>Day Fashion Dilemma in Equestria
>This is it
>Your plan is set
>You do the daily routine and put on your costume
>Today you will scare your rapist
>Hopefully to not want you anymore
>You hear the gentle tapping at your door
>You open the door a little to see your rapist
>Rarity
>"Darling~, you can't hide from our lo~ve!"
You're Right, Rarity.
>You fling the door wide open
Embrace me and never let go!
>She looks at you wide eyed and scared
>seeing you in a plaid shirt, matching kilt and a lumberjack hat
>She slowly backs away
I want your beauty, I want your charm and I want to have foals with you!
>"no...No...NOOOOOOO!" She runs as fast as she can home
>When you close the door, you laugh for five minutes
>You get out of your costume and make some breakfast
>That's one rapist down
>As you plot upon the other rapists, one question keeps coming back
Where the hell did I get a Kilt?!