>All present greatly anticipate the wisdom dispelled by the mighty moonbutt. >Thousands of ponies are gathered to hear such wise words from something that's rather unconventional for sharing wisdom. >What they don't know is that Luna is just asleep on a cloud, and many have mistaken the coinciding of this event and the full moon as being prophetic in nature. >"Mrrnn..." >The crowd gasps and silences themselves, preparing to hear what the mighty moonbutt has to say. >The tension was maddening, the combined heartbeats of the crowd likely being heard for miles. >"Celestia..." >The expectant ponies leaned in. >"Rrrnn...no, put the butter on top..." >The ponies spoke amongst themselves as they digested the wise moonbutt's words, but then quieted themselves as she spoke again. >"There's no such thing...as burnt toast..." >"WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?"