>"Anonymouuus! Could you be a dear and come in here? I need your help."
>"There you are. Thank you for coming by. I've had the worst itching all over and I just can't seem to make it go away!"
>"My back is acting up again!"
>"Ohhh, thank you, Anon."
>"It's been the worst on my back, and I can't reach it!"
>"I might have to keep you around all day to scratch me."
>"My hooves are getting itchy! Help, Anon!"
>"I just cannot thank you enough, darling."
>"Every time my hooves itched, I'd scrape them on the ground, but it wasn't as effective as your fingers."
>"I beg your pardon?"
>"...could you repeat that?"
>"Oh, fleas. That's what I thought you said."
>"Wait, FLEAS?"
>"EEEEEEK!"
>"Gross, gross, gross, gross!"
>"How could I have fleas?"
>"I keep myself immaculate! I can't even bear the thought of having fleas!"
>"Okay Rarity, breathe in..."
>"And out..."
>"...I MUST RID MYSELF OF THESE VERMIN IMMEDIATELY!"
>"ANON, RUN UP TO MY BATHROOM AND GRAB EVERY BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO YOU CAN FIND!"
>"These insects will rue the day they decided infest Rarity!"
>"Quickly now, Anon! I'm starting to itch again!"
>"I can already feel my skin inflaming!"