>"Anon, thank you so much for coming by."
>"All my poor animal friends have been so itchy lately."
>"And actually, so have I."
>"It's been hard to take care of their itchiness when I have to scratch too."
>"Oh, my wing's getting itchy again."
>"Uh, you didn't have to scratch my wing for me Anon."
>"But...thank you."
>"Do you think it might be something in my fur?"
>"You'll check for me?"
>"What would I do without you, Anon?"
>"I'm sorry?"
>"Fleas?"
>"Oh no, that's probably why all my animal friends are so itchy."
>"O-oh right, that's why I'm itchy too."
>"What do we do, Anon?"
>"A flea bath?"
>"But I don't want to hurt the fleas with poison!"
>"Isn't there another way?"
>"Flea collars?"
>"If we do that, we need non-poisonous ones!"
>"It's settled, we'll need to get flea collars for me and my animals."
>"Yes, Anon. If it means the animals don't get itchy anymore, I'll wear a flea collar."
>"Actually, if I go out and buy one, I might spread the fleas to somepony else."
>"Do you think you could go out and get some for me?"
>I-if that's okay with you, of course..."