Might as well make this one available here as well.   "No." >Chrysalis stared back at you in what must have been a mixture of disbelief and disappointment, though you weren't sure which of them was the dominant one "No." >It has never harmed anyone to make extra sure that they aren't misunderstood >"Why… why not? I really want this. I need this." "Do you even have to ask why? Why would anyone in their right mind even say yes?" >She couldn't say anything at first, clearly taken aback by your sudden defiance >"Just let me explain…" "NO. I know enough about it already." >"Just one more time… I'm sure you'll understand it this time." "Ok, sure. Fine. Tell me all about it one more time. Maybe it will stop being horrible?" >She straightens up a bit, clearly taking this very seriously >"I want to take you out on a romantic dinner." "No dead rodents on the menu." >"I promise." "Go on." >"Then I want you to sexually excite me and/or the other way around." "Go on." >"Then I want to take you back to a luxury room at a local hotel, that I've rented only for this occasion." "Go on." >"There, I want you to rip my expensive dress straight off me and make rough yet passionate love to me." "Go on." >"I want you to climax inside me, and fertilize me." "I… I could do that. I'm ready." >"Then I want us to relax and cuddle for about an hour." "I'm in." >"Then… I'll bite you, pumping your nervous system full with a paralysing poison before enlarging my external reproduction system, inserting it gently into your anus, and over the course of 5 – 7 hours lay 250 – 350 eggs in your intestines." "And this is exactly the part I'm having issues with." >"But Anon… I want to have children." "Can't we follow the plan all the way until the 'Relaxation and cuddles' part, and then just skip the last bit?" >"Those eggs need to go somewhere Anon. Did your mother never teach you about the Cordyceps and the Bees?" "Cordywhat?" >"It's a parasitic fungus that grows inside the bodies of other beings, usually insects, before bursting out when it's mature." "But that sounds horrible for the bees!" >"It sort of is. But don't you worry. When those eggs hatch, they'll be right next to the exit. There's not really a significant chance of organ rupture. Thrust me, I'm a professional." "… The answer is still no." >"You just don't love me, do you Anon?"