>"Anonymous, do I look 'hip'?"
>You facepalmed at the princess' appearance.
>Her overly-large sunglasses were drooping off of her face, and her sideways baseball cap was messing her mane up.
"No, Luna."
>"But I was told this is what the younger ponies are wearing. How else can I connect with them if I do not understand their culture?"
"By...talking to them like a normal pony?"
>Her expression brightens up.
>"Ah, I understand what you mean!"
>She clears her throat.
>"Yo, what is up, homecanine?"
>You burst out laughing at her ridiculous display.
"You sound so hilarious right now!"
>"But, dude, this is how younger ponies speak, see?"
>Her face is affixed with a look of confusion.
"Maybe if you're mentally handicapped. Look, Luna, if you do this in public, you're going to be laughed at."
>"But don't I look 'cool'? Like I can 'chill with my homies'?"
>You just noticed that she's also wearing a gold necklace with a moon emblem chained onto it, as she had flashed it.
"No, no, no. Just...stop."
>The gangster-esque apparel comes off.
>"If you say so, Anonymous. But I would still like to appear 'awesome' and 'tubular' to my younger subjects. How does one accomplish this?"
"Well, firstly, you learn culture from the right time period."
>She raises an eyebrow.
>"But I thought my verbal lingo was current."
"If it was back in the 80's or 90's, maybe. But nowadays, you'd just sound dumb."
>"If you say so, 'dude'."
>She gives you a toothy grin.
"We've got a lot of work to do."