>You are Anonymous, and you are freezing.
>There is a pressure against your wrists and ankles, and your entire body is tingling.
>'Hmm, this must be what being dead is like...I guess reincarnation really is bullshit...'
>No sooner does that thought cross your mind, before you begin hearing the voices in the room
>”...ilight, seriously, we should send a letter to the Princesses before this thing wakes up!”
>It was that scratchy voice again, it was definitely a female, but it had an almost masculine quality about it.
>A new, softer voice greeted you this time, as you attempted to open your eyes, to find that..well..you couldn't for some odd reason.
>”Rainbow, trust me, I understand where you're coming from. But this...whatever it is, was badly injured, do you really think its a good idea to have the Princesses show up to pester and question him in this state? Poor thing's probably confused and scared. We don't even know if he can talk or understand us anyway.”
>”Tch, I guess...”
>Now, you were no genius, but you were smart enough. There were two voices. Both female. They didn't know what you were...first thought? You were on another planet, you braced yourself for probing.
>You tried to clear your throat but only a groan emitted. It apparently had startled the two voices; you heard some scuffling and the sound of a table being bumped into, as well as glass breaking
>”It's gonna attack us!”
>”Dash, calm down! Hey, are you waking up?”
>You attempted to respond, but your throat was incredibly dry, it hurt to even attempt to speak. But you luckily managed to get at least one word out
“….W-water...”
>”Amazing! It can talk!”
“Ple..ase....water...”
>”Oh! Sorry! Here you go!”
>A soft buzzing noise greeted your ears next, and before you knew it, you could feel a glass against your lips.
>The water was cool and refreshing, it felt like you were drinking liquid for the first time in years.
>your throat greeted the cool liquid kindly, and you felt yourself relax a little. If these aliens were going to probe you, at least they were being nice about it.
>The glass removed itself, and you felt the bed, that’s what you assumed at least, that you were on re-position, until you were laying at an incline.
>”You can obviously speak, but we're not sure of how much you can understand. My name is Twilight Sparkle. TWI-LIGHT. SPAR-KLE. Can you say that for me?”
>Did you really look that stupid? You couldn't really tell, as for some reason you still couldn't open your eyes...or rather, they were open, they were covered.
“….Twilight Sparkle...”
>You hear what sounds like a pen on paper, and a small squee of delight.
>”I knew you'ld be intelligent! Well, not knew, but I had my theories. Dash here thought you were just some blood-hungry monster and...”
>The voice continued speaking in an enthusiastic manner, seemingly forgetting about you until you cleared your throat.
>”Oh, sorry! That happens sometimes, I just get caught up and rambling like that...Do you have a name?”
>Why were you so calm? Perhaps it was the soothing softness of the voice that was speaking to you, or the fact that your reserve of fucks to give was pretty low. Would have to get that taken care of.
“My name is Anonymous...I have a question for you Twilight Sparkle.”
>There was another squee and then the feminine voice cleared her own throat.
>”Call me Twilight, Anonymous. That’s a rather odd name. But whats your question? I have so many for you too! But I suppose you can ask first.”
>You could feel a soft smile crack your lips.
“Thank you, Twilight. Alright, first things first...why can't I see anything? And why can't I move?” you asked.
>”Oh, those are easy to answer! You can't see, because your head is bandaged! You had some pretty bad cuts along your forehead, and the bandages are covering your eyes. As for not being able to move, we-”
>Twilight's voice was cut off by the scratchy voice. Dash, as you had gathered from Twilight's earlier response.
>”You're buckled down, so you can't start nothin'!”
“Fair enough...But I feel fine, do you think you could remove the bandages? It's a little unnerving not being able to see or move..I'd like at least to be able to see my saviors.”
>”Well I don't see why not. Dash, go and get Spike please, I think we'll be able to send a letter to the Princesses soon.”
>”You got it Twilight.” Dash replied, and turned to you (not that you could see it yet) “Don't cause any trouble, alien.”
>Huh...alien...well, it was technically true, you were an alien to them, and them to you.
>You heard...wings flapping, as well as a door opening and soon you could feel that you were left alone with Twilight.
>Another soft hum and you felt the bandages that you had failed to notice, until Twilight mentioned them, unravel, and fall.
>The light wasn't so bright, it would appear you were in a basement of some sort. Your eyes darted about the room, trying to get a feel for where you are. It was definitely a laboratory of some sort, but not the kind used for anal probing
>Thank God.
“Nice lab you've got here Twilight, looks like you're a pretty smart one yourself.” you said, still having yet to actually see your “host”.
>”Oh, thank you! You're familiar with this sort of thing?”
>You couldn't help but chuckle. You really must look less-than-intelligent if she didn't think you would recognize this place.
>You turned your eyes to the sound of the voice and there you saw a Purple Unicorn.
>Anonymous?
>Yes brain?
>Permission to freak out?
>Belay that, we're probably hallucinating
>Roger that, jimmies however will remain at the ready.
>Sounds good to me.
“You know, this is funny. I guess I must have hit my head pretty hard, because I can't see what you really look like. I'm seeing a purple unicorn.”
>Twilight's eyes sparked up a bit and a large smile spread across her face. “You know what unicorns are!?!? Thats wonderful! That saves a lot of explanation! You must be some kind of Minotaur or something, if you know about us! I knew you weren't an alien.
>Minotaur...Unicorn...pfft, what next, a Pega..
>”Spike's on his way Twilight, how's the alien doing?”
>Hey Brain?
>Yeah?
>Prepare the rustling of the Jimmies.
>Aye cap'n!
“Ha...hahahahaha...” you chuckled aloud nervously
>A look of worry showed on Twilight's face “Are you alright Anonymous?”
“Yeah, yeah, I'm fine! I'm just gonna...pass out now.”
>Horses.
>Talking horses.
>Talking, unicorn and pegasus horses.
>Where the hell were you?
>Thats a question for another day though, as now, you are greeted once more by unconsciousness
>You dream of hundreds of those miniscule horses, watching as you are dissected by none other than the purple unicorn you had just met.
>You really wished you had some alcohol about this time