>"Howdy Anon!"
>"Ya work up a good sweat in the fields?"
>"Mighty fine work ya did out there!"
>"Don't worry 'bout gettin' paid, Granny Smith's got it covered."
>"Oh, by the way, I wanted ta ask ya somethin' Anon."
>"You been real itchy today?"
>"Ah've been itchin' and scratchin' mahself all day."
>"It made it a bit hard ta buck apples, but a bit of itchin' ain't gonna stop a member of the Apple family!"
>"Woo, there goes my tail again!"
>"Could ya get that Anon?"
>"Ahhh, sweet relief."
>"Did you say somethin'?"
>"Fleas?"
>"Land sakes, really?"
>"Well no wonder Ah've been scratchin' at mahself all day!"
>"Might as well start up a nice hot bath."
>"Ah gotta get cleaned up anyways."
>"Ya'll wanna help me scrub? Ah could probably use all the help Ah can get drivin' 'em out."
>"Ya will?"
>"Aw shucks Anon, thanks."