>"What took you so long, Anon?"
>"I practiced all my tricks three times before you showed up!"
>"Whatever, you're here now, and the extra practice wouldn't hurt."
>"Lemme just get back into position and-"
>"O-oh man! My sides are all itchy!"
>"This has been happening all day!"
>"Phew, that feels better."
>"Thanks Anon."
>"What do you mean you didn't actually practice much?"
>"Of course I did!"
>"Oh, I did say I was itching all day, didn't I?"
>"Well that doesn't mean I can't fly!"
>"Okay, so maybe I can't."
>"And maybe the Equestria Games are tomorrow."
>"And maybe I do have fleas."
>"Wait, did you say I have fleas?"
>"Oh MAN, that's why I'm so itchy!"
>"There go my ears again!"
>"Ahhh, that feels pretty good, Anon."
>"But enough of that, we gotta get rid of these things before tomorrow, or I won't be able to compete!"
>"A flea collar?"
>"You aren't serious, are you Anon?"
>"I would look dumb in one of those."
>"What else could we do?"
>"A flea bath?"
>"That's perfect!"
>"Quick, let's run to the market and get some shampoo!"
>"The sooner we get rid of these things, the sooner I can polish up my flying skills!"