>"Oh Anon, thank goodness you're here!"
>"I have been itchy ALL DAY, and I don't even know why!"
>"And with Spike at Rarity's I've been having trouble scratching the itch!"
>"Please Anon! It's difficult to concentrate when my entire body feels irritated!"
>"Ahhh...thank you."
>"Now a little higher up, on my neck."
>"Ooo, now my legs are getting itchy!"
>"That feels better."
>"Anon, you are a miracle worker."
>"Wait, what?"
>"...FLEAS!?"
>"B-but, how could I have fleas?"
>"I wash myself so well!"
>"You're saying I might have got them from someone else?"
>"Well...I did go to that dog show the other day."
>"But that's not the point, we have to get rid of them!"
>"What? A flea collar?"
>"Those are for dogs, Anon. I'm not gonna wear one!"
>"A flea bath?"
>"That sounds more up my alley."
>"Let's go get some flea shampoo, then."
>"O-o-oh I feel them crawling around!"
>"Anon, they're making me really itchy!"
>"Just a little lower on my back."
>"And now behind my ears."
>"Oh, I feel disgusting, Anon."
>"Ah, they're making my mane itchy!"
>"Quick, let's just get that shampoo and get this over with!"