>The blue alicorn leered at the keyboard on your laptop, slowly lifting one of her hooves.
>Delicately balancing it above a key, the princess lowers her hoof slowly, her limb mere inches away from the key.
>*tap*
>She smiles.
>"I have done it! Only a single key was pressed this time, instead of several at once!"
>She wiggled her hooves in joy, which caused your heart to melt a little.
>Luna, now confident in her abilities, repeated the process of lifting her hoof and pressing another key, typing another letter.
>This took well over ten seconds for her just to complete.
>So far, she had been able to type out "mo".
>Take a wild fucking guess at what she's trying to write.
>Her next move is as cautious as the last two, and she gasps as her hoof bends to the left and she almost misses her mark.
>Luckily, it was still close enough to hit the "o" key once again.
>"I am close to victory, Anonymous! Long have I waited for this day!"
>The final key waits, and Luna wastes no time in moving her hoof above the "n" key.
>Slowly.
>Cautiously.
>*tap*
>On the screen in front of Luna is now the word "moon".
>"Success! The first time I have typed a word without any backtracking! I have conquered your technology, Anonymous!"
"Good job, Luna. I'm proud."
>Too bad she didn't account for the fact that she's still pathetically slow.
>With more practice, she'll be at the pace perfect for shitposting.
>Guide her well, Anon.