
>Tonight was a good night
>On Elm Street